Let me present "X Tapes" to you! Have you ever been in need of an amazing porn tube site that offers some of the best high quality and high production full-length HD porno for absolutely free? I know I have, and boy do I wish I knew about X Tapes back then. Honestly, this website is everything you could want when it comes to having some high-end content. And the best part is that you don’t have to pay for any of it. The site is absolutely free, so you can enjoy as many videos as your heart desires.
Now, all this talk about how amazing the videos on XTapes.to are can’t come without a caveat. There have to be some drawbacks too, right? Well, let’s tape ourselves to this review and follow along with what XTapes.to has to offer us. We’ll go over to good, the better, and the ugly, and see where the site can improve. Honestly, though, how many of you care about some of these technicalities as long as you get to see some premium titties bouncing on your screen for free?
Quick, slick, and ready for your dick, the design is baller
Now I’m going to be one hundred percent honest with you on this one. The design has to be one of the best designs I have ever seen a porn site sport in my entire life. It’s straight-up baller. Look at how fast these menus work, the animations are flawless, and furthermore, the entire site doesn’t look like a junkyard! They’ve got all the tabs that they need and not much more. It’s the perfect blend of looks and functionality, coming together to form this perfect combination.
And I’ve seen many porn sites before XTapes trying to make this amazing experience happen, but they always fall short. Here, however, I don’t think there’s anything bad I can comment on. Alright, that’s not true. There is one quirk that persists for all video pages, unfortunately. Whenever you click on a video you’ll be taken to its page and you’ll notice that there’s a bug where both the thumbnail and a culmination of thumbnails appear as a video player. The bottom one never works, so always go for the one above it.
When you do click on the proper video player though, you’ll be taken to a new page where it’s fullscreen, and only then can you play the video. But just as you’re about to get into your zone and start jacking it like a construction worker on a highway road with his power jack, you click on a video and boom… Pop-up ad. Now, if there was ever a bad time to give us a pop-up ad, it would be just as we’re about to watch the porno after we’ve been fighting with broken links for a few minutes just to get here.
Porn that loads fast lets you bust a load fast
But alright, after you deal with that, the video runs fine. It loads fast, there are no buffering issues, and you can enjoy it to its fullest extent. This is, of course, unless you have shitty internet, in which case you can expect all that stuff I just talked about, but that’s no fault of the website. Get better internet, you dweeb. Anyway, other than those quirks in the beginning, you’ll get to enjoy full-length porn videos without any other interruptions.
So, let’s talk about these videos. What’s so special about them anyway? Well, if you’re the type of person that likes to watch content that’s of some really high quality, such as Brazzers, but don’t like paying for it, then you’ll love the videos on here. They’re mostly centered around this high production, and that’s why you won’t find the amateur tab in the Category section. They really didn’t want an influx of shitty porn videos to plague their website, so kudos for that.
A metric ton of premium porn videos at your fingertips, for free
But this doesn’t mean that XTapes.to doesn’t have enough videos to occupy your time. Believe me when I say that there are way more videos than you’ll ever be able to watch in your entire lifetime. Across the 100 networks that are featured on XTapes.to, there are over 25000 videos uploaded. Now, tell me that you’ll be able to go through all of them. And these are all full-length HD pornos mind you. These aren’t some average joe type production clusterfucks, so you better expect to get your time’s worth.
The attitude that X Tapes has towards these videos is proper and professional, so you won’t be watching any watered-down porn that not even your horny teenage brother can enjoy. And it’s not like on other sites where they only give you a cut version of the videos. Here, you get the full experience, and it won’t cost you a dime. Now that’s a good deal if I’ve ever seen one in my life. Better than that 40 dollar hooker. I didn’t take her up on that though, too risky.
No clutter, no junk, just the important stuff is up there
So, let’s take a look at the features on this site while we’re at it. There aren’t too many tabs here, but that’s exactly what we want from a website like this. Less clutter, and more useful stuff. And XTapes.to delivers. The first tab after the wretched Home button is the Top Networks tab where you’ll see some of the best networks out there. Mofos, NaughtyAmerica, DDF, all of your favorite videos that you had to pay for in the past, now available to you for free.
When we turn to the next tab we’ll notice that there aren’t that many Categories to go around. There are fewer categories on here than women I’ve had sex with this week. And I’m not saying that just to brag, though there’s definitely truth to that, I’m just saying that there just isn’t a lot of variety here. I really don’t mind this, since we still get to enjoy some of the best porn videos out there for absolutely free. But I do know that some of you might take issue with this lack of range since you’re into some sick shit.
We can also change the Language of the site. There are 5 languages to choose from, English, French, German, Japanese, and Russian. Again, not a huge range of choices like we’ve seen on some other sites, but the extra localization really helps if you’re from one of these countries and want to have an easier time using XTapes.to. Though, if you’re reading this then English probably works for you and you won’t have a problem on that front.
Even full-length premium movies are available
The Full Movies tab is where all the good stuff is at. No, wait, scratch that, the stuff we saw before was the good stuff, this is the great stuff. We’re talking porn conglomerates here. Wicked, Brazzers, every other full-length porn feature film studio can be found here, and I couldn’t be happier about that. We really are living in the best timeline, aren’t we? Go ahead and enjoy all of these amazing porn movies to your heart’s content.
Finally, we’ve got two more tabs. Porn Passwords, which I won’t get into, but we all know what goes on here. And of course, Best Porn Sites, which is a tab that leads to, you guessed it, moi. Yours truly gets to occupy a spot on this amazing website, and with so few tabs to go around, the position of ThePornDude here shines brighter than the beacon of any other porn reviewer. You know who I’m talking about.
All in all, XTapes.to is simply amazing. If we look past the few quirks that happen here and there, and the ads that can really muffle the experience at times, we can say that this is one of the best porn sites out there. Where else can you find premium videos like these ones and get away with watching them for absolutely free? Not many places I’ll tell you that much. Check XTapes.to out today!