Aus99 Forum

I pulled up the Aus99Forum this morning, thinking I was just going to review the site, but it’s really got me rethinking how I’m going to spend my whole weekend. Why stay inside and shake my dick at my laptop when there’s a whole world of shop girls, escorts, and all types of adult fun to enjoy all across Australia? One of the biggest challenges in these endeavors is just figuring out where to go to get your kicks and not get ripped off, and well, who better to point you in the right direction than other dudes with similar interests? I mean, hell, it’s similar to what brought you to ThePornDude in the first place!

Aus99Forum.com is the dedicated message board for Aus99, which calls itself The Best Australia Adult Directory. Whether or not it truly lives up to the self-description is the topic for another conversation and another write-up, but the traffic they get speaks volumes to the utility of their listings. The forum actually gets a lot more traffic than the main site, with close to a million visitors stopping by every month to discuss escorts, erotic massages and other paid sexual experiences in the land of the long weekend. As much as I like to consider myself a true stud, I never shy away from hearing from other folks who know their way around the scene.

The Basic Dirt on the Aus99 Forum

The Aus99Forum.com domain was only registered a few years ago, but like a lot of internet message boards, it looks like it could be a hell of a lot older. That’s partly a result of the classic, text-based forum formula that you’ve been seeing since you first got on the internet, and partly because of all the brightly colored, flashing, blinking little banner ads at the top of the page. They’re useful for pointing you toward some brothels and helping pay the site’s hosting bills, but damn, they’re pretty ugly and outdated, like something out of the early ‘00s. You don’t really see this style of ad often on free tubes or other adult sites.

Scroll past the ads, though, and you’ll start to see what makes this joint so popular. For one thing, it’s active as hell, with fresh user posts hitting the site every few minutes. An active userbase is one of the very most important things on any discussion forum, and arguably even more important when we’re talking about services that people can enjoy right now. It’s no big deal to beat off to an old post full of amateur nudes, but when you’re looking for an escort, that shit needs to be up to date!

The Aus99Forum is broken up into subforums, similar to what you’d find on any other platform. There’s a subgroup of General Category boards including the usual News, Tutorial and Feedback sections you find elsewhere. There are also a couple boards dedicated to photo and video sharing, which could be useful for both whacking off and sharing your own personal conquests.

One of the main draws here are the subcategories aimed at different regions of Australia. Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane and Adelaide all have their own sections, each with General Talk and After Report subforums, plus private versions of the same. Sydney is so busy they’ve also got a couple extra forums for Shop And Girl Info, as well as a Shop Roster board. If you’re way off in the sticks, you’ll have to settle for the boards in the Other State In Australia area. There’s less activity here, but it’s easily worth a look if you’re out that way and need some pointers or reviews of local service providers.

Free Signup and Free Pornography

As excited as I was to get into the escort reviews users are posting on Aus99 Forum, I was horny and eager to see something I could fap to right away. That’s just one of my issues as a professional porn addict, but I feel like I came to the right place. There’s a fair amount of free amateur porn in the Photo and Video sharing forums on the site.

I first made my way to the Aus99 Photo Sharing board, where I found an enticing thread called A Few of (the) Lovers I’ve Had. I clicked one of the attachments in the top post, but got a message saying I didn’t have permission to view it yet. Thankfully, registration is simple, free and fast. The validation link fell into my inbox after about a minute, and then I got to see those lovers the dude was talking about.

The Video Sharing forum wasn’t as interesting to me, mainly because it was mostly posts of people sharing their favorite professionally shot videos on sites like xHamster. Given the entire theme behind Aus99Forum.com, I was really hoping to see some of those Aussie escorts in action. It’s kind of like how I watch YouTube videos before I splurge on electronics. I like to see what I’m about to pay for!

I did, however, find a ton of pics of available escorts and masseuses. While the still pics may not be quite as representative of their services as a blowjob video would be, it did give me a good sense for the kinds of sexy sluts selling services to dudes like me. Even just peeking into the Sydney Shop and Girl Info board, I see a bunch of fresh posts showing off Japanese masseuses, busty Taiwanese chicks and other women of the night.

But What Are the Customers Saying?

I think it’s vital these days for brothels and escorts to post plenty of pictures so users know what they’re getting into. These ain’t the ancient days of text-based Craiglist and Backpage ads, after all. That said, every business in the world hawks their products as the best ever. Actual customer reviews may confirm those bold claims or could blow them into smithereens. I, for one, want to know what the real users are saying.

Aus99forum.com has a ton of real escort reviews and experience writeups from actual customers. Some of the busiest subforums here are the After Report boards, where dudes can spill the beans on how these paid ladies help them spill their beans. As with user reviews anywhere, from Amazon.com to the filthiest fetish forum, they come with various levels of detail, depending on who’s writing. They can’t all be master wordsmiths like yours truly.

I found a thread about a Brazilian named Bella operating out of Marrickville. The initial report is succinct, offering just a few lines about choosing Bella, her amazing personality, laughter and skin. “I had an amazing sexy time with Bella,” the dude wrote. The first reply wanted more details, so the OP posted a photo. It’s just a face shot, but holy fucking shit, this girl is an absolute beauty. I may have to make an appointment.

Another dude posted a long, detailed multi-review on Aus99 Forum of his experiences at the Ginza Club in Sydney. He gets into the dirty deets, talking about who gave him the BBBJ, who did the DATY, and who’s down for rimming and 69. My man ain’t a fan of hairy pussies, apparently. Whether or not you like them yourself, it’s these kinds of details that come into play when you’re deciding how to spend your money, so I certainly appreciate the specificity.

If you’re brand new to the scene or just looking for a bit of insight, I recommend checking out Aus99Forum’s General Talk boards. There are a lot of questions from newbies and a lot of helpful answers from regulars. You’ll also find discussion topics like eating ass, CBD style massage, the trustworthiness of escort photos, and negotiating prices. All in all, there’s a lot of useful shit here.

After spending a couple hours perusing Aus99Forum, I can see why the message board is more popular than the main site. Aus99 is a well-designed escort directory, but like any such site, it’s basically a collection of advertisements. The Aus99 Forum, on the other hand, has some of the same ads, but it also has a shit-ton of conversation from actual consumers of those advertised services. I love that it’s not strictly limited to reviews and experiences, which gives forum members more freedom to talk about what they really love, getting into the real nitty gritty of banging Australian escorts. This is definitely worth a look if you’re in the market for a little action and you’re willing to pay for it.