Hentai PD

When HentaiPD slid into my DMs this morning, I immediately had some dirty thoughts and some pressing questions. The very thought of those big-eyed, big-boobed anime girls got me excited to see a few of them in all their naked glory, but I also wondered about that title. I know what hentai is, obviously, but what could the PD possibly stand for? Not to sound too full of myself, but those are my initials! Alternately, I was about to get arrested by the Hentai Police Department, which could be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on what kind of manga cops show up.

When I actually pulled up the site, it was something a little different than I’d guessed. It wasn’t a hentai version of the ThePornDude, which you’ll actually find at HentaiSites.com, nor was it an anime-oriented law enforcement division. It wasn’t even the typical doujin collection or one of the free hentai tubes I often review around here. No, HentaiPD.xyz is a premium library of hentai videos that’s been gaining popularity over the last few months. They got 15,000 visits in September, which ain’t too shabby, so I was curious what they were selling that I couldn’t find on the tubes. Well, there’s only one way to find out!

Subbed, Dubbed and Filthy Hentai

When I first pulled up the front page of Hentai PD, I assumed it was a free site. It doesn’t look all that different from your average porn manga library, though there are a few signs that this ain’t your usual collection for cheapskate weebs. For one thing, they’ve got a real logo instead of the title spelled out in plain ol’ text at the top. I’m whipping up this review in October, and they’ve even added a jack-o-lantern in between the HENTAI and the PD. Festive!

The overall layout is nicer than your average free hentai site, too. It ain’t super fancy or anything, but there’s just more polish than I expect from the free sites, which often roll with a very barebones, no-frills design. The layout here is dominated by colorful, flesh-laden preview thumbnails, everything wrapped up in just the right level of packaging. Clutter is kept to a minimum, but they lay out some of the basic details about each episode beneath each little image.

There doesn’t seem to be a set theme at HentaiPD, instead incorporating a little of everything, so long as it’s anime and adult oriented. The Latest Updates on the front page included sexy elf babes, horny 18+ schoolgirls, cum-covered nurses, and captive broads in kinky BDSM scenarios. This is a hentai site, and they haven’t buried the really freaky stuff, so even the front-page spread includes depravity like chained devil girls and tentacles.

Content is well tagged, but Hentai PD keeps a relatively trim Categories index for a hentai site. It ain’t uncommon for these platforms to have sprawling, unwieldly lists of tags that span dozens of pages and thousands of entries. By contrast, these guys have a thumbnailed Categories page with dozens of niches, and a slightly longer text-based list in the dropdown menu.

So, what’ll it be today, my neckbearded friends? Do you want to fap to Action, Anal or Ahegao babes with their goofy faces? They’ve got all the usual porn subgenres and keywords like Facesitting, MILFs and Orgies, plus the kinkier Asian stuff you often associate with hentai. Netorare, Futanari, Paizuri and Ecchi are all on the menu, along with fetishes like Mind Control, Lactation and Pregnant women. You can go as vanilla or as freaky as you want!

Hentai PD is aimed at English-speaking audiences, so you’ll find a ton of subbed and dubbed content. Everything is clearly labeled, so there’s no confusion going in, and you won’t end up with blue balls because you don’t understand what these anime girls are saying between giggles and moans. In fact, everything out on the front page right now has a SUB icon, so I hope you don’t mind reading while you’re fapping.

But How Much Does It REALLY Cost?

If I have any immediate complaint about the setup at HentaiPD.xyz, it’s just that there are no real previews. You can peruse the whole catalog, reading synopses and lists of tags, but there are no free videos to watch. The “Play” buttons just send you to an episode’s info page, while the “Watch Now” buttons send you to the Membership offer page where they lay out the basic perks of the premium package.

Here's where it gets complicated. Most joints are pretty up front with their pricing, but HentaiPD.xyz makes you click through multiple pages just to see what things cost, and then throws in some coupons to muddy the waters even more. There are four different membership tiers, none of which list prices until you add them to your cart. They’ve currently got a Halloween Pass available, which lets you “enjoy all the Halloween contents we have prepared for you,” in addition to the usual benefits. It’s supposedly supposed to run you $50, but they slap on a couple discounts to bring it down to $40.

If I’m reading this right, the Nara Membership is HentaiPD’s basic, entry-level tier. It’s $40 a month, but drops to about $25 with the discounts. The Raku and Kiki memberships are longer versions of the same, and the discounts here drop the prices down to $48 for 3 months (Raku) or $85 for a year (Kiki). I’d probably recommend the Nara plan for casual hentai fans, or Kiki for enthusiasts who always include adult anime in their regular fap routine.

At the end of the day, I know the nerds in the audience ain’t going to have too much trouble deciding which plan is right. Still, I feel like the pricing is intentionally confusing. At $25 a month, it’s about what you’d pay for other premium hentai streaming sites, so why don’t they just come out and say it?

Hentai PD by the Numbers

As of this writing, HentaiPD.xyz has about 260 full-length hentai episodes in their catalog. Most run about 15 minutes to half an hour, though there are some longer eps in the stash. I wish you could reshuffle the stack by duration, so the marathon fappers could find the lengthiest vids to settle in for.

I’m sure I don’t have to tell you this, but Japanese porno tends to be censored all to hell, whether it’s animated or not. Hentai PD does have a decent selection of unobscured, unedited vids filed away in their Uncensored section. The current count stands at around 60, which is a fair chunk of the full library.

This is usually the point in my review where I mention how quickly any free tube or paysite is updating their catalog. Unfortunately, I could only find the original air dates, not the days these vids were uploaded to HentaiPD. That makes it more difficult to recommend the longer subscription plans, because it’s impossible to say how much more content you’re going to get throughout the months you’re signed up.

I conducted my official fap test of HentaiPD with the latest video in the Uncensored section, the 25-minute second episode of Himekishi Olivia. I believe this one’s based on a hentai video game, and the opening moments feel a lot like a console RPG. The animation itself is high quality, the kind of thing you’d catch on Cartoon Network if they ever got into the porn game.

Streaming is smooth, and the subtitles are well implemented and fully legible on the screen. The episode takes a few minutes to heat up, but gets hot as hell when it does. Our heroine finds herself ball-gagged and tied spread eagle on the couch, where she is being interrogated by a dude in a ridiculous outfit. “This is a potion that makes your breasts as sensitive as your clitoris,” he says, drenching her exposed tatas in what looks like a bottle of sperm. The uncensored penetration begins moments later.

HentaiPD.xyz has some minor issues, like the lack of upload dates and the needlessly convoluted pricing scheme. That said, they offer a respectable collection of streaming full-length hentai episodes in a weird, wild and wonderful selection of perverse categories. The inclusion of uncensored adult anime is going to be one of the major selling points here, since it ain’t necessarily easy to find. There are no free previews, but you can browse the full catalog to see what’s available. I recommend starting there, and signing up for the basic plan if you see a few vids that catch your eye.