FreshPorno

In a world of stale smut, Fresh Porno sounds refreshing as hell. As much as I love the classics and vintage dirty movies, there’s something appealing about the latest and greatest of anything, and that includes pornography. Maybe it’s the crisp video resolutions, the rising stars or scenarios that reflect our modern lives, or maybe it’s just the same dirty sex acts that have always drawn us to hardcore films. Whatever the case, I’ve pretty much always got some lube at the ready, keeping me fully prepared to tune in for a good fap.

FreshPorno.net is free library of fuck flicks, but it ain’t your typical, run-of-the-mill free tube. Nah, this one specializes in full-length fresh pornos from some of the world’s most popular brands. The premise is strong enough that I’m sure I already lost some readers after the first few sentences, as who wouldn’t be eager to click through for a peek themselves? The joint gets an easy five million visitors a month, an impressive number by any measure. Today, your old pal ThePornDude will be among those furiously masturbating masses.

Fresh Porno in a Fresh Package

Even before I’d figured out the site focus on full porno films, I knew it wasn’t your average, low-effort sex tube. FreshPorno sets themselves apart from the other guys right away with a next-generation presentation. The front page is covered in thumbnails, just like most any tube, but they’ve packed them tightly together like participants in the biggest orgy, omitting the blank spaces, text, and unnecessary icons that take up a lot of real estate on other sites. They don’t even have a real header, instead tucking a classy logo and search bar into a box in the top corner.

Even before I started digging into the stash, it was obvious that they stock all kinds of X-rated videos. I immediately saw blowjobs and threesomes, interracial scenes and lesbian love affairs. Come for the tit wanks, stay for the ass eating and cumshots. The girls are all gorgeous, coming in all shapes, sizes and colors. There are Asians, Latinas, white girls and ebony babes, MILFs, teens and everything in between. I even saw a Muslim girl in a hijab getting fucked from behind.

The full Tags index is extensive, running so deep that you’re probably better off using the search bar if you’re looking for something specific. Pretty much everything outside of deep-niche fetishes is included, from dick riding to gape farts to sloppy deepthroat.

Oh, and I recognized a bunch of those girls right away! If you’re a regular consumer of adult films, you’re also going to notice a ton of gorgeous, big-name pornstars. They’ve got Fresh Porno starring babes like Whitney Wright, Cherie DeVille, Jewelz Blue and Valentina Nappi. I’ve also gotten to know a lot of these beautiful women personally over on the PornDudeCasting couch, like Gianna Dior, Gia Derza, Alyx Star and Armani Black, just to name a few.

Obviously, these major players ain’t shooting films for just any dipshit with a camera. In fact, I didn’t see anything on FreshPorno.net that looked cheap or amateur, unless you count the shaky handheld cameras of reality porn as “amateur”. The movies here come from some of the biggest brands, producers, studios and paysites in the business. If you’ve got favorites, they’re probably included in the pile.

Their Channels page is a Who’s Who of the biggest names in porno. They’ve got hundreds of movies from Reality Kings, Mile High Media, Naughty America and Twistys, and over 2,000 from Brazzers alone. FakeHub, Mofos, EvilAngel and TeamSkeet are just a handful of names on the list, with most major brands getting a fully stocked aisle all to themselves.

This Is Why It’s Called FreshPorno

They call the site Fresh Porno, and it ain’t just a clever name. It really is full of fresh movies, as they’re adding dozens of new flicks to the site every day. Today’s new releases include lengthy content from Love Her Boobs, Private Society, SexMex, Jay’s POV, Transfixed and a whole lot more. I see at least half a dozen movies that I’d like to jack off to as soon as I get the chance, but the recreational masturbation will have to wait until I’ve finished my work-related fapping.

As of this writing, the full collection includes over 12,000 full, uncut pornos. Even if they were the typical 12-minute sample scenes you find on most sites, that’d be a pretty fucking heavy number to fap your way through. I’m a professional at this and I buy personal lubricant by the barrel, but even I’m a little overwhelmed by the thought of it. Good thing I’ve been doing a lot of exercises and taking supplements to strengthen my forearm stamina.

The sheer volume of pornography got me curious, so I crunched a few more numbers. Most of the movies run between 20 minutes and an hour long, so we’ll just say the average is about half an hour per film. Even with that conservative estimate, we’re still talking about 250 solid days’ worth of hardcore fucking. With the collection growing as fast as it is, it won’t be long before there’s a solid year of Fresh Porno on FreshPorno.

It's such a massive stash that I wasn’t sure where to begin my official fap test. I reshuffled the stack by Top Rated and then by Most Viewed, but that only made the decision even harder. If you ever have trouble deciding what to watch on Netflix, well, I wish you the best and hope you’ve got plenty of alone time.

I’m Going to Be Masturbating All Day

Abigaiil Morris and Advoree both looked gorgeous in the thumbnail for Cheating With The Hotel Maid Part 2, so I let my dick do the driving and clicked through to the movie. It’s a little over half an hour long, which seemed like the perfect amount of time to rub one out before I got kicked out of Starbucks.

If I have one complaint about FreshPorno.net, it’s the spam. Even with my adblocker running, I had to close a little bit of spam hovering over the video before I was able to click the Play button. Once it started, though, it was smooth sailing, opening with a dude coming back from a business meeting early while the two girls hide in the shower. He doesn’t realize both women are there, so Advoree pops out to suck his dick while Abigaiil lurks behind the curtain.

It’s a Brazzers movie, with the kind of high production values you expect from the brand. The camerawork and editing is cinematic, with some upbeat porno music playing as Advoree bobs her head on the dude’s dingdong. Meanwhile, Abigaiil has her face buried in Advoree’s ass, and I’ve got my own dick in my hand, making typing difficult.

“Meet me in the bedroom,” Advoree says, which leads to a gloryhole scene where he fucks Abigaiil while thinking it’s his wife. It’s a funny setup, but good fucking god, it’s so fucking hot. The girls enjoy each other’s bodies while dude hammers away through the shower curtain, oblivious to the moans coming from the other side.

FreshPorno offers easy downloads in multiple resolutions, and I was only five minutes in before I decided I needed this one for my permanent archive. This one maxes out at 720p, and while I wish it was the 4K ultra-HD I’ve grown used to lately, I certainly ain’t complaining about the freebie. Downloads are fast, too, unlike the ones you find on porn blogs or forums where you have to go through a file locker service that throttles your download speeds.

FreshPorno.net has a fucking lot going for it, by which I’m mainly talking about the massive collection of full-length porno movies. They’ve built a world-class library and packaged it in a modern presentation that makes the average tube look like a backwoods shithole. I recommend using an adblocker when you visit, but the small amount of spam you’ll face is a small price to pay for access to a stash of this size and scope. Who needs a boring tube full of short samples when something like this exists?