JoyMode

Do you Use Joymode? It’s still a relatively new supplement, but their website traffic has been going way up over the last few months, so there’s a decent chance you’ve at least heard of the stuff. I’ll be honest: when I first saw the link slide into my DMs, the name made me think they were selling sex toys. I was technically wrong, but some might argue that a good male supplement is even more fun to play with than your regular ol’ Fleshlight.

You heard me right. UseJoymode.com is hawking doctor-formulated men’s supplements for better boners, testosterone support and improved sleep. Since I know my audience here at ThePornDude, I’ll be focusing this review on their Sexual Performance Booster rather than the other two products. It ain’t uncommon for dudes to benefit from a little chemical enhancement in this regard, especially as they get older, so let’s take a look and see exactly what these guys have for sale.

Better Boners without the Doctor Visit

It’s not just your old friend ThePornDude putting the emphasis on UseJoymode’s erection supplement. The website itself puts the stuff front and center, hyping it so much on the front page that I didn’t initially realize they had a couple other products available. This is clearly their money maker and the thing they’re most proud of.

According to the front-page text, their Sexual Performance Booster only takes 45 minutes to kick in. When it does, it ramps up your blood flow, firmness, erection quality and sexual wellness. That last bullet point’s a little vague, but whatever. If it makes your dick harder, that counts as sexual wellness, right?

There’s a chart breaking down the differences between Joymode, Viagra and gas-station boner pills. Joymode checks all the boxes for Casual Use, Natural Ingredients, No Sketchiness or Prescription, and Actually Works. Viagra only earns a checkmark under Actually Works, while the gas-station pills just have laughing emojis in all the boxes.

One of the main reasons people Use Joymode over the pharmaceutical options is that there’s no prescription required. That makes it easy to just order right now instead of making a doctor’s appointment. If you’ve read my reviews of sites like BlueChew, though, you know how easy they’ve made it to get a legit scrip for vitamin V over the internet.

Pricewise, it’s about the same cost as generic Viagra from one of the big men’s health websites. The Sexual Performance Booster comes as a 10-pack of powder for fifty bucks, or you can save a tenner by signing up for a subscription. Generic sildenafil usually goes for a couple bucks per 10 mg tablet, of which most dudes only need 2 or 3, depending on age and current erection quality.

Unlike the online pharmacies, UseJoymode.com has a risk-free return policy. There are no questions asked, and they say returns are free. I couldn’t find any more info in the FAQ, but “free” implies they ain’t going to charge you for shipping or service fees if you decide you don’t like Joymode. I’ve seen so many sketchy-ass fake return policies with fees attached that I definitely appreciate this one.

Boners without the Chemical Laboratory

UseJoymode makes a lot of noise out front about how their product is formulated from natural ingredients. It’s a money-making bullet point, differentiating the product from something produced in a lab, but it’s kind of meaningless from a practical standpoint. Arsenic is all-natural, but you wouldn’t want to put that shit in your body.

Of course, Joymode has ingredients that do better things to your body than arsenic. “It contains just the right amount of L-Citrulline, Arginine Nitrate, Panax Ginseng and Vitamin C to boost nitric oxide production, increase drive and enhance blood flow.”

I’m not a doctor, but speaking from experience, I think the first two ingredients are doing the heavy lifting when it comes to making your cock harder. Vitamin C has some great effects, but isn’t really known for treating erectile dysfunction. Panax ginseng has been historically used for the problem, but there’s no real evidence it does anything.

It'd be cheaper to buy the ingredients separately in their own capsules, but you do get a little bit of added convenience if you Use Joymode. Instead of popping a handful of pills, you’ll just be pounding back a glass of stevia-sweetened supplement water. Since your body doesn’t have to break down gelatin capsules, you should get faster effects than with pills.

Interestingly, it looks like they’ve reformulated the product a bit recently. About a year ago, the UseJoymode Instagram account made a post about Yohimbine being one of their four main ingredients. I didn’t see Yohimbine mentioned anywhere at all on the UseJoymode website, but I’m not that surprised they dropped it. It has a reputation as a sort of herbal Viagra, but has more serious side effects than other Joymode ingredients. Personally, I got such a bad headache I couldn’t even jerk my hard dick when I tried it.

What Else Have They Got?

UseJoymode.com offers free shipping on orders over $100. I already mentioned the Sexual Performance Booster costing fifty bones, so how are you going to fill up that cart and cash in? Well, you could try one of their other supplements.

As with their Sexual Performance Booster, they’ve used natural ingredients to make their Testosterone Support Complex and Sleep Support Complex. I’ve actually tried a lot of the ingredients separately for a variety of reasons, from KSM-66 Ashwaganda to Magnesium to L-Theanine to Melatonin.

A one-month supply of the Testosterone booster will run you about fifty bucks, while the Sleep caps go for forty. Again, it’s considerably more expensive than buying the ingredients separately, but does offer a bit of convenience versus a kitchen table covered in supplement bottles. The capsules might not kick in as fast as a powder, but it ain’t half as important as when you’re trying to get hard for your date.

UseJoymode.com has sections full of user reviews for all three of their products, but I’m a little bit skeptical about them. The lowest rating I saw was a three-star writeup saying their boner supplement worked but made it hard to sleep. Every other review was 4- or 5-stars. Even the best products have detractors, and it’s just hard to believe nobody has ever tried to post a bad review in the years they’ve been online.

But Is It Better Than Viagra?

The big question is whether or not you should Use Joymode or try something different. I don’t think there’s an easy answer, and it’s going to depend a lot on your own needs and what you’re looking for. If you’re looking for something delivered in the next few days, for example, this is a faster option than getting Viagra through a telehealth service. The virtual doctor visit is always the longest part of those, since you usually have to wait days or even weeks to chat with your provider.

UseJoymode is also worth a shot if you’d prefer a natural alternative to the lab-made boner pills. I don’t personally have an issue with funny-sounding chemicals prescribed by a doctor as long as they’ve got a good track record. Viagra can have some deadly interactions with other drugs if you’re not careful, but it’s safe for most folks. Still, I get it if you prefer the more hippy-dippy, safer and natural alternatives. Hell, change the branding a bit and Joymode might be the kind of thing you’d find at Whole Foods beside the Saint John’s wort and $12 celery water.

You could even try it just for the sheer fuck of it. The ingredients themselves carry minimal risk to your health, and with the easy return policy, there’s minimal risk to your wallet. At the end of the day, I think that’s going to be one of biggest selling points. Whatever your reason to Use Joymode, there’s not much that can go wrong. You either get better boners or you get your money back.

Is UseJoymode.com right for you? That’s ultimately up to you to decide, but it certainly has its upsides. Some of the ingredients in their Sexual Performance Booster have been proven to work when it comes to harder dingdongs, and Joymode puts them all in one convenient little packet. What have you got to lose, besides the crippling shame of a soft erection in front of a laughing call girl?