Kim Kardashian Nude

The topic of today’s NSFW celebrity review is a woman who needs little introduction, as her name is known worldwide for various reasons. She’s kind of like Marmite because most people either love or hate her, but one thing is for sure; she can melt the cock of any red-blooded male or make the pussy of any lusty woman wet between the thighs. Yep, my horny readers, it’s time to talk about Kim Kardashian!

But hold your horses! Because I know some of you will no doubt be considering running away from this article when you see her name. My friends, you all know me by now! I’m not planning on talking about generic Kim Kardashian gossip; I’m here to give you the kind of unrivaled NSFW insight into this busty and curvy girl with a hunger for big black cocks that the world has ever seen.

From where she originally came from to her talent for handling BBC in the bedroom, it’s time to meet Kim Kardashian in the proper Porn Dude way!

Who is Kim Kardashian?

Okay, so who the hell is this woman? You’ve no doubt heard her name before and know she’s firmly in the firm of the Los Angeles elite, but let’s go back to where it all began for Kim Kardashian!

The Kim Kardashian we know today was born on the 21st of October as Kimberly Noel Kardashian. Her mom's background is Scottish and Dutch, while her dad’s family originally hailed from Armenia, hence the Kardashian surname. Fun (or not so fun) fact! Her dad, Robert Kardashian, was a lawyer and represented O. J. Simpson during his notorious 1994 murder trial.

These days, she’s best known for being a media personality, socialite, businesswoman, model, and actress, and this all began when she began to get increased attention from the media via her friendship with the L.A. socialite Paris Hilton, of whom she was a stylist.

But if you’re a porn-focused motherfucker like myself, your first introduction to Kim Kardashian no doubt came in the form of her notorious interracial sex tape that she filmed with her ex-boyfriend Ray J. This saw her name really blow up and, in the same year, she began to star alongside the rest of the Kardashian family in the Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Since then, Kim Kardashian has become a well-known name worldwide, with hundreds of millions of followers spread across social media platforms like Twitter and Instagram. She has launched numerous successful projects, from fashion brands and cosmetics to books and mobile games. She’s also starred in several Hollywood movies and TV series, too.

In 2014, she married one of the most iconic rappers of modern times, Kanye West, and had four kids with him before their controversial divorce in 2022. On their 2015 list of the world’s top 100 most influential people, Time magazine featured Kim Kardashian.

So, now you have the gist of what this chick is all about, let’s look into the part of this NSFW celebrity review that many of you are no doubt eager to see: her most NSFW moments throughout her life!

The Naughtiest Moments of Kim Kardashian

Whether you adore the stuff she does or find her voice equal to that of nails down a chalkboard, few people can deny how damn fuckin’ hot Kim Kardashian is. Not only does she have a supermodel-grade face you could fuck all night, but she also has some of the finest tits on the West Coast, not to mention an ass I’d happily let her rest on my face and use my ears like pedals for a bike.

But Kim Kardashian isn’t just about appearances. Throughout her life, there’s been several incidents that have proven her ability to melt the cocks and pussies of anybody who lays eyes upon her, and this section of the review is going to look at some of the most iconic NSFW moments of this global superstar!

1. The Kim Kardashian and Ray J Sex Tape - Yep, let’s cover this first! This notorious sex tape was said to have made Kim Kardashian $20 million, and rightly so! It’s a gorgeously shot amateur home movie that flashes through my mind whenever I see a picture of Kim. This girl can handle a BBC like a Blacked.com pornstar, and if you haven’t seen it yet, you’re truly missing out!

2. Break The Internet - In a magazine feature, Kim stripped down to reveal her big and bouncy booty drenched in baby oil while looking back at her fans with a naughty look in her eye. It was a masterpiece of erotic photography and wouldn’t look out of place on the cover of a porn movie. Funnily enough, her feature on the magazine saw searches of her sex tape skyrocket by up to 600%. Man, I really wish there was a clip of her doing anal. That ass was just built for it!

3. Her Nude Mirror Selfie (Both of Them!) - When Kim Kardashian posted a picture of herself online standing in front of her bathroom mirror fully naked, half of the internet was shocked, and the other half were beating their meat like maniacs. Can you guess which crowd I was in? The post caused a storm of shit from various people, and, in true bad bitch style, Kim responded by posting another topless selfie, this time accompanied by her ally Emily Ratajkowski who flashed her gorgeous tits in support of her friend. What did we do to deserve such a divine onslaught of milkers? Tell me!

Interesting Facts About Kim Kardashian

From a stylist for Paris Hilton to being a near multi-billionaire with a globally recognized name, Kim Kardashian has had quite the journey. Along the way, she’s built up an impressive portfolio of exciting facts about her life.

For example, did you know Kim is heavily active in prison reform and advocating for clemency? Alongside Van Jones and Jared Kushner, she played a massive role in securing prison reform in the United States by persuading then-President Donald Trump to back the First Step Act.

Many people know Kim from her marriage to Kanye West and the numerous controversies and drama that came with it. Still, many are unaware of her previous marriage to well-known basketball player Kris Humphries. After getting married, the couple decided to divorce after only 72 hours!

Kim Kardashian is a huge fan of Elizabeth Taylor and has even described herself as an “Elizabeth Taylor nerd.” When a collection of Taylor’s jade bracelets was sold at a Christie’s auction after she passed away in 2011, Kim Kardashian bought them all for just under $65,000. Interestingly, she was also the last person to hold an interview with Taylor prior to her death.

And last but by no means least is the fact that she’s a female billionaire. I mean, it’s no secret that she’s rich as fuck, but a lot of people are shocked when they realize that her wealth skyrocketed from $780 million to $1 billion over the course of six months in 2021. In 2022, her overall wealth was said to be around $1.8 billion.

What are the 3 Sexiest Things About Kim Kardashian?

There are countless men and women worldwide who would happily drop to their feet and kiss Kim’s toes for a chance to look up at her gorgeous pussy. She’s smoking hot from head to toe, and there’s no denying that. Now, let’s give this stunning billionaire the credit she deserves as we look at three of her sexiest assets!

1. Those Big Armenian Milkers - Seriously, Kim K has some of the most perfectly formed titties I’ve ever seen. You could stare at them all day and not get tired, especially when they’re bouncing around on a BBC in a sex tape. The best thing is that she isn’t shy about showing them off to the entire world, and it’s not hard to find naked snaps of her huge milkers online.

2. Her Fuckable Ass - The only thing rivaling her gorgeous tits is that beautiful ass. Sure, it’s fake as fuck, but that wouldn’t stop me from burying my face in it and making sounds that would replicate that of an f1 powerboat engine!

3. Her Hunger for BBC - From her wild sex tape with Ray J to her marriage with Kanye West, Kim isn’t shy about her love for BBC, and this girl is a serious influence on the world of interracial porn!

What is She Doing These Days?

It’s been a wild ride for Kim so far, and it shows no sign of stopping. These days, Kim is still heavily active in running her multiple businesses, working on her passion for prison reform causes, and planning for future media appearances on Hollywood movies and TV shows.

After her divorce from Kanye West, she’s also been enjoying the single life and was in a brief relationship with comedian and actor Pete Davidson for a few months. But who she marries next is still a mystery. Hopefully, it lasts more than 72 hours!