WankBus

When the link for Wank Bus slid into my DMs, I thought, “Finally, a public transport system where they won’t call the police on me for enjoying some sweet teen blowjob movies during the morning commute!” Turns out, that ain’t quite what the site is all about, but I’m sure some of you perverts will tune in on the way to work anyway. When you can pull up dirty movies like this on your phone, who’s to say where you choose to shake your dick at the screen? That instant accessibility has always been one of the major appeals of online porn, don’t you think?

While WankBus.com doesn’t have any titty-laden vehicles cruising the streets and picking up masturbators, they’ve got plenty of material to encourage the self-love itself. Truth be told, I was mainly concerned about the Wank half of the equation, anyway, as I assume you are. We’re in good company, because the whole site is a repository of content featuring internet sluts and pornstars. The domain’s been around for a few years, but it’s only within the last few months that the site’s really been blowing up. Let’s see what half a million visitors a month are cranking it to, shall we?

Let’s Take a Ride on the Wank Bus

At first blush, WankBus doesn’t look too different from your average free tube. They’ve got a basic, two-tone text logo and a clean white presentation, but most of the front page is the usual wall of thumbnails we’ve all grown to expect from any free adult video site. Perhaps one of the biggest differences is the front-page selection of recent X-rated photo galleries. These days, the still pics have largely been shuffled way off to the side on most tubes, giving way to the HD videos most modern perverts are chasing.

Look a little bit closer and you’ll realize this ain’t the usual assortment of paysite sample scenes and sloppy vertical amateur vids you find on most tubes. On the front page, I quickly spotted recent films from JulesJordan, PornBox, MrLuckyPOV and TeamSkeet, but they were all full-length videos instead of ten-minute previews. I found amateur movies, too, but instead of the shitty low-res stuff, it’s OnlyFans content of social media models, cosplay freaks and fetish girls.

All of this elevates WankBus.com to another level, a true standout among the legions of copycat free tubes all hawking the same stale products. Their specialties around here are full-length premium porn movies and OnlyFans content, two great flavors that are rarely available on the big-name tubes like Pornhub and XVideos. Some of the immediate implications are enticing as hell: these videos run longer than most tube videos, and the content you’ll see is typically hidden behind paywalls on other sites. It’s like getting into the champagne room for free when you’re a broke-ass bum who only snuck into the strip club to begin with.

I mentioned the photo galleries getting a front-page slot on WankBus. This wouldn’t really work on most tubes, where the picture sections are often just intended to pad a tube’s numbers, not for actual masturbatory purposes. Broadly speaking, what separates the WankBus galleries from most sites is that instead of boring, auto-generated screencap collections from videos, like you’ll find on many sites, Wank Bus has a ton of galleries from sites like OnlyFans. On the front page alone, they’ve got quick access to huge photosets featuring girls like Belle Delphine, Tessa Fowler, and Lana Rhoades.

Hey, I Know That Girl!

I wrote half a dozen paragraphs before I even mentioned the famous girls all over WankBus, but is anybody really surprised? When the front page offers a spread of flicks from brands like OnlyFans, Blacked, POVD, MomLover, and Private Society, you pretty much have to find a whole bunch of well-known, recognizable sluts.

A ton of famous pornstars and social media models are riding the Wank Bus, so I couldn’t get wait to get on. Even before I’d made my way off the front page, I spotted a bunch of women straight out of my fap fantasies. Legendary MILF Cory Chase is sucking her stepson’s dick, Keisha Gray is getting pounded by BBC, Veronica Leal is getting fisted and Amouranth gives her fans a Halloween-themed masturbation show. I also quickly noticed a bunch of girls I’ve “interviewed” over on the PornDudeCasting couch, like Samantha Reigns, Slimthick Vic, Savannah Bond, Alyx Star and Jackie Hoff.

It's such a lovely selection of ladies that I’m a little disappointed WankBus doesn’t have a Models or Pornstars index like a lot of other tubes. In the end, it’s a trivial complaint, since I found every babe whose name I typed into the search bar. Masturbatory favorites like BigTittyGothEgg, Momokun, Gia Derza and Adriana Chechik were all just a few keystrokes and clicks away.

This is about the point in the review where I usually mention how quickly a site’s porn library is growing. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find any upload dates listed anywhere on WankBus, so I can’t give you any precise info on just how many videos per week they’re adding to the pile. Just looking at the total size of the collection, though, I think it’s a really safe bet that they’re adding new stuff all the time.

As of this writing, WankBus.com has nearly 1500 videos. Everything’s relative on the internet, so I’m sure some of you naysayers are looking at those digits and thinking, “Well, some of those big tubes have like a million vids! This ain’t shit!” Well, one of the big differences with WankBus is that you get full-length videos, which tend to run a lot longer than your typical freebies and throwaway iPhone blowjob clips. Hell, I challenge you to fap your way through the whole stack. I’m sure you’ll run out of lube and get a debilitating forearm cramp before you even make a dent in it.

She’s Doing WHAT on the Wank Bus?

With 1500 long videos to choose from, I wasn’t sure where exactly to begin my ride on the Wank Bus, and by ride, I mean masturbation session. With content from so many studios, models and sites, I had plenty to choose from. I’m a little disappointed they don’t have a browsable index of categories or tags, because they’ve got a really wide range of material to beat off to. I didn’t have to leave the front page to find taboo scenes and cuckolding, emo whores and Indian teen masturbators. There’s anal and ASMR, interracial and blowbangs, and that’s before I even started digging through the pile.

I’ve been a big fan of Alyx Star ever since banging her on the PornDudeCasting couch, so when I saw her on WankBus, I knew where to begin. It’s a 23-minute video from Nubiles as part of their Family Pies parody series. After the intro montage, which the older fuckers will recognize as a sexy spin on the Family Ties opening credits, Alyx strolls into the room with her tatas jiggling in a tiny top and her ass looking absolutely stunning in a tiny skirt. “Hey guys, I’m here,” she says. “What’s up?”

The flick streams smoothly in 720p HD, so it’ll look flawless on everything but the big-ass desktop monitors you masturbate to at the office. I was a little too transfixed by the beautiful woman to catch much of the dialog in the opening, but it quickly became a Mexican-themed threesome video with sombreros, ponchos, cocksucking, and fingercuffing by the ten-minute mark.

Honestly, my dudes, it’s hot enough that I’m going to have to wrap up this review and enjoy the full movie with both hands free. I should mention before I go that with my adblocker running, I didn’t see any spam at all during today’s Wank Bus ride. That’s a rarity on any free porn site, particularly one that specializes in full-length scenes and OnlyFans content. That means there’s really nothing to get between you and WankBus.com’s growing archive of free premium fuck flicks. What the hell are you even still reading this for?