Brazzers

Brazzers porn! Founded in 2005, by a bunch of Canadians with a dream, Brazzers has been smashing the porn world and breaking records for the better part of two decades. Brazzers, as a leading name in the adult entertainment industry, has been associated with a diverse array of performers - mostly hot chicks that manage to fly out to LA in order to get fucked by the biggest cocks in the business. Brazzers has a reputation for its high-quality productions and elaborate scenarios with high production values and some degree of unnecessary flair.

Ever since day one, these folks have been trying to stand out. It’s an inevitability of online marketing. If you want to be popular, being the best isn’t enough on its own. You have to innovate. Brazzers are damn good at innovating. This approach, combined with the fact that they pay the big bucks has attracted the best bitches in the industry. There’s no pornstar worth her salt that hasn’t done at least one scene with Brazzers. It’s almost a rite of passage.

Where Legends of Smut are Forged

The actors and actresses who perform in Brazzers productions come from varied backgrounds, each with their own unique career trajectories and experiences in the adult film industry. Some are veterans, having built substantial careers in adult entertainment before working with Brazzers, while others are relative newcomers who have chosen to collaborate with the company early in their careers. The latter are the babes that pretty much became famous thanks to Brazzers. On the other hand, the company gets to boast that they had that specific girl first, before anyone else.

It’s a symbiotic relationship by which aspiring 18-year-old chicks become legendary pornstars seemingly overnight. They got the young babes; they’ve got the experienced babes and they’ve got enough money to produce just about any video they can imagine. This is why they’ve been winning since day one. This is also why it’s hard to find a living breathing male who doesn’t like Brazzers videos. Even if mainstream smut isn’t your cup of tea, you’ll still enjoy everything Brazzers has to offer. It’s cookie cutter, but in the best way possible.

They’re Unavoidable on the Web

My personal experience with Brazzers has been pretty simple. I renew my subscription now then to see what’s up and they pretty much always have the same shit on offer, but with new girls and a fresh spin. They like to ride the line between parody and indulgence of popular porn tropes. I don’t know if they invented the whole step-sister stuck in the washing machine bit, but they certainly helped popularize it. They do all kinds of weird shit in order to stand out. I’ve seen actual porn parodies that weren’t pornographic that weren’t as funny or silly as certain Brazzers productions. Point is, they don’t take themselves too seriously. The meat of the content is proper and hardcore, but the beginning of every video is sure to give you a chuckle or get you thinking. It’s good marketing.

I think that this approach leads to a lot of passive advertising for Brazzers, in that people like to share the funny scenes with their friends, for laughs, and in doing so they’re sharing the brand. There’s a certain friendly vibe in all Brazzers productions. It almost feels wholesome. At the end of the day, they’re just a mainstream porn studio, but considering they’re backed by the biggest pornographic conglomerate in the world, it’s no wonder they’ve got primo marketing. They could afford to promote this shit at Times Square if they wanted.

Top of the Line Productions

Another tidbit that really reels in the fans is that Brazzers productions always offer the highest standards of quality available. The most expensive cameras, the best sets, the most devoted fluffers. For the uninitiated, a fluffer is a person in charge of keeping the boners hard in between scenes. I like to imagine them fluffing the boners like you fluff a pillow. Just sort of mushing around the flesh to keep it plump. It makes me laugh every time. Can you imagine having that job? Anyways, Brazzers don’t skimp out. They pull out all the stops. The houses they film their smut in are the same villas and palaces you see on reality TV. They cost millions of dollars. I don’t know how much they rent for, but you get the idea. This is the elite.

I really appreciate the fact that Brazzers don’t discriminate when it comes to their babes. They work with chicks from just about any country, provided the girl is talented and has something to bring to the scene. They also work with older chicks as needed, for MILF scenes and similar setups, often mixing younger girls and older girls for awesome dynamics. I love seeing dominant and submissive babes in the same scene. The dudes that work with Brazzers are lucky bastards. I don’t actually know a lot about them, personally, but they do fine work. They’re always hard at work. Sorry. Obvious joke.

New Uploads, New Records, New Legends

Brazzers videos are thoroughly gonzo, meaning they try to insert you in the scene. I’ve gotten kind of sick of that term because most porn nowadays tries to put you in the scene. Gonzo used to mean something back in the day, when most porn was cinematic. Brazzers are part of the reason why this kind of smut has become the golden standard. Even amateur porn follows the same rules today.

Speaking of amateur porn, it should be a thorn in Brazzers’ side, but they don’t seem to be falling off. I really thought that the recent uptick in HD solo amateur productions would nudge companies like Brazzers off the top, but it’s just not happening. They’re still killing it. I checked out a few of their recent videos and sure enough, they were perfect through and through. Plus, they were a great way for me to check out the newest babes in the biz. I do try to stay on top of things every day – it’s my job. Still, there are more fresh pornstars coming in every day than I could possibly keep track of and Brazzers catches half of them, at least.

Squeaky Clean Record

As a MindGeek owned company, Brazzers haven’t really suffered much controversy, especially when compared to other porn companies, but they have been accused of some infractions over the years. Nothing substantial and certainly nothing that stands out as immoral, just your average porn industry noise. In 2008 they were sued for fraud by a producer, but the lawsuit was settled. In 2010 they were sued for copyright infringement, but I don’t think anything special happened there either. If I recall correctly, the accusation was regarding some sort of third-party marketing, rather than Brazzers actually posting other people’s work and claiming it as their own.

The funniest legal SNAFU they’ve been in has to be the 2018 ban in India. Yes, Brazzers is officially banned in India. Apparently, a high court in India found Brazzers to be partially responsible for encouraging a r**e where the perpetrators stated they were motivated to commit this act after watching porn on the internet. I am roughly quoting this verbatim. You get the idea. They blamed porn for the fact that they are shitty evil people. It’s The Catcher in the Rye all-over again. I can’t believe that actual courts still fall for this crap. It’s nonsense.

Considering that porn production companies get blamed for everything by everyone on principle alone, I’d consider Brazzers’ general profile to be relatively squeaky clean. They certainly try their best to stay above board regardless of what they’re working on. I haven’t seen them dabble in anything controversial, unless you have a problem with the whole step-sister meme. It’s all marketing nonsense anyways. No-one actually thinks that these people are in any way related. It just makes for a fun joke, before the fap.

Mad Respect for Brazzers

I’m not shilling for Brazzers. They’re far from my favorite porn production company. Still, I have to give credit where credit is due. They’re more synonymous with porn that I am and I have it in my fucking name. These guys have been setting the cornerstones for porn for longer than I’ve been in business and they seem to be innovating with each coming year.

One thing you need to remember about Brazzers is that it is a part of a gigantic network, so if you find their work to be a bit repetitive, that’s their way of staying within their lane and branching out under different titles where appropriate. It’s supposed to help you in deciding whether you’re interested in their content, instead of giving you a bait and switch with a one-off video that won’t be repeating any time soon. All in all, they’re absolute masters of their craft and I always enjoy reviewing their content.