RedLightClub

Red Light Club! We all like to beat our meat and finger our clunge to the sweet, sweet sight of porn. These days, many of us also have jobs that require us to be in multiple locations throughout the year, or, hell, maybe you just like traveling and experiencing all of the different cultures, cuisines, and sights this diverse world offers.

But for those of us who often hop around the world and visit different countries, maintaining our porn-fanatic lifestyle can be a pain in the ass. I mean, have you ever tried to stuff a Bluetooth male masturbator device with AI technology into your hand luggage when flying with a budget airline in Europe? If you haven’t, then you don’t know the true meaning of stress!

Sure, we can take our hobby with us wherever we go and indulge in porn when in foreign lands, but why would you choose to hang out in your hotel room and watch porn and not take advantage of the fact that you’re in a foreign place and now have access to the kind of local women that your wildest porn dreams couldn’t even imagine?

I mean, imagine going to Medellin and not experiencing a Colombian nympho riding your cock and screaming like a Banshee, just like in your favorite Latina porn movies. Or picture going to Berlin and not getting to indulge in the adrenaline-fueled rush of stepping into a Berlim Dominatrix’s dungeon and submitting yourself to her. Porn is great, but it can’t match experiences like that!

That’s all well and good, Porn Dude, but finding these kinds of sexual experiences in a foreign country isn’t always easy with the language barrier and shit! I hear you say. Well, you would have been right several years ago, but we’re now living in an era where pretty much any problem like this can be sidestepped with a smartphone and the proper guidance from a kinky fucker like me!

You see, I’ve been on a mission for many years to review the world’s hottest escort websites that, regardless of where you are in the world, can enable you to find paid sex connections at the push of a button. At the same time, I’ve also been hunting down the shitty escort sites one by one to keep you in the know about which ones to avoid.

Today, I’m getting ready to bring you into the aptly-named platform called Redlightclub.net. It’s a site that I’ve been told is a crucial accessory for any kinky globe-trotter to have in their arsenal, but I want to dig deeper and find out whether that’s true. Now, join me!

What is Redlightclub.net?

Redlightclub.net is a global escort directory that helps a massive range of sex-loving people find an equally diverse array of paid sex opportunities in the city they’re currently in. According to the Wayback Machine, the site is somewhat new and first popped up towards the end of 2021.

As soon as you arrive at the homepage of the site, you can see that it’s one with genuinely global outreach and offers you the chance to find sex works across an entire alphabet of destinations from Abu Dhabi in the UAE to Rio De Janeiro in Brazil. But while having such a diverse range of locations is great, what are the escorts on offer like?

What are the Escorts Like on Redlightclub.net?

To find out what the escorts advertising their services on Redlightclub.net are like, I decided to take a look at a mixture of destinations covered by the site ranging from notorious sex tourism destinations to the kind of places you wouldn’t expect to find a lot of hookers advertising their services. Now, are you ready to meet the chicks I found?

● Fenna, a Dutch MILF Escort in Amsterdam - First off, let’s head balls-deep into one of the world’s premier sex tourism destinations; Amsterdam! A lot of people often complain that, while seeking a bona fide Dutch sex experience in the city’s RLD, they fail to find it due to the bulk of the women working being from abroad. Fenna, on the other hand, is as Dutch as a pair of clogs hanging on the side of a windmill. This 35-year-old MILF only has one photo, but she looks like a classic Euro MILF who can easily spin your cock harder than a Dutch windmill sitting at the side of a tranquil canal.

● Kitty265, a Bangkok Hooker Who Doesn’t Beat Around the Bush! - Hold onto your fuckin’ hats because we’re going to Bangkok! While some escorts on Redlightclub.net tend to be discrete in their profile bios, this Thai hooker called Kitty isn’t. She dives in at the deep end and confesses that she has a deep craving for sucking hard cock. She states that she wants to massage the tip of your big dick in her mouth and build up the pressure until you can’t take it anymore. Your orgasmic moans will be like music to her ears as she locks eyes with you while your seed fills her mouth. Then, she says she will flash you a sexy smile as ‘’your sexy soup leaks from her lips.’’ Fellas, can someone get me on the next flight to Bangkok?

● Linger, a JAV-Style Asian Slut in… Giza? - I said I’d search in a location that’s not well known for hookers, so I checked out what Redlightclub.net had to offer us in Giza, where the world-famous pyramids are based. Fuck me… What popped up was a chick called Linger who, dressed in a Sailor Moon costume with a BDSM chain and collar locking her to the wall of her bedroom, looked like she was able to offer you some JAV-grade escort experiences while overlooking the great pyramid of Giza. I’m not afraid to say that I’d happily paint some hieroglyphs across this chick’s tight Asian ass after pounding her all night!

The Design of the Site

Well, Redlightclub.net has the kind of escort selection that can make you want to throw some condoms and sex toys in a carry-on bag and rush to your nearest airport to fly out and meet them. However, what does the site have to offer regarding the overall design? Let’s find out!

Redlightclub.net uses a red and black color scheme, making it feel like you’re wandering through a virtual version of a sleazy red light district somewhere. It begins with a top bar home to the site’s logo, main menu, and account sign-in/sign-up buttons. The site’s logo looks professionally designed but is poorly optimized and hard to see. The main menu is short and directs you to the homepage, about page, FAQs, and a button to place an escort ad on the site.

The homepage of Redlightclub.net kicks off with an eye-catching hero section combined with a search function. This allows you to quickly seek out escorts from the wide range of locations the site offers and click some predefined buttons for locations based on the location you’re currently in. This is laid out on an erotic image of a guy and girl having passionate sex.

Underneath this is a horizontal selection of women offering escort services in the location nearest to you. These all feature easy-to-see profile pictures with their name and location underneath. You’re then greeted by some well-written text underlining what the site is all about and what it offers, both for people seeking sex services and escorts looking to advertise them.

What I Like Most About it

The main thing that stood out most about Redlightclub.net was the selection of locations available on the site. From Bangkok to Giza, the site was able to connect people with smoking-hot sex workers in a range of locations that ranged from classic sex tourism hotspots to the kind of locations where you wouldn’t usually expect to find a decent selection of hookers.

You could also find some pornstars offering their services on the site. For those seeking to bring the kind of smut they watch daily to life, this is an excellent opportunity to do so. For example, I found hardcore pornstars (and I mean HARDCORE!) like Freya Dee offering escort services and, based on her piss-soaked anal gangbangs that she has shot for notorious porn studios like LegalPorno, I’d have a damn good time!

Initially, the design of Redlightclub.net is also badass for the most part. Navigating it is easy, and I love the red and black color scheme the site has opted to use, as it really gives off the vibe of being in a virtual RLD with the black background and red neon. However, that’s not to say that the site’s design didn’t have some significant flaws, which brings me to the next section.

What I Don’t Like

The site has some design optimization issues going on. Firstly, the logo is way too small to see correctly, and you need glasses to read it. Another area for improvement was the need for more information on many girls' profiles. Many had neglected to add more than one photo, detail their services, or fill in their pricing table.

Suggestions I Have for Redlightclub.net

I’d suggest overhauling the site in some key areas to ensure it runs as smoothly as the assholes of some of these escorts when a lubed-up dick slides balls-deep inside of it. Make the logo bigger so people can see it and ensure that escorts fill out their profiles properly and add sufficient photos.

Conclusion

Overall, Redlightclub.net is a global escort directory that offers an excellent way for people to find a diverse range of sex workers in a lot of different destinations, from notorious sex hotspots like Amsterdam to somewhere as obscure as the hotels surrounding the pyramids in Egypt. However, it’s far from perfect, and the admins need to work on the site to ensure it’s as optimized as possible and showcase the featured escorts better.