ClicPorn

Clic Porn is an expansive and varied porn site with a little something for everyone. To narrow things down, I'll talk about a couple of my favorite aspects of the place. First off, their VR porn.

The Ghost in the Machine

Many casual fappers have no clue just how much of an effect porno has had on human history, particularly when it comes to advanced technology. Every time photography and film moves forward, porn is close on its heels. Since Alhazen invented the camera obscura, porn has been sullying otherwise harmless technology.

To find an example of how much porn can influence tech, look no further than the fight between VHS and Betamax for home video supremacy in the eighties and nineties.

Your local consignment shop has a section dedicated to surplus VHS tapes instead of Betamax because porn chose to embrace VHS. Although Beta had higher video quality, VHS tapes could fit more content. In the end, porn preferred to pack more hours of smut per tape rather than get a slight increase in video quality. The TVs were shit back then, anyways. It didn't matter how refined the video tech was.

In the modern era, we have made our way well past VHS bullshit. The DVD also has porn to thank for its rise in popularity during the 2000s. Initially, it looked like Blu-ray would take over, but porn said fuck that. Once again, despite Blu-Ray having a higher pixel density, DVDs could fit more content. It's all about packing as much content into every video as possible.

So, what is the new development in video tech for this contemporary age? How will porn guide us toward a glorious future? I can tell you how right now. The future of porn is virtual reality.

The Rise of VR

Virtual reality porn sites started appearing on the net around 2014. It was about then that VR headsets such as Oculus Rift and HTC Vibe began to blow up in the media. Virtual reality had been part of the international conversation for some time, but it wasn't until 2014 that the tech became small enough to fit on a motherfuckers head.

At that point, the price was still restrictive, and there were bugs to work out, but that didn’t matter to porn producers. They could sense a shift in the wind, so VR porn sites started dropping right away.

Clic Porn wasn't part of the first wave, but they took lessons from the sites that were and built an incredible tube site with a healthy supply of VR porn. It's not all they do, but they do it awfully fucking well.

I'm fully aware that my readers don't have the expendable income to spend on a brand-new, cutting-edge virtual reality headset. However, you can afford inexpensive accessories for your phone that can turn it into a virtual reality headset. Some of these are so fucking cheap they are made out of cardboard. Despite the shitty building materials, you will be shocked by how well they work.

The benefits of watching VR porn should be pretty evident. Who doesn’t want to trick their brain into thinking they're actually sticking their cock in Abella Danger? Who doesn’t want to be surrounded by 3D tits jumping off the screen and into your face? It's fucking stupendous.

It will only take one visit to Clic Porn for you to fall in love with VR porn. You'll never go back. It's such an engaging and enveloping experience.

For those who have never worn a 3D headset, describing its effect on our visual cortex can be difficult. To hear it explained, VR just sounds like a screen that's closer to your face, but it's so much more. The view is so lifelike it deceives your brain into assuming that shit is real.

So much of our grey matter is devoted to visual processing that it will ignore other sensory stimulation and assume your eyes are telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. This is why videos of people with VR headsets on, jumping into walls, and shit exist. Your brain remains unconvinced no matter how much you tell yourself what you're seeing isn't real.

If a VR headset can mislead the seat of your intelligence, imagine how thoroughly it can trick something as dopey as your penis. Your dangle doo will be so utterly convinced what your seeing is real that you will pull out of your own hand when cumming to avoid getting Riley Reid pregnant.

The shit seems so realistic you don’t even have to stroke your cock. Just thrust into the empty air like you were fucking a stiff breeze (pun intended), and you will release a load so thick and creamy your next-door neighbor will get pregnant.

Say Cheese

As I mentioned previously, Clic Porn isn't a dedicated virtual reality porn site. It's a porn tube covering a wide range of topics, including its superb VR smut collection. The same can be said about their incredible photo section.

If you read my articles often enough, you've heard me expound on my love for dirty pictures. Despite the advancements in motion pictures, still images remain close to my heart.

First off, It gives you plenty of time to stare deep into a bitch's pussy, exploring every inch of her body in great detail. Movies didn't keep advances in image quality to themselves. Cameras are equally as insane.

These days you can zoom in on a slut's body like a fucking electron microscope. Imagine being able to stick a magnifying glass up a whore's snatch. That's what it's like looking at porn pics on Clic Porn.

If the image you're looking at keeps moving, as in movies, you never get the opportunity to count the moles surrounding her labia. Sometimes I want to know how many wrinkles a bitches asshole has. It's necessary information. I need to know if a giant black cock has been in there acting like a clothing iron and smoothing out all the topography.

Still, images also allow you to create the perfect fantasy in your head. Instead of hunting down your perfect porn movie, you can create it in your mind using photos as a launching point.

The variety of pictures on Clic Porn provide launching points for almost any fetish. It doesn't matter if you like BDSM, Anal, Bean flicking, Lesbians, or Milfs. Clic Porn has it, and lots of it.

Best of all, all the cunt's here are sexy as fuck. I'd dip my dick in any of them. You won't be able to stop scrolling. Your biggest issue will be choosing a picture to cum to. You'll wish you could cum to all of them.

Looking Good

The design of Clic Porn reminds me of porn tube sites circa 2012. It's simple and functions well, though the aesthetic is slightly aged. But don't worry, it won't slow down your porn consumption in the least.

The main menu resides along the top and includes the options Home, Hide menu, Search bar, Straight, Gay, and Trans. A navigational menu runs down the left side. It contains the options Mobile, Virtual reality porn, Shorts, Porn stars, Channels, Photos, Search, and Categories. Finally, below the navigational menu is a list of sister sites with such hits as Top Porn Sites, Hentaied, Futanari, and yours truly.

Content on the front page is chopped into seven sections: Trending and recommended free porn videos, Top rated XXX movies and most liked scenes, Latest porn videos, Most viewed sex movies, popular XXX videos, Popular XXX porn stars, top sex models, Best porn channels, Hot porn categories, and Best XXX tags.

If you have a favorite porn studio, check out the channels. They have all the greats, including Japan HDV, Mofos, Babes, Public Agent, Porn Pros, and Blacked Raw.

When you offer porn from a bevy of the top studios, you end up with a collection of the best porn stars in the game. All the most fuckable cunts are represented on Clic Porn: Bella Knok, Blue Vixen, Scarlett, Fever, Dahlia Sky, Vicky Chase, and Trazcy Kush.

It doesn't matter where or when you need to watch porn. Clic Porn has you covered. The site has been optimized for use on all major platforms, including phones, tablets, and laptops.

Clic Porn takes the classic concept of a porn tube and takes it to the next level with an incredible selection of virtual reality porn and dirty pictures. You may never take that VR headset off again.

My only complaint regards the Clic Porn aesthetic. It looks old, and it wouldn't take much to revamp the place.

It's time for you to order a cardboard VR attachment for your phone and lock yourself in your room with a box of tissues and a bucket of lube.