Juntame

Compared to the horny porn-loving people who came before us, it’s easy to forget just how easy many of us have it. No longer do we have to amass vast collections of physical porn magazines and pray some unwanted eyes fall upon them because we have some of the most flawless access to HD porn in history via an array of devices.

But this boost in XXX technology doesn’t just extend to the world of porn; it also branches out to the wild world of sex toys, too! Long gone are the days when we’d have to face the societal shame of going into a local sex shop and inquiring about the numerous features of a model D83 Swedish sure-grip suck machine. These days, we can do it all from the comfort of our own home!

Yep, the internet is now awash with online sex stores presenting their wares to the horny people of the world, and it’s never been easier to get your hands on everything from BDSM handcuffs and male masturbators to anal-exploring dildos and lifelike sex dolls that can provide the perfect companion to your porn-viewing marathons. However, don’t expect to be able to indulge in deep discussions with the latter about the divine cinematography in Gangbangs of New York.

But you know, I always like to keep it real, and despite the wealth of opportunities that the boom in online sex shops has given us, there’s also something of a problem that we have to deal with. You see, not all of these adult stores operating online are created equally. While some may be able to resupply you with lube at 4 am, others might be a perpetual fuck up and send out realistic love dolls to you in non-discreet packaging and leave it with your neighbor while you’re at work.

At best, it’ll lead to you being kicked out of the local neighborhood watch group. At worst, your neighbor might find himself becoming curious and take your new toy for a test ride before you do. And nobody wants that, right? Luckily, you now have the chance to sidestep such traumatic problems because I, The Porn Dude, am here to guide you through the Wild West-style landscape of online sex shops by reviewing every one of them in full detail!

Today, we’re going behind the crotchless panties of a sex store called Juntame.com. It’s an online adult superstore that claims to stock everything from dildos and male strokers to lubes and lingerie. However, I want to dive head-first into this sea of vibrators and other sex toys to see if it’s a site worth using!

What is Juntame.com?

Juntame.com is a site that has been around for a while, according to the Wayback Machine. However, it started its current lease of life at the start of 2022. Since then, it has grown into a well-stocked online sex store with a wide range of items for sale that sex-loving adults can take advantage of.

When you first arrive on the site’s homepage, you soon realize that the premise of the site focuses on stuff like vibrators, dildos, strokers, and anal toys. However, there are also dedicated sections to stuff like BDSM equipment, lingerie, and lubricants. Next, allow me to take you on a journey through this store’s stockroom and show you a better picture of what they offer.

What Kind of Adult Toys are for Sale on Juntame.com?

To get a decent insight into the kind of toys that Juntame.com can offer, I explored some of its most popular categories and sought out the most heavily bought items from each. Now, are you prepared to get introduced to them?

● Skylar: The Clit Sucking G-spot Tapping Vibrator - Fuckin’ hell! This is a dream come true for horny guys who have RSI in their wrists! This is like the Swiss Army Knife of dildos and does everything a woman wants. It sends a thrusting dildo deep into her cunt while flicking a tapping tongue up against her G-spot, and, finally, it features a suction device that grips her clitoris and refuses to let go until she cums. The orgasms unleashed by this thing must be insane!

● Roslyn: The Remote Control Rose Rotating & Vibrating Butt Plug - There are few things hotter than the sight of a chick’s asshole when you spread her cheeks. However, this gorgeous rose butt plug makes it even hotter by adding a sleek-looking rose to her butt while penetrating it with a pleasure-seeking butt plug that is also remote-controlled. So, if you want to activate your fuck buddy’s anal lust from afar, keep the remote control on you and activate it at will!

● Stormur: Hands-free Thrusting & Rotating Male Masturbator - Stroker sex toys are getting more advanced and are pleasurable enough to rival an IRL pussy. However, with the increase in tech comes more weight, and they can be a pain in the ass to hold onto when you’re planning a 10+ hour porn marathon. Thankfully, this masculine stroker can be suction cupped to a table and lets you enjoy everything it has to offer your cock in flawlessly hands-free style. It might have a name like an elite warrior of a Viking army, but it’s much more comparable to the blonde pussy sitting between the legs of a sex-starved Viking wife waiting for her man to come home after his long conquest of Northern England.

The Design of the Site

Just as with a physical sex store, the outside appearance can significantly affect how many customers walk through the door. This is why any aspiring adult store online must invest time, money, and effort into its overall design to create a smooth shopping experience. But has Juntame.com managed to achieve this? Let’s find out!

The site begins with a busy header section home to the logo, main menu, and a selection of four selling points the site has to offer. The logo is a purple and modern-looking design with a tech-style feel.

The main menu takes you to critical site areas like the newest toys and best-selling products, as well as popular categories like vibrators, male toys, female toys, and BDSM equipment. There’s also a link to the on-site blog here too. Underneath this are the selling points, such as the warehouse being located in the U.S. (rather than Asia), 100% body-safe materials, free shipping on orders over $59, and secure payment options.

Juntame.com’s homepage starts with a hero slideshow that showcases some of the month's featured products in a sleek and easy-to-view format. Underneath is a selection of eight product niches that allow you to shop according to categories like anal toys and rabbit vibrators to male strokers and clitoral vibrators.

After this, you’re presented with horizontal product displays of different categories, most of which feature a cool feature that shows each product vibrating on your screen rather than a plain old static image that many other online sex stores use.

Towards the bottom of the homepage is a collage of three featured images leading you to male and female sex toy products and a link to the site’s best-selling products. As the page ends, you’re presented with an introductory section to the site's premise and story and an excellent FAQ section.

What I Like Most About it

The first thing I liked about Juntame.com was the level of expertise clearly visible on the site in the world of vibrators. This is a website run by folks who know their way around an orgasm, and they’ve split up their sex toys into different niches ranging from G-spot and prostate to rabbit and rose designs.

I also found that the feature of the toys vibrating on your screen is really cool, and it’s an excellent way to stand out from the crowd, as the bulk of sex toy shops present you with a dull static image that doesn’t do much to tantalize your senses. Instead, Juntame.com showcases the different vibration patterns of their toys on the screen, and it’s a great way to grab shoppers' attention.

There are also some great selling points to this site, too. For example, the first one that stood out to me the most was that this is a U.S. website with its stock located in the country. This is a refreshing change from the overwhelming amount of sex toy websites that resell cheap toys from random factories in Asia and rebrand them as their own. Plus, free shipping on orders over $59 isn’t a bad deal!

I firmly believe that any adult toy store worth its salt needs to have a blog that guides its shoppers in the art of sex toy shopping. After all, it’s not like you have physical sales agents to assist them in person as you would in a regular sex shop on the high street. So, I was glad that Juntame.com was home to a well-written collection of articles on the on-site blog covering a wide array of valuable topics in detail.

What I Don’t Like

The only part of Juntame.com that I found disappointing was the lingerie section. I get that this is a sex store that places its focus on sex toys, but there’s still a lingerie category taking up prime real estate on the site’s main menu. At the time of writing, there were only six items within it, two of which were a generic pack of boring panties.

Suggestions I Have for Juntame.com

Regarding the lingerie section on the site, I’d suggest either beefing it up and making it as attractive as possible or ditching it altogether and using the space to promote more substantial sections of the site. Six items really aren’t going to cut it, especially as there’s so much diversity in the world of erotic lingerie that could be sold on the site. Those packs of boring panties, however, aren’t what sex toy shoppers are looking for!

Conclusion

Overall, Juntame.com is a well-run online sex store based and operating out of the United States. It’s run by a team of people who know their way around a dildo and are well aware of the difference between a rabbit vibrator and a G-spot vibrator. It’s easy to find your way around this site and get the products you want. However, I’d still like to offer some directions and advise you to steer clear of the lingerie section.