Some Porn

As a man who constantly trawls this vast world in search of the latest and greatest porn experiences imaginable while hunting down the shitty XXX experiences and exposing them for what they are, it’s safe to say that I’m on the road a lot. But as much as I’m fuelled mainly by porn, I also need to eat from time to time.

When I haven’t got my face buried in some exotic pussy in a foreign clime, I’ll be strolling down the street looking for somewhere to wash the taste of fresh pussy out of my mouth. Over the years, I’ve found that the best places to eat are the underrated places down backstreets that few people know about.

I fondly remember eating at a traditional trattoria in Italy and conversing with the busty Italian MILF waitress about how great the food was. It turned out she was also a porn fan who, whenever her shift was over, would spend her free time edging her wet twat to epic porn marathons.

‘’Mi scusi, Mr. Porn Dude!’’ She said, ‘’Thank you for your kind words about our food. I agree with what you said about underrated restaurants being similar to underrated porn sites. Sometimes, the best-tasting delights are found in the sites that aren’t mainstream. Now, will you please give me that notorious dick in my Italian pussy and spurt some parmesan on my Tuscan milkers?’’

That reminds me, I should really call her. But, on top of that, she was also correct. I’m not alone in feeling that some of the most excellent porn flicks I’ve ever seen have been those found on the kind of underrated tube sites that few people have ever visited rather than the powerhouse tube platforms that everyone and their kinky grandma can name.

This is why I’ve made it my mission to seek out every last porn tube platform on earth to review every one of them and ensure that they don’t remain little-known corners of the porn world. Today, my mission carries on, and I’m preparing to slam my dick into another new-found porn tube site called Some.porn. Oh, and guess what? You’re going to be joining me and cupping my balls!

What is Some.porn?

As its URL tells you from the get-go, Some.porn is a porn tube site that doesn’t focus on one niche in particular. Instead, it aims to present a vivid range of classic porn categories, as well as some underrated ones nestled in amongst the heavy-hitter XXX niches, too.

But while it might call itself ‘’Some Porn,’’ there isn’t just some smut in here; there’s a fuckin’ lot! At the time of writing, the site was home to more than 250+ pages worth of content, and some of its categories, like blowjobs and big tits, were home to thousands of videos.

For a site that, according to Wayback Machine, is brand new and was only founded in early 2024, this is an awe-inspiring selection of smut. However, the question of whether it’s actually worth watching remains unanswered, although it won’t be after reading the next section!

What’s the Porn like on Some.porn?

‘’Well, fuck! Where do we even start, Porn Dude?’’ I hear your bewildered ass ask. I hear you; there’s a lot of smut to explore here. Thankfully, you’re safe in the experienced hands of The Porn Dude, and I know exactly how to lead your way through this vivid collection of XXX content and bring you some of the highlights of the site’s most watched content!

● Sandra Romain Gets Double Penetrated - Okay, let’s take it back to the golden Noughties era of porn with one of the icons of the time, Sandra Romain. This Romanian-born porn queen was iconic in anything she touched, but one of her most considerable talents was double penetration. This Sandra Romain DP scene is wild, and it sees her wearing a tacky orange wig while two hard porn cocks ruin her ass and pussy at the same time. Sandra is as sexually primal as she usually is, and one of the greatest moments sees her taking a fat load of cum in her mouth and on her face as the other guy continues to hammer her asshole. It’s a Sandra Romain cum covered fucking scene that doesn’t get the attention it deserves.

● This Guy Starts Sucking Riley Reid’s Toes as He Fucks Her - Riley Reid looks so damn fuckable in this scene as she introduces herself, wearing a pink sports bra, knee-high socks, and tennis shoes. It’s a thought shared by the guy fucking her who has no qualms about burying his massive porn meat in her tight pussy. As he fucks her in missionary with her legs over his shoulders, he can’t resist his inner foot fetish and starts sucking on Reid’s petite toes, pushing her closer to orgasm. When she switches into reverse cowgirl and takes that cock balls-deep at full force, you can see her reassessing her life decisions as she is thrust head-first into some of the most intensely orgasmic pleasure imaginable. The sheer hunger she displays as she rushes towards his dick as he unleashes a cumshot on her face is something you just have to see, too!

● Brazilian Hooker on the Run Gets Her Trimmed Pussy Licked Outdoors While Wearing Glasses and Handcuffs - You had me at ‘’Brazilian hooker!’’ This badass scene from Reality Kings shows a Bimbo-style Latina hooker with fat tits and BJ lips arrested by two undercover cops (one male, one female). These cops aren’t to be fucked with, and she is soon receiving a baton up her well-used pussy down a back alley. Knowing the perks of the job, these two cops take full advantage of this cheap hooker in the interrogation, and a threesome breaks out between them. It’s the male cop who gets the lion’s share of the pleasure as he gets his cock polished both by his colleague and this sex worker, and the sheer sexual rage unleashed in the scene is wild! My favorite part was the hooker teaching the female cop how to squirt like a proper whore as she rides her colleague’s dick!

The Design of the Site

So, while Some.porn might be packing a formidable arsenal of smut, it’s time to take a look at what the design of the site is like and whether the admins have made it easy to navigate through its vast collection of XXX content that is growing daily.

The template of Some.porn is very straightforward. The top bar that introduces you to the site starts with a plain but well-made logo spelling out its name, followed by a search bar that allows you to seek out specific videos, porn studios, and pornstars. There’s then a button to explore the site’s categories as well as the different XXX studios featured on the site.

The homepage of Some.porn then roars into action with a selection of the latest videos to be uploaded. These are displayed in rows of four thumbnails, each displaying a screenshot of the video and a tag showing the highest resolution you can watch it in. There’s also a view counter, title, and duration button.

And that’s it. Towards the bottom of the site’s video feed is a selection of administrative pages like DMCA, 2257, terms of use, etc., with the bulk of the site’s real estate dedicated to showcasing its videos. However, while it’s simple to use on the surface, there’s an overhanging issue that also makes it a nightmare, but more on that shortly.

What I Like Most About it

The first thing that really stands out about Some.porn is the mammoth selection of porn videos on offer across this site. As it’s brand-new, it was quite a shock to see such a girthy collection of smut to explore, and there’s a solid range of niches, categories, porn studios, and adult stars featured across it.

Videos also played in some damn fine resolution, too. Whether I was watching old-school smut from the Noughties or indulging in the latest sample scene from Brazzers, I was able to indulge in every sticky detail of the porn on the screen. This meant that I didn’t miss out on any cumshot, squirting action, or double penetration. Nice!

What I Don’t Like

Ok, now to talk about the serious issue I mentioned earlier. This site has ads. Quite a lot of ads, in fact. However, the biggest issue is the combination of pre-roll ads and forced redirect adverts. These fuck up your viewing experience so damn much and force the video you’re watching to reload, which means the pre-roll ad loads back up again. This leads to you being forced to endure twice the amount of ads you usually would, which really lets the site down.

Suggestions I Have for Some.porn

The biggest suggestion I have for Some.porn is to reassess the ads that are being used on the site. While the conventional banner ads are toeing the line of acceptable, I’d suggest ditching the forced redirect ads as they’re a step too far and will result in some very pissed-off users, many of whom will likely ditch the site altogether and never return.

Conclusion

Overall, I have mixed feelings about Some.porn. Yep, it’s sure as hell home to the kind of porn collection that can turn your cock into something that resembles a chorizo sausage. Still, it’s also plagued by an annoying ad campaign that makes watching each video a ballache of an experience. Until the site fixes that issue, I’d struggle to recommend it.