Fake Taxi

Fake Taxi porn! You’ve heard about it. You’ve seen it. Your grandmother was probably featured on it. Welcome to FakeTaxi, a ridiculous website and an undeniable success story that proves that one man can indeed change the world if he’s devoted enough. You may have heard of the YouPorn guy – he’s the dude that invented and launched YouPorn, obviously. Apparently, he thought it wouldn’t take off at all. He thought it was “a bit of a joke”. I’m getting this information from an interview he did with LadBible. Check it out if you’re curious about this dude’s career story. Anyways, his second most known project is the topic of today’s lesson – FakeTaxi.

It's a simple enough concept. Cab drivers drive babes, then they talk them into having sex. The whole thing is obviously staged. These girls are pornstars. Except, they’re not famous. They’re up and comers. They’re still fantastic and absolutely unforgettable pussy specimens, but the fact that they’re not already famous makes the videos feel that much more realistic. You feel like you’re watching an actual amateur video of a real babe having sex with a cab driver for sweet fuck all reasons. It’s amazing stuff. The format is so simple, but it works so well. It’s no wonder it took off. Before we move onto more specific facts about FakeTaxi, I should note that the YouPorn guy or JT as he calls himself also owns and operates FakeAgent, for what that’s worth. Ok, let’s dive into FakeTaxi. There’s so much to cover.

Czech Porn Innovation

I’ve said it before, that these kinds of pick-up porn formats are very much a Czech thing. Well, you can thank JT for that. He’s from Prague and he started this entire fad single handedly in his hometown. That’s part of the reason why you don’t recognize any of these babes. They’re up and coming Czech pornstars, though a lot of them are only down for one scene. They want the big payout. I would imagine they’re getting paid hand over fist, considering how successful this damn website is. JT is clearly making the big bucks. I’m clearly in the wrong industry. Regardless, I’m proud of what this dude’s put together. I’ve jacked off to FakeTaxi’s content many times before, ever since they started. I love this shit. It’s not my favorite type of porn, because they often zoom in on the cocks more than I’d like, but they want to show the penetration up close so I guess it’s inevitable.

This kind of smut is a true classic and I’m sure it’ll be remembered a thousand years from now. This dude inadvertently invented an entire genre of porn. There are now more Czech pickup sites than I could count and I’d wager to bet that half of them are owned by our dear JT. I didn’t check. It doesn’t matter. We’re here to fawn over FakeTaxi. The site is old as hell at this point, but they haven’t slowed down productions any. If anything, they keep cranking shit up. It’s a true testament to their love for proper pornography. In a world of mediocre smut, FakeTaxi keep fighting the good fight. No step-sisters here, just some hot-ass 20-something Czech babes most of whom really enjoy being fucked in the ass. What a time to be alive!

A Huge Network of Professionals

Fun fact: The fake network comes out with a new “Fake” themed site once every four months or so. They’re all produced by the same company, but they’re slightly tweaked. Some of them feature public sex, others are more private. Some of them will offer lesbians, others make use of cock. There’s mixing and matching going on to make sure that you’re getting a wide enough spread to feel like you have a choice between different kinds of content. This kind of label-based porn site marketing annoys me sometimes, because it’s just a different marketing spin on the same content, but FakeHub are making it work regardless. The public really likes being taken on this kind of pretend amateur journey. The Czech babes make it that much more believable by being inexperienced at porn.

The babes are, however, very experienced at getting fucked. You can tell they’re natural talented sluts with a deep passion for cum, but they haven’t done much in front of a camera. This makes for a fantastic recipe of amateur-like smut. The girls default to their natural behavior of cock-thirst and party vibes. They’re clearly having fun. They’re not posing or putting on a show. They’re getting dicked. And, they’re sucking cocks like they’re dehydrated and there’s no water around for miles. These girls are giving western pornstars a run for their money.

Czechs Do It Better

I never understood why the cultural differences between pornstars are so self-evident. You can recognize a Czech babe immediately, even if she’s not speaking. I mean, you can tell the difference between a Czech babe who grew up in America and a Czech babe from Prague. They appear the same, but they act differently. Czech babes navigate cocks like they’ve studied a map in advance. They know where all the buttons and switches are. Most of all, they know how to ride cock without any reservation or compromise. They just fucking go at it. There’s no stopping them. They’ll take any cocks of any size in any holes and they’ll smile through it all, genuinely.

If it wasn’t already clear, I love FakeTaxi and everything they’ve put together. They’re a great example of a company that makes worthwhile premium porn that I can shamelessly recommend that you pay for. They also often run promotions that cover multiple sites across the Fake network. It’s all the same to them – the money ends up in the same place. FakeTaxi is one of the most original and oldest among these sites, though and it’s the one that rakes in the views. People know about this site long before they’ve visited it. This is proof of their success.

Great Business, Great Content

As JT himself puts it, his content is prevalent on both his own tube sites and sites like PornHub. There is so much FakeTaxi content out there, you can’t miss it. The public loves it. Algorithms love it. It just sells really easily. Plus, given the money they’ve got to work with, they don’t skimp out on quality equipment. The cameras are clearly top of the line and the videos are always available in the highest quality of the time. This means that their older videos are only available in up to 1080p, but hey, that was the maximal standard at the time. We’re moving forward now. Pretty soon even 4K is going to feel like a compromise. Remember that. Quote me when it happens.

FakeTaxi’s site layout is a testament to good marketing. They mix scenes from recent videos in with some cleverly edited banners showcasing moments from their best videos. It’s all edited together very neatly and it makes great use of screen space. You go to FakeTaxi, you see tits, you jack off. It’s that simple. Hell, for a premium website, they sure to love giving away a lot of content for free. Every single video on here gets a bit of a preview so you know what you’re getting into.

Can’t Recommend It Enough

That being said, I did run into some annoying bugs on the site, but since this is supposed to be a timeless review, I won’t gripe about it much. It’ll be outdated news soon, I’m sure. So, tiny bugs aside, the site is an absolute delight. It’s fast as fuck, it looks great and it clearly showcases what you can expect to see. I really can’t wrap my head around how many perfect 10s there are in Prague. I mean, I know Czech babes are hot and all, but dear God, where is JT getting all these girls? I guess they’re flocking to the big bucks, but I still can’t believe there’s a single city on Earth with this many gorgeous perfect 20-something babes all in one spot. I need to go to Prague like right fucking now.

FakeTaxi is going to remain a legendary porn website for years to come. Mark my words. They kicked off a gigantic movement of high-quality smut that everyone seems to be enjoying. I don’t know how well they cater to women masturbators, but those are a small demo on the internet compared to all the dudes who like to jerk the gherkin so fuck it. I give FakeTaxi ten boners out of ten. I think they’re one of the greatest porn sites ever created and I can’t recommend them enough. They’ve got enough free content out there so that you can try their videos before you commit to a subscription.