Helena Bonham Carter Nude

Compared to other countries in Europe, the fine women of Britain are often overlooked when it comes to being naturally sexy. Sure, they’re different from the olive-skinned beauties of the Mediterranean, but they’re still able to offer a uniquely sexual experience unlike any other.

If you’ve ever been lucky enough to have a well-spoken British chick riding your cock while whispering into your ear with hot breath that she wants you to ‘’butter her crumpet’’ (she wants a creampie), then you’ll know just how filthy British women can be.

Still not convinced? Well, allow me to introduce you to the woman who is the topic of today’s celebrity review: Helena Bonham Carter. She might be posh, well-educated, and even more well-spoken, but this well-to-do Englishwoman isn’t shy about stripping naked in her on-screen roles, not to mention being fucked senseless in some timeless sex scenes!

If, by the end of this NSFW guide to the iconic British actress, you are not going mad with lust and eager to fly to the UK and fuck as much posh English pussy as possible, I’ll eat my Porn Dude hat!

Now, prepare to meet Helena Bonham Carter!

Who is Helena Bonham Carter?

Helena’s story begins in London’s Islington district, where she was born on the 26th of May, 1966. Her dad’s side of the family hailed from a well-known British political lineage, and her mom was of Spanish and Jewish descent. She grew up alongside her two older brothers in London’s Golders Green and would later apply for a place at Cambridge, only to be rejected by the prestigious university.

Her journey to becoming an actress was an unlikely one as, despite having had no training as an actress, she got into the film and TV industry through the backdoor when, in 1979, she won a national writing competition and used the prize money to land a place in actors' Spotlight directory.

One of the initial roles that saw her name get increasing attention was when she played the roles of Lucy Honeychurch in 1985’s A Room with a View and the lead role in 1986’s Lady Jane. These initial roles saw Helena Bonham Carter typecast as a virgin-like "English rose," even though she wasn’t a fan of this.

Over the years, her portfolio as an actress boomed significantly, and she ended up starring in the likes of Hamlet, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, Mighty Aphrodite, Fight Club, Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, the Harry Potter franchise, Great Expectations, Les Misérables, Cinderella, Ocean's 8, and Enola Holmes.

She would also heavily collaborate with her ex-husband, Tim Burton, on movies such as Big Fish, Corpse Bride, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Alice in Wonderland, and Dark Shadows.

Her acting career saw her win a range of industry awards, too. In 1997, she played the part of Kate Croy in The Wings of the Dove and would later be nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actress. She would later play the role of Elizabeth Angela Marguerite Bowes-Lyon (The Queen Mother) in The King's Speech and won the BAFTA Award for Best Actress in a Supporting Role and was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for it.

As well as her numerous mainstream movie roles, Helena Bonham Carter has starred in a range of notable TV productions. When she starred as Enid Blyton in BBC Four’s 2009 biographical film Enid, she was awarded the International Emmy Award for Best Actress and was nominated for the British Academy Television Award for Best Actress the following year. She also featured in many other TV performances, including Fatal Deception: Mrs. Lee Harvey Oswald, Live from Baghdad, Toast, and Burton & Taylor.

These Are Three of The Hottest Helena Bonham Carter Moments

Helena Bonham Carter has one badass acting career behind her, that’s for sure! However, don’t let the well-spoken appearance of this British actress fool you because she is often down to feature in a range of sex scenes that have seen her strip naked for maximum authenticity. Now, let’s take a look at three of the hottest!

● The Split-Screen Sex Scene in Conversations With Other Women - In 2005, Helena starred in one of her most badass sex scenes via a split-screen spectacle that saw her getting fucked in missionary in sync with another sex scene with another couple in the movie. There’s a tonne of passion in this scene, and we also get to see her upper-class titties exposed and jiggling around as she’s pounded sensually.

● Her Under The Sheets ASdventure in The Heart of Me - This 2002 flick saw Helena Bonham Carter fuck her co-star in a sex scene that took place under virgin white bedsheets. The post-sex scene itself is just as hot as the fucking action because we see her lover sensually kiss her exposed body and center on her tits for a decent amount of time.

● The Lightning Sex in Novocaine - This was arguably one of the most artistic shots of Helena Bonham Carter being fucked as it was filmed amid a lightning storm that gave off a strobe light effect. She’s riding the dick of Steve Martin here, and the way she arches her back to push the outline of her tits out on camera is divine, as is the orgasmic hand-holding basking in the light of the lightning flashes. Damn, I’m sounding pretty artsy here, right?

● Her Iconic Sex Scene in Fight Club - Helena’s role in Fight Club showed her ability to play the role of a tough-talking street girl with the sex drive to match. The house where the movie was set often echoed with the sounds of Helena being fucked, and we got to see her riding dick in a psychedelic sex scene that became one of the most rewatched parts of the cult movie!

Interesting Facts About Helena Bonham Carter

It’s not just the prestigious movie career behind Helena Bonham Carter that makes her interesting; there’s also a tonne of quirky facts about her! From her prominent family history to almost deafening other actors, let’s take a look at some of the ones you need to know about the most!

I touched on Helena’s family lineage earlier in this article, but it really deserves its own section explaining how deep her bloodline really goes! Let’s start with her great-grandfather, who was none other than the former UK Prime Minister H.H. Asquith. It doesn’t end there, either, because her great-grandmother, Helen Violet Bonham Carter, not only had a romance with Sir Winston Churchill but was also such an outspoken anti-Fascist in WW2 that she earned a place in Hitler’s ‘’Black Book’’. Damn!

As much as we all love to see Helena naked, she has also released her own clothing line. Luckily, it’s lingerie! With a mission to diversify her career, Helena teamed up with swimwear designer Samantha Sage in 2006 to create a successful lingerie line called “The Pantaloonies,” which ranges from lingerie to custom jeans. Helena has previously described the line as “a scrapbook on the bum.” Over the years, I’ve left a few proverbial scrapbooks on women’s asses, but that’s another story!

When Helena Bonham Carter starred in four Harry Potter movies, she played the role of the evil witch called Bellatrix Lestrange. During a scene when her character held Matthew Lewis hostage with a magic wand, Helena accidentally perforated his eardrum when the wand went down his ear during a freak accident as a mock explosion went off nearby. Thankfully, Lewis was spared from any permanent damage and just had to suffer a few days of uncomfortable pain.

What Are The Hottest Things About Helena Bonham Carter?

I’m not reinventing the wheel here when I say there are enough smoking-hot attributes assigned to Helena Bonham Carter that makes us want to pound her elite pussy all night long. However, to keep things as streamlined as possible, let’s look at the three main things that make men’s dicks as hard as the steel on London’s tower bridge whenever they see her!

1. This Girl Can Ride! - Helena has starred in many sex scenes throughout her career, and when she’s not being drilled in missionary, she’s riding a dick in cowgirl. Man, this chick can ride like a pro, and any scene that features her on top is one you should always dedicate time to watching and then watch it again!

2. Her Tits Have Gotten Bigger as She Gets Older - Helena Bonham Carter’s tits look fantastic back in the day, but they seem to have gotten even bigger as she approaches her sixties. Even though she’s not getting any younger, Helena just becomes more of a GILF every day and still has that smoking-hot vibe, albeit a mature one these days.

3. That Posh English Aesthetic - There are few things hotter than a well-spoken English woman who isn’t afraid to get very working-class when it comes to bedroom fun, and Helena Bonham Carter definitely has it. She's the kind of girl who’d happily polish your polo racquet as long as you return the favor by putting some cream on her scones afterward. Of course, I’m trying to display some etiquette with my wordplay here, but I mean that she wants to suck your cock and then have you spurt ropes of hot jizz on her English tits, old chap!

What is Helena Doing These Days?

Unlike many actresses, Helena Bonham Carter feels that some of her most significant roles are coming as she ages. Her acting career is the kind of portfolio that countless aspiring actresses dream of, and Helena isn’t retiring anytime soon. These days, she’s married to Rye Dag Holmboe and lives with him and her two children in her birthplace of London.