JAVHD

JAV HD porn! Thank you to whoever sat one day and thought that JAV would be a good idea. You, sir, are my hero. I could write a book on how great JAV porn is. There’s never anything boring about it. Nothing overly produced and lacking in enthusiasm. If JAV porn was a big titty momma, I’d be sucking on those nipples forever. I want that sweet, delicious JAV porn milk from the succulent teat. Japanese porn actresses are a different breed. I love learning about their cultured ways. The groping in busses, the gangbans, and the waterworks. The sweet high pitched noises these babes make while getting plowed. Their commonly submissive performance or rarer dommy style. I love everything about them. And the dude's performances shouldn’t be left without a compliment. I don’t care much for their cocks personally, but the way they fuck is commendable.

But there is one eensy teensy problem with JAV porn. Oh, I don’t know, try censorship. All the beauty is lost with stupid fucking blurry pixels. My cock is still happy and thriving but my eyes are left unsatisfied. And then comes javhd.com. Yup, that’s exactly right. The whole fucking site is uncensored. No more googling for hours with your dick in your hand trying to find the right uncensored video. This site is a gem. Not only is it uncensored, but it’s HD too. Are you fucking joking with me right now? Have I hit my head and gone to porn heaven? And if yes, where are my Japanese babes already? Porn Papa’s got a hard on and he wants some lovin’.

Falling in Love

I can only describe scrolling through javhd.com as a gentle symphony. And the end, it reaches its climax. As I reach my climax. So many tiny buttholes, big boobs, small boobs, and o-faces dancing around on my screen. It’s impossible to choose a video. I’ve got choice paralysis in the best possible way. I don’t mind taking my time and smelling the roses. And the makers of javhd.com have made this process easy. The site is ridiculously fast. Every time my mouse lands on a video, a preview plays, naturally. It’s a great feature that all good sites have. I want to see a little action before I commit. The difference between javhd.com and other sites with this feature is the sheer speed. The preview plays instantly. It’s as smooth as spreading room temperature butter on warm toasted bread. It can’t be easy being this good. The site has over 8k videos and counting. Yet, it doesn’t fail to impress in every corner.

This is my own personal candy shop. It’s my candy and you can’t have it. Okay, I’ll share a little bit just so you can have a taste. You don’t even have to bother clicking on the categories menu. The most popular ones are right there on the front page. And I don’t doubt that you’ll enjoy blowjob, hardcore, creampie, or group sex. Everything you’ll ever need is right there. I’m simply never going to other porn sites anymore. Who needs them? All I need is my JAV mommies. Fuck everything else and then some.

Categories Aplenty

Again, it’s impossible to choose. I will have to spend so many hours, watching so much content. Every single category is alluring. There’s nothing here I would skip. Whoever chooses what categories are gonna be featured is a genius. Give that person a raise. Give them a penthouse and a private jet. Give them the whole damn company. I’ve never seen a more pristine and precise spread of choices. Nothing is too much and nothing is missing. People will yap and tell you perfect doesn’t exist. The proof is in the pudding, bucko. It’s right here on javhd.com. There is one category that slightly sticks out but it makes perfect sense. It’s all about fucking in the office. It’s slightly more niche than the rest. But when you think about the popularity of working in offices in Japan, you’ll get it. I bet that’s what Japanese men think about when working away at a dead end job. Just salivating over some young, hot babe in the HR department. Hell, I’m salivating over her too and I don’t even know who I’m talking about.

The crazy bastards even added a stockings section. Like they knew I was coming. And of course, the chick in the picture is wearing black fishnets. It’s a great day to be alive. The only semi-silly thing I can find here is the footjob and titty fuck categories. But it’s not javhd.com’s fault. Evolution is at fault for making Japanese men’s cocks so small. Even the biggest of tit will struggle to stroke something the size of my thumb. But as they say, it’s not the size of the tool that matters, it’s how you use it. Japanese men are the lucky ones anyway. They’ve got these porcelain skinned, thin, dirty babes walking around everywhere. And if you think they all have small tits, you’re wrong. I was young and naïve once and thought the same thing. But nope, half of them are busty as fuck. And even if they aren’t, who cares? It’s always a bonus but I’ll be sucking on those tits even if they were the size of golf balls.

More Choices

Why have one Japanese beauty when you can have 44? 44 pages that is. If you’re not into choosing categories and you want to choose someone especially tasty, you can endlessly scroll through the barrage of women. I finally decide which babe I want to watch getting banged and oops, another one appears. This site is gonna drive me crazy in the best way possible. I don’t think I’m leaving any time soon. And of course, as with every quality porn site, the number of videos the babes are in is listed. All the pictures are mega high quality. Which is a wonderful and also very dreadful thing. On one hand, you’ve got chicks looking like they were birthed by angels. On the other, chicks that came out of the rear end. There’s no middle, everything is polarized. The problem here is not the chicks themselves but the beauty standards in Japan. The ones that look creepy and artificial are the ones that are literally artificial. Plastic surgery is like a virus in Japan. When you catch it, you end up with a weirdly elongated nose and a triangle for a chin. I’d still smash though.

You can even choose what to yank it to by the studio producing it. javhd.com has gotten all AI on us and chose to represent every studio with a picture of an AI chick. It doesn’t make sense but I’m not complaining. Imagine if they put logos there or some shit. It would be very unappealing and won't make you want to click. This way, even though it’s just random AI girls I want to click on all of them because boobs. By the way, they’ve also got live cam models. I don’t think they can get more perfect.

Quality Comes at a Price

You didn’t think you’d be getting all this shit for free, did you? This is literally the best site on the internet and it wants your cash just because it deserves it. I mean, it’s not like you’ll be getting too much content, but it’s quality. Sike. You’re literally getting 16 terabytes of sweet Japanese pussy. And they’re kind enough to give you a taste of their stuff for a buck. That way you can decide if you want to run back to them, which you will. One month’s membership is $49 bucks, but it’s completely unnecessary. You know how a lot of sites have a better yearly deal? Yeah, no, javhd.com has a lifetime deal for $149. That kind of cash will buy you food for a week and that’s about it. Who needs food when you can drown in Japanese tits for a lifetime? And of course, it doesn’t come without its perks. You’ll get round the clock customer support, even though I have no idea how you’d use that. I’m guessing that most of those calls are made by basement dwellers who are jacking it and want some female company on the phone. Poor customer support reps.

If your appetite runs out for watching videos you have over 200k pictures to fap to. But I don’t see a way you’d want to stop watching. When I say quality, I mean quality. As in, they’ve won six awards for the stuff they’ve posted. Even if you don’t feel like getting that $1 trial, they’re not gonna leave you out to dry like others do. All of the videos have one to two minute previews you can enjoy.