PornDroids

Do you ever wish for some Porn Droids at your disposal? I won’t lie, I’ve dreamed of building an internet-surfing robot to collect the best dirty movies on the web and report back to me daily. It’d certainly make my job as a porn reviewer easier, but it'd be just as useful for the casual masturbator. The internet is like 73% smut at this point, but you’ve still got to worry about finding a stash full of the good stuff without a bunch of spam and filler ruining your fap sessions. I mean, hell, that very issue is the whole reason I started ThePornDude!

Maybe your home ain’t equipped with a robot laboratory for tinkering your technological porn dreams into reality, but this next joint offers a solution that’s well within reach. PornDroids.com is a free tube stocking their shelves with all kinds of filthy, depraved fuck flicks. They’re pretty fucking popular, too, with close to ten million horny wankers swinging by every month to rub a couple out while admiring the view. I love porn enough that it’s in my name, so naturally I wanted to take a hands-on look just as soon as my morning bowl of Viagra kicked in.

These ARE the Porn Droids You’re Looking For

PornDroids has a pretty typical presentation for a free tube, with a front page covered in video thumbnails. As a cartoon mascot myself, I think they’ve got a great logo. It’s one of the titular Porn Droids, rocking a baseball cap, gold tooth and American-flag medallion. The bottom half of the bot is actually hidden by the layout, but I opened up the image in another tab and saw he had a big ol’ screw for a dick. I’m not sure how well that robotic cock is going to work out if they ever start their own premium porn site like my own PornDudeCasting.

I have mixed feelings about the cloud of popular tags at the top of the page, between the header and all the thumbnails. It’s not an unusual design for a tube, as you can see a similar spread on popular sites like xVideos, but it looks a little cluttered. At the same time, it offers quick access to sections of the stash a lot of you are already looking for, which will save you some precious seconds getting to your preferred fap fodder.

The PornDroids are collecting all kinds of perverted videos, offering a little (or a lot) of everything for everyone except for maybe the deep-niche perverts with exceptionally freaky tastes. The popular tags at the top list subgenres like Lesbian, Mom, Big Ass, Anal and Amateur. The Female Friendly tag is popular here, perhaps hinting at a slightly more diverse userbase than most tubes. The fact that they also offer gay porn tells a similar story, though you’ll have to set your preferences if you’re looking for guy-on-guy stuff. Like most tubes, it defaults to the straight material when you first arrive.

The thumbnails themselves also speak volumes about the variety of material on hand. Before I even started clicking around, I saw Latinas doing it doggystyle, Brazilian sluts getting double stuffed with the DP, Arab girls with veils over their heads and dicks in their twats, and lesbians dining on delicious cooter meat. There’s interracial and facials, outdoor sex and hotwife blowbangs, face sitting and amateur threesomes. I could go on, but I think you get the picture.

Porn Droids, Hard at Work

With such a broad mix of porno both homebrew and professional, from various corners of the world and with wildly varying budgets, I didn’t recognize as many starlets out front as I would on some of the tubes that focus on big-name content. I’d characterize the cast here as a mix of famous pornstars, rising starlets and wholly unknown but gorgeous amateurs. At the top of the screen, they’ve listed some of the major sluts you find anywhere, like Lana Rhoades, Abella Danger, Riley Reid and the ever-popular Mia Khalifa. Mia was only ever in a handful of scenes and retired years ago, but she really left a lasting impression on our wet dreams, huh?

I clicked through to the PornDroids.com Pornstars page to find a four-page picture menu of the site’s most popular video whores. It seemed like a small list, but then I realized I was only browsing the American section. The selection exploded to 15 pages when I went global, and what a spread! I’ve actually boned some of these girls personally on the PornDudeCasting couch, like Natasha Nice, Anissa Kate, Jasmine Jae, and Misha Cross. These Porn Droids have good taste!

It is pretty obvious, though, that they haven’t indexed every single model on the site. I know this because, for one thing, the Pornstars menu only features the babes with a nice photo for the section. On top of that, the long version is still only fifteen pages, encompassing around 450 pornstars.

That number’s a tiny drop in the hat compared to the insane volume of videos amassed on the site. They keep a total count listed up in the search bar, and it's more than enough to keep you fapping until your heart gives out. As of this writing, the library has nearly 73,000 videos. I don’t care how much free time you have and how much lube you’ve stockpiled in your mom’s basement, you ain’t going to wank your way through the entire collection!

It's growing at a respectable rate, too, with fresh material hitting the site every day. Those PornDroids are clearly hard at work! I’m whipping up this review on a Tuesday morning and they’ve already added half a dozen new flicks to the front page. Honestly, this shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone given how big the collection is already and how much traffic they get. You can’t pull that many visitors with a small and stale collection!

Cranking My Shaft with Robotic Precision

With 73,000 videos to choose from on PornDroids.com, I wasn’t quite sure where to start my official fap test. I was all hard and drippy just from gawking at the thumbnails of scissoring lesbians, Asian blowjobs and amateur threesomes, and I was ready to settle in to finally blow a load into an old sock. When I found a thumbnail of Riley Reid in a schoolgirl skirt going interracial, I needed a closer look.

With my adblocker running, I didn’t see any spam while browsing PornDroids or when I tried watching videos. As soon as I hit Play, the video started right up without any bullshit ads slowing down my fap session. Riley struts into frame, looking sexy as per usual, and asks, “So what do you say, Professor Michaels? Would you be up to teaching a former student a thing or two today?” They start kissing as the background music heats up, and the next thing you know, they’re humping on the couch.

It's a 35-minute flick, making a good choice for a nice, long fap. If you’re working in an office today, just go ahead and pretend you have a serious case of diarrhea and need to stay in the restroom for at least a half hour. Riley fondles the dude’s cock through his pants before putting that monster in her mouth, and it’s worth staying for the whole thing.

My only complaint about the video is that the resolution ain’t great. I’m not sure how they’re sourcing material, but I wonder how many times this scene was copied, losing clarity with every iteration. Speaking more broadly, the low resolution on some of the videos is my biggest issue with PornDroids. I’m writing this up at the beginning of 2024, and we’ve all grown used to 4K ultra-HD. I’d even be happy with the last-generation regular HD, but this video and all its visible pixels come up short. At certain points, I felt like I was jacking off to Tetris, but I still managed to pop one off and make a total mess of my keyboard. Again.

PornDroids.com is something of an all-purpose tube. Instead of focusing on one particular niche or genre of porno, they’ve taken an everything-goes approach to building the collection, which is also an everyone-welcome approach to building their userbase. Looking at their traffic, it’s pretty obvious they’ve succeeded. This one’s worth a look if you’ve got broad sexual appetites and you’re looking for a new superstore of free porno.