Meghan Markle Nude

You’ve all heard the song by Natalia Kills called That Girl Is a Problem, right? Well, it’s not just the kind of shit you hear on TikTok videos; it’s most likely the kind of song you can hear echoing through the halls of Windsor Castle on a cold winter’s night. Why? Because of a particular woman called Meghan Markle.

If you ever watched the Nickelodeon series, Drake and Josh, you’ll fondly remember the iconic line said by Josh whenever his plotting sister did something to fuck his life up, ‘’Meghannnn!!’’ By the end of this guide, depending on how you feel about the Royal Family, you may find yourself saying the same thing!

She’s trouble, that’s for sure! But what’s the real story with Meghan Markle, and, most importantly, has she ever done any naughty things that are of the NSFW kind and not the type that rips apart centuries-old royal families? We’re about to find out as we go deep into Meghan Markle via one of the first NSFW articles of its kind!

You’re in good hands being guided through the world of Meghan Markle by the Porn Dude because my priority is smut, not royal families and petty politics, so I’m able to provide you with a uniquely unbiased look at Markle that focuses more heavily on her pussy, rather than just on her social life!

Who is Meghan Markle?

For many people around the world, Meghan Markle first came to their attention following her marriage to Prince Harry and the subsequent carnage that ensued. This tends to overshadow her earlier life, so I want to introduce you to where this controversial chick came from.

Meghan Markle was born in Los Angeles on the 4th of August 1981 to mixed-race parents. After originally considering a political career, she eventually shifted towards acting and landed her first on-screen role as a nurse in an episode of a daytime soap opera called General Hospital. After this, she landed some small guest roles in the likes of Century City, The War at Home, and CSI: NY.

Her acting career began to take form when she landed minor roles in Hollywood movies such as Get Him to the Greek, Remember Me, The Candidate, and Horrible Bosses. In the summer of 2011, she joined the cast of the show Suits through to the end of 2017. This was the same year that she married U.S. movie producer Trevor Engelson, whom she would later divorce around three years later.

Alongside her ongoing performances in Suits, Markle also became well-known on social media through her lifestyle blog called The Tig, which ran from 2014 to 2017. This was an era where she carried out a range of charity work centered around women’s issues and social justice causes.

And then, everything changed! After meeting Prince Harry and marrying him in 2018, she ditched her acting career to take on her new role as the Duchess of Sussex. However, unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past few years, you’ll know that this marriage was wrought with controversy and a tonne of fuckin’ drama, leading to the pair stepping down from their roles as working royals and moving to live in California.

However, delving into the sheer shitstorm that followed their marriage would require writing a whole book on the subject, which Prince Harry has done a few times. Instead, let’s sidestep the drama and see what Meghan Markle looks like under the dress! Yep, it’s time to see some royal-grade nudity, my dudes!

The Sexiest Moments of Meghan Markle

Following her marriage to Prince Harry, Meghan Markle naturally likes to keep a tight lid on her naughty side for fear of the press getting more ammunition to throw at he. But before the marriage, this wannabe-royal wasn’t shy about pushing the boundaries in her acting career when it came to sex. Check out these sexiest Meghan Markle moments to see what I mean!

1. The Sex Scene in the Pearson Hardman Legal Library - This is arguably one of the most notorious sex scenes of her acting career and saw Mike Ross and Rachel Zane’s first official date on Suits culminate in the pair retreating to the legal library, stripping naked, and wildly fucking against shelves of documents. Markle’s body looks super fuckin’ tight here, and how it’s wrapped in expensive black lingerie is enough to send you wild!

2. The Meghan Markle Blowjob Scene - Do you remember that episode of The Sopranos when Vito got caught sucking off a construction site security guard at the wheel of his car? Well, this is like the better version! In an episode of 90210, first screened in 2008, Meghan Markle's character disappears behind the dashboard of a car to unleash a blowjob on the cock of her co-star Dustin Milligan. Of course, you don’t see her gobbling the sausage, but just use your imagination!

3. Her Nude Photo at the Beach - This snap of Markle in a white bikini reveals her exposed titties and was probably taken while on vacation. They’re not the biggest titties in the world, but those fuckin’ nipples are immense! Be careful, beachgoers, this bitch will take your eye out with these things! Ya boy Prince Harry must have some fun sucking on these!

Interesting Facts About Meghan Markle

There’s a lot of people eager to know what Meghan Markle is all about, leading to a shitstorm of stuff to wade through online from people who equally adore and despise her. To keep things simple, allow me to introduce you to some of the most eye-opening Meghan Markle facts that are bound to blow your mind!

Firstly, while Markle certainly sent a few political shockwaves across the United Kingdom, she was originally considering it as a full-time career prior to acting. At the age of 20, she even completed a stint at the American Embassy in Buenos Aires, Argentina. I don’t know, man! Judging from the whole drama and fighting she caused in the UK, I wouldn’t trust Meghan Markle in international politics, or we’d probably be engulfed in WW3!

Her character on Suits was said to be a reflection of her true self, and a lot of people have pointed out that she incorporated many of the things she loves, such as food, and saw her wearing her own jewelry on set, too.

A lot of people are also unaware that Markle speaks fluent Spanish after her stint at the U.S. Embassy in Argentina. This was why, during a visit to a Los Angeles-based social-justice organization called Homeboy Industries in 2020, so many people were surprised when Markle began speaking to the attendees in Spanish. Ay, Carrico!

What are the 3 Hottest Things About Meghan Markle?

Whether you’re a Meghan Markle loyalist or the kind of person who stays firmly on the side of the royals in their ongoing feud, you can’t deny that there are a lot of things about this chick that can make your cock tingle. To prove my point, here’s what are widely considered to be three of the hottest attributes Meghan Markle has!

1. Her Stunning Dark Eyes - Markle has been blessed with some of the hottest eyes I’ve ever seen and these must look immense when she’s on her knees and worshiping your cock while looking up at you and begging for cum. Well, Harry, is it?

2. Her Passion in Bed - Of course, I’ve never seen Markle take a dick for real, only in her on-screen performances. But, fuck me! This girl has some serious passion between her legs and any man lucky enough to get between her thighs should count himself as being truly fortunate! Just take the scene in Suits when she gets banged against a filing cabinet as a prime example. Other scenes show that she isn’t afraid to suck a man’s cock while he’s in charge of a motor vehicle, so there’s a sense of sexual adventure in there too!

3. Those Sweet Nip Nips! - Man, this girl hasn’t been blessed in the titty department because they’re small as fuck. However, what her tits lack in size her nipples more than make up for. These nipples must arrive five minutes before Meghan does sometimes because they’re enormous!

What is She Doing These Days?

Well, after her dramatic few years pissing off every blue-blooded person in the United Kingdom and beyond, Meghan Markle has retired to her homeland of California with Prince Harry and their two kids. These days, Meghan Markle splits her time between running a charity organization and starring in various productions for the likes of Netflix. Sadly, though, we don’t get to see her getting banged in them. The days of Suits are long gone!