SecretsDubai

Dubai. This pearl in the crown of the United Arab Emirates is known for its glitz and glamor. Despite being in the heart of the Middle East, this is a country that’s jam-packed with some of the most dick-draining sluts that the world has ever seen. Trust me, as a world-traveled man of porn, I’ve been to Dubai many times. While the deserts surrounding the city might be dry, my dick definitely wasn’t by the time I was ready to leave.

But although the city of Dubai might be full of escorts, OnlyFans girls, and all manner of cock-hungry sluts, the scene is still quite conservative. This isn’t Berlin or Amsterdam, and you’re not going to see anything remotely sexual advertised on the street. However, it’s all a case of knowing where to look.

Whether you’re someone based in Dubai or planning to visit soon, it pays to be prepared. After all, if you’re going to bury yourself balls-deep in some elite-tier pussy, you’d better ensure you’re prepared to make the most out of it. The surefire way to do this is to ensure you’re equipped with a small arsenal of sex toys that can turn any pussy into a human fire hydrant.

While you’re not going to find sex shops on every corner in Dubai, it’s not hard to find online sex stores that cater to those in the Emirates. However, finding the kind of stores worth shopping at is another thing entirely, and the truth is that some shops are eager to send you on a bum steer rather than revolutionize your sexual experience. Luckily, I’m here to help.

It’s fuckin’ hot in Dubai, and while air conditioning helps, they struggle to keep up with the momentum of my porn-trained dick in the bedroom. So, I always make sure I’m equipped with the sex toys that allow me to turn any lover’s pussy into a makeshift shower so that I can cool off amid a fuck fest.

Naturally, this has allowed me to gain a solid knowledge of the various sex toy stores across Dubai and review them all for your benefit. Up for review today is the aptly named Secretsdubai.com. It looks good on the surface, but can it keep up with the demands of the notoriously kinky ex-pat community living in Dubai? Let’s find out!

What is Secretsdubai.com?

Secretsdubai.com is an online sex store that provides a range of adult toys and sex accessories to people living in Dubai, Abu Dhabi, and other cities and regions across the United Arab Emirates. It promises a diverse selection of items and, most importantly, discreet delivery. After all, you don’t want your 14” dildo delivery being announced to your conservative neighbors in this country.

Secretsdubai.com has been around for a few years at this point, and a quick background check on the Wayback Machine tells us that it was founded in late 2021. But while it seems to be making a good name for itself so far, let’s take a deeper look into the kind of sex toys the store has to offer!

What are the Sex Toys like on Secretsdubai.com?

Secretsdubai.com isn’t lacking in terms of variety when it comes to sex toys, and it caters to men, women, and couples alike. To understand what the store can give us, I researched some of the most popular toys from each main category. Here’s what I found.

● Hismith Sex Machine With Eight Dildos - If, somehow, a woman gets bored with everything that Dubai has to offer her, then this mighty sex machine is a solid way to while away the hours. Secretsdubai.com promises same-day delivery in Dubai for this machine, and many play options are on offer. With powerful suction cups that affix it to the ground, this sex machine can unleash waves of pleasure on any hole presented in front of it. Better yet, it comes with a customizable selection of dildos to choose from, and you can enable anything from sci-fi sex fantasies with alien dildos to living out your filthiest DP porn dreams with a double-penetration dildo.

● A Throbbing Range of Male Masturbators - There’s a fuck load of pussy on offer in Dubai, that’s for sure. However, if you’re paying hookers or taking potential fuck buddies out on dates at luxury restaurants around Dubai, shit can start to get expensive. Luckily, Secretsdubai.com has a fuck load of male masturbator options on their site. These range from artificial cock-sucking mouths disguised as beer bottles (not ideal in Dubai) to full-blown sex dolls for you to bust a nut inside. Some of them might be pricey, but they’re still cheaper than taking a chick out on a date to a Dubai restaurant and hoping for some pussy in return.

● A Portable Love Swing - If you’re an open-minded couple in the UAE, it goes without saying that you won’t find any swingers clubs in Dubai. Unless you can find some kinky parties going on behind closed doors, you’ll have to make your own fun. Secretsdubai.com stocks this badass sex swing that can be affixed to any standard door and is immensely portable. It allows for a wide range of kinky positions and mimics the kind of furniture you'd find at your average sex club or swinging event and can be safely stored away discreetly when you’re done.

The Design of the Store

I’ve reviewed more sex toy stores than I can count over the years, but I’ve found many opt for an overwhelming design that can overwhelm new users with way too many toys. Thankfully, Secretsdubai.com has opted for a more simplistic approach, although the design isn’t without its flaws.

Secretsdubai.com welcomes you in with a header bar home to the logo, main menu, and a set of buttons to access your on-site profile, cart, etc. The red and black logo looks sleek but is too small and poorly optimized to appreciate it properly. The main menu consists of three drop-down menus covering toys for men, women, and couples and two links to the site’s contact page and its FAQ section.

The homepage of Secretsdubai.com starts with a portfolio of three offers displayed in a grid format. This is underlined by three icon boxes showcasing some of the site’s proudest features, ranging from discreet delivery to 24/7 customer support.

Below this are two dedicated sections covering the latest sex toys to be added to the site and the most popular toys currently being bought. Each section is home to nine featured projects, and a slideshow initiates when you hover over the featured image, along with a call to action to explore the toy further.

Towards the bottom of the homepage are two more featured boxes showcasing the latest offers currently active on the site. There’s also a call to action to sign up for the site’s official newsletter and stay up to speed with the latest products and offers.

What I Like Most About it

The first thing I like about Secretsdubai.com is the niche it is filling. It’s no secret that sex toys are hard to find in Dubai and the wider UAE and this site provides a handy online alternative to your conventional sex shop. On top of that, it also offers discreet delivery and same-day delivery on some products.

I also liked how Secretsdubai.com has tackled a decent range of niches and tried its best to cater to different sexual tastes and genders. Whether you’re a solo guy looking for artificial pussy, a horny girl looking to get fucked senseless by a sex machine, or an open-minded couple looking to indulge in BDSM, this online sex store has you primarily covered.

Regarding the site’s design, I appreciated how simple the admins have kept things. It’s not hard to navigate, and the slideshow feature that activates when you hover over products is a handy way to save time. However, that’s not to say that Secretsdubai.com is without flaws, bringing me to the next section.

What I Don’t Like

Some design things could be improved on Secretsdubai.com. The first one is the poorly-optimized logo in the header bar. For a logo as detailed as this, it’s quite hard to see due to being undersized. Plus, the site’s footer is poorly populated and makes the site look brand new and unfinished.

There’s also room for a dedicated sex toy blog on this website. Secretsdubai.com could benefit from a selection of well-written articles guiding people through the toys featured in the store and providing information on how to get the most out of them. This will be an immensely valuable addition if your clients come from conservative backgrounds.

Suggestions I Have for Secretsdubai.com

Consider making the site’s logo bigger so that it’s easier to see and appreciate in its full glory. Otherwise, opt for a different logo that is more simplistic and can be presented in a smaller format.

If you want to boost your site’s traffic and add more brand ability to the store, add a blog section to Secretsdubai.com and populate it with articles that provide helpful information to your clients. If done right, this has the potential to increase conversions dramatically.

Conclusion

Sure, there’s room for improvement on Secretsdubai.com, but this is a handy online sex store overall for people living or visiting Dubai and the wider UAE. It’s a simple site that is straightforward to use and has an excellent range of sex toys and kinky accessories that men, women, and couples alike can all enjoy.