Real Babes

My love for Real Babes has never been a secret. I started ThePornDude and had my name legally changed accordingly because I wanted to share that love with the world, pointing horny dudes in the direction of the best adult entertainment online. My appreciation for legit hotties has even led me to start my own porn site, PornDudeCasting, where you can watch yours truly smashing some of the sexiest women in the world. That said, sometimes watching dirty movies and starring in them ain’t even enough to satisfy my constant urge for the touch of a lovely lady. Some might call me insatiable, but I’m sure a lot of you dudes can relate. The feeling is totally natural!

RealBabes.com.au ain’t a porn site built to help you rub one out while watching beautiful women sucking and fucking. Nah, this one’s an Australian directory of escorts, so you don’t have to settle for moving pictures on a flat screen. If you haven’t blown your monthly budget on food and porno already, the platform will help you find a more intimate way to spend those funds, and hopefully bust a nut while you’re at it. The site’s been around for a few years and gets over half a million visitors a month, so let’s take around and see how many of them are selling pussy. Maybe you won’t have to spend the weekend alone with your hairy palms after all.

Sexy Things to Do in Australia

As soon as I pulled up the front page of RealBabes, I had a feeling I was onto something good. I’ve reviewed so many half-assed escort directories where they’ve put the absolute minimum into the presentation, but this place has a nice, polished look with a nice logo and color scheme, modern embellishments and some stock photos of sexy women in the header. While the layout ain’t necessarily a reflection on the offerings available, it suggests they’re making a few bucks and putting it back into the site, which means escorts are actually using the platform. It’s just as important for these sites to court the sex workers as it is their clientele.

I took a quick look at their pricing page, and I really like their one-size-fits-all approach to advertising. Most sites offer premium packages that shuffle the girls paying more to the top of the list, no matter what. I feel like this approach gives visitors a better sense of who’s available in their area and what kind of services they offer. It’s kind of like how Amazon’s search results would be more useful if they weren’t stacked with promoted listings at the top.

As mentioned in the intro and in the domain name itself, RealBabes.com.au is an Australian site. Visitors can browse and search for escorts in any region of Australia, from Melbourne to Sydney, Perth to Adelaide, Gold Cost to Canberra. If you have your geolocation settings turned on, it’ll automatically show you who’s around in your neck of the woods, but otherwise it's as simple as clicking a menu option or typing your location into the bar.

I usually keep my location settings turned off, so I got a random selection of Real Babes on the front page as soon as I landed. Even before I started poking around the site, it was obvious that all kinds of women are selling their services on the site. I saw a horny MILF in Point Cook, an exotic little redhead in Liverpool, and a busty petite chick in South Melbourne. There’s also a big-booty babe in Adelaide, an ebony knockout in Melbourne, and a thick beauty selling deepthroat services in Fortitude Valley. Wherever you are and whatever you’re into, you should have plenty of options you can pay to play.

Show Me to the Real Babes, Please

I decided to check out the Brisbane babes on RealBabes.com.au, because you can typically find the biggest pools of workers in the biggest cities the world ‘round. To my surprise, I only found 80 of them. That ain’t a bad number, but I honestly expected a lot more. I think this ties in directly with their pricing scheme, which only keeps escorts in the directory as long as they’re paid up. While it might seem on the surface like this will reduce your options, it’s mainly dropping the inactive call girls from the roster.

You should still be able to choose from at least dozens of babes in any particular region, and with considerably less worry about getting all horny over some chick who ain’t even going to answer your text messages. Anybody who’s used an overgrown, undermaintained escort directory will certainly appreciate this, as all the Real Babes are really active.

I clicked on a sexy selfie of a tattooed goth MILF named Sarah selling services in Manly, which brought me to her full listing. Some escort sites really limit the number of pics that escorts can post, but one of the selling points here is that they can post an unlimited number of photos. That means a ton of pics and even some videos, which is what I found in Sarah’s listing. As hot as she looked in the search results, she’s even sexier in the full spread. With that pretty face and smoking hot body, I may have to hit her up after I finish this review.

RealBabes doesn’t require visitors to register an account to see anything, so contact details are plainly listed in the profiles. Sarah prefers SMS, but she’ll also accept emails. She’s even got her availability and prices listed, including Greek, so there’s no confusion on that front. Specific services, however, are another matter. “Due to state laws I cannot advertise what my services are,” she writes. “Please text for information.” Well, I just might do that!

Finding Your Ideal Escort on RealBabes

With a tighter selection of Real Babes to choose from than the platforms that include stale listings, it ain’t too overwhelming to make your initial choices by photo and then weed them down by profile info. Of course, sometimes it’s just easier to search for something specific if you’re feeling a certain sort of way. To that end, they’ve built an advanced search feature with a handful of options to dial in.

The Advanced Search will let you find escorts doing Incalls or Outcalls, ones who do Online Services or are willing to fly to you. There’s also a dozen checkboxes for things like GFE bookings, BDSM sessions (Submissive or Dominatrix), Kinky Fetishes, Overnight Bookings and Bookings for Couples. It ain’t a bad set of filters, though I wish they had more options for things like body type, ethnicity, hair color and language.

I checked off the boxes for Outcalls and PSE or Very Naughty Bookings, because I’m a dirty freak and wanted a babe to come to me. That halved my selection in Brisbane, making it ever so slightly easier to choose. That goth chick is still in the running, but she’s far from the only appealing escort. If there were more filters, I’d probably dial in my preferences a little further, but I’m not terribly disappointed that I can’t.

What I am disappointed by is the lack of reviews. I prefer to read reviews of damn near anything before I shell out my hard-earned cash, whether I’m buying a new laptop or paying a chubby girl to sit on my face. More and more escort sites have been building review sections into their platforms, and it’s become something I look for any time I review a site like RealBabes. It’s not a total dealbreaker, but it sucks for punters, and it might also affect the longevity of RealBabes. They clearly ain’t hurting for traffic right now, but could lose their throne to a similarly well-built site that also included real user writeups and rankings.

Even without reviews, RealBabes.com.au is an easy recommendation if you’re in Australia, looking to get laid and willing to pay for it. This really is one of the nicer looking escort directories I’ve seen in a while, and I think their pricing model creates a somewhat unique environment where the Real Babes are all on the same level, and all the listings are active. There are a fucking ton of escorts with a ton of pics to get you excited, so it wouldn’t hurt to take a peek at who’s slanging pussy in your neighborhood.