I’ve heard people say that watching Internet porn all day makes them feel disconnected from the rest of the world. I don’t get it, honestly. If anything, porn sites plug you right into a vast, interconnected network of sluts and masturbators around the globe. If you’re worried all the pre-recorded sex flicks are turning you into some kind of creepy hermit with a boner, unable to interact with real humans, I’ve got just the thing for you: live online sex shows. One place to see real live babes put on a show just for you, and even chat with those babes, is XLoveCam.com.
Cam sites full of horny chicks, eager to show off their goods to the world, are nothing new. Hell, they exploded once streaming video was accessible to every nympho with a webcam. XLove Cam ain’t new either; the site’s been around for 12 years now, so they’ve had time to figure out how to do this thing right.
Whose Titties Are Online Right Now?
The first thing you see when you pull up X Love Cam is pretty much what you’d expect from a cam site. Row after row of scantily clad seductresses smile at you from the main page, trying to entice you into their show with exposed boobs or lingerie. Most tastes are represented immediately. I see every age, ethnicity, bust size and hair color on the first page. Hover over an image to get a glimpse at what’s going on in their live room.
They’re initially sorted by most recent login. Girls at the top of the list just got on. Go give them some love before they get bored and leave. Right now, about 500 girls are live, which is a pretty nice selection of sexy ladies. I’m browsing midday on a Monday, which I’d guess is far from peak hours.
An ad on the sidebar promotes a couple events called Topless. One’s a 24-hour marathon of live cam shows that more than a thousand models have signed up to participate in. Another is the Halloween Topless party. Fewer have signed up for this one, but I’m sure there will be a good turnout.
I’ll warn you cheap motherfuckers up front, this is a pay site. It really helps to have a few bucks in your account to get private shows and tip the girls. They’re more likely to do what you ask them if they know you’re not a bum.
That said, you can browse the cam girls by their rates. Some of them won’t perform for less than $4.00, but nearly a quarter of the ones who were online when I was had rates under a dollar. It’s not a bad bargain for some T&A.
If you’re truly a broke-ass loser, there is a fair amount of free action in the public rooms. I haven’t even logged in yet, but I’ve just spent a few minutes watching a dark-haired MILF named Dalilahsex play with her huge knockers and sing along to No Doubt.
While you’re watching the show, you can pull up the model’s information in her profile. It lists their prices and what they’re willing to do if you can pony up the money. Dalilahsex’s “SneakPeak” rate is just $0.91, but you can get a Private Show for just $1.14 a minute. She’s up for Anal Sex, Fetish Female, Live Orgasm, Masturbation, Moaning, Nylon, Oil, Panties, Cougar - MILF, Spanking, Squirting, Sound Chat, Armpits, Hair Color, Hairy Men, and Older Men. Fuck yeah!
The profile lists a rough schedule, based on past performances, in case you want to try to catch your favorite babe again. You’ll also find photos and videos, if the model bothered to take any, as well as comments and messages.
Let’s Take a Real Look
For some reason, I had to enter my login and password three times before it stuck. It’s a very minor issue, certainly no deal breaker or anything. After logging in, the page looks exactly the same as it did before, I just have more access.
I clicked on this chick named FontaineLovelly, whose tits indeed looked lovely in the red bra she took the photo in. It turned out she was in a private show. I clicked ‘Take a peek’, and spent some change watching a few minutes of her laying in her bed, topless and giggling. I spent a little more to settle in and enjoy it before I went in search of harder action.
A hot, 27-year-old brunette calling herself SharonMirage was also putting on a live show. She had her legs spread at the camera, fingering her clit. Sharon played with a big, pink dildo while I was still watching in the free room with a bunch of other cheap pervs. A pink tube hung from her cunt, one of XLoveCam’s most interesting offerings.
Enter the Sex Toy Controller
Along the left sidebar are a range of sorting options. You can filter girls by rate, body type, hair or eye color, age, ethnic group, type of chat or activity. There’s also an option in the Action Panel to filter it all down to just the models using an interactive sex toy.
The other choices in the Action Panel let you filter models who accept virtual gifts, like fake diamonds or teddy bears, or let you request live actions. I didn’t even realize this at first, but when I asked for a live action later I got it. These girls aim to please.
After seeing the pink end of a toy hanging out of a few sluts on the site, I had to see it working its masturbatory magic. I filtered my results down to the 26 girls online using an interactive toy, and then picked AmandaAlice. Her Sneak Peek showed a close up of her pussy as she rubbed the vibrating toy against her clit. Yeah, that’s exactly what I was looking for. I joined the Private Show after the Sneak Peek ended…
And apparently missed the fucking climax. I got in the room as she was pulling up her skirt. It all happened because I was typing up this review. I hope you appreciate the sacrifices I make for you cretins.
Her tits are nice, though, so I spent a few minutes admiring before looking for another babe with a sex toy connected to the Internet. I found a young French redhead named Cleoona. The fully-clothed hottie was chatting with the group when I first clicked, but within seconds was bouncing her mouth on a dildo. The vibrator icon said she had the following sex toy connected: LUSH.
Live, Nude Girls Masturbate for You
This Cleoona chick was wicked hot and had that pink toy I wanted to see in action, so I entered a private, one-on-one show with her. Not to sound like some kind of fucking sap, but she seemed like a sweet girl. She said “Hi” and asked how I was doing in her cute French accent. I told her what I wanted to see.
Cleoona held the toy in the air, giggled, and then stood up and started stripping. Good god, what a fucking body! I was rock-hard by time she had it all off.
I clicked the vibrator icon again. It said the power level was currently set to zero. I set it to two and heard the pink Lush start vibrating across her desk. Cleoona stopped groping her own sweet tits, picked up the toy, and held it to her clit before shoving it up her twat.
Cleeona sat back down in front of the camera, leaned back and continued masturbating with the toy. I did a similar thing while watching my credits drain. It was a bit of a race to finish before the money ran out and with it the feed, but I’m a professional when it comes to jacking off. She was squealing by the time the video cut out.
I want to thank you, Cleeona, for this lovely and intimate introduction to X Love Cam. May you make a ton of money from perverts like me. Dudes, check this beautiful young model out.
XLoveCam’s biggest flaw may be that it runs on an outdated Flash design. Everything worked fine for me, but it could be an issue depending on your setup. Overall, I found the site to be a fun and functional cam site with a good selection of chicks waiting to get nasty for you.