If SE.video hadn’t slid into my DMs courtesy of a fellow pervert who knows what I’m into, I might have thought it was a more SFW platform. The front page offers little more than a video search bar, and while I had a feeling I knew what was inside, I still decided to run a few quick tests. Sure enough, queries for the most wholesome subjects, from bunny rabbits to flowers to hula hoops, turned up seemingly endless amounts of explicit pornography. You can search for pinball machines, sure, but you’ll end up pulling the plunger in your pants instead of hitting the arcade.
Honestly, though, I’d be surprised if you searched for anything as ostensibly innocent as I did. While it looks and sounds like a mere search engine, SE.video is a massive free stash of dirty movies. The platform gets about a million visitors a month with more on the way, and today, your old pal ThePornDude is joining the party. Let’s do some searching and some fapping, huh?
What Are You Searching For?
Like I said in the intro, the dead-simple presentation of the front page doesn’t even hint at what’s inside. It’s an even more barebones affair than major search engines like Google, just a generic logo with a magnifying glass and a search bar. The setup initially led me to believe it was another porn search engine like NudeVista or PornMD. Those sites work like traditional search engines, indexing content around the web and sending you on your merry way, dick in hand.
Once I actually started poking around, though, I realized they weren’t shuffling me to other sites to watch the movies, nor did they use the same embedded video players that you find among the porn aggregators. When I noticed the Upload button in the header, I knew for sure what I was looking at: this is an extremely well-stocked free tube, not the search engine it’s masquerading as. The SE.video search bar doesn’t really do anything different than what you’d find on a regular tube.
Either way, you’re going to find what you came for. There’s a fantastic variety of content to crank off to, the collection leaning more toward modern OnlyFans-style amateur content than the more polished stuff. You’ll find some big-brand samples in there, but most of the stuff I watched today was more like X-rated Instagram than the porno your old man cut his teeth on.
As I type this up, the latest updates include a POV Ebony cowgirl ride, an Indian couple getting their BDSM freak on, a blondie getting anal in a hotel room, and a fat-assed Japanese girl taking a slow and sweet spin. At the top of the screen, the Porn Videos Being Watched right now feature similar homemade antics, from webcam stripping to Malaysian doggystyle to public flashing at the bus stop.
My only immediate complaint about the Google-style gimmick is that, unlike most tubes, there’s no browsable index of keywords, categories or tags to peruse, nor a picture menu of pornstars. Outside of the search function, there are limited ways to dig through the stack. You can check out the latest, top rated or most viewed, and there’s a Community section if you want to see who’s uploading the goods.
Typing Dirty Words into the Box
Since SE.video is supposed to be a search engine, I figured I’d do some more searching, this time for more titillating topics. I typed “Anal” in the box and got a big-ass spread of butt sex encounters in assorted mouthwatering flavors. I had my pick of polished premium anal porn samples, French maid cosplay butthole masturbation, lesbians with strap-ons, and double creampies dripping from both holes.
As hard as the selection made me, it was the number at the top of the screen that made my jaw drop. SE.video has more than 50,000 videos tagged with Anal, a whopping sum by any measure. Runtimes are relatively short because it’s mostly amateur, most clips clocking in at just a few minutes, but they’re really crushing it in terms of volume.
The trend continued. A search for Lesbian turned up over 21k girl-on-girl films, with nearly 40k in the Blowjob aisle and a similar stash in the Cowgirl section. Even deeper niches like Feet, BDSM and BBW were well served, offering thousands in each category. At over 3500 ASMR videos, their library of auditory sex tingles could rival almost any other collection devoted to the fetish.
I went back to the main page of SE.video, trying to get a broader view. They don’t list the full total number of videos anywhere, and the interface won’t let me count by hand. I’m 100% positive there are hundreds of thousands of videos here, perhaps even millions, though I can’t give you a hard number. I’m sure you’ll be raging hard the whole time, though.
Likewise, the interface doesn’t include upload dates anywhere, so I can’t tell you how fast the collection is growing either. I’d bet on near-constant updates, though, because the very latest clips out front right now only have a couple views each. Anyway, it’s not like you build a mountain of smut like this by sitting on your ass. A video-sharing platform with a million monthly users is sure to have plenty of generous pervs sharing what they have.
Fapping the Day Away with SE.Video
I made my way to the Top Rated section at SE.video, and I was a little bit surprised by what I found. Not because it wasn’t sexy as fuck, but because it’s a different spread than you typically find in these sections. The platform probably has a ton of Indian viewers, because the current top content includes Hindi adult web series, homemade Melayu masturbation scenes and jungle love with some dude’s friend’s sister. I love the international flavor!
It was a similar story among the Most Viewed movies, with some of the very same thumbnails mixed in. The web series stuff is a little soft for my depraved American tastes, but I needed a peek at an MMS vid of an Indian village chick getting boned. It’s low-fi as fuck compared to the 4K I’m used to, but it’s raw, real, and hot as fucking hell.
From there, the Related Videos beneath the scene led me on a masturbatory journey through Desi honeymoons, hotel room butt sex and Ebony cocksmoking. Almost all of it was amateur, though I did see a great car sex scene with a recognizable pornstar. The famous girls are few and far between, but if you love beautiful, horny amateurs, this place is a goldmine.
Right this very moment, I’m watching an 11-minute video of a busty blonde cougar getting pounded while she strokes her clit, moaning loudly. It looks like a vintage video from the low resolution and outdated hairstyles, but man, it’s a good one. There’s no Download button, but my third-party video saver plugin did the trick.
One of the biggest surprises of my visit today, besides the fact that it’s a tube not a search engine, was the total lack of spam. I’m running an adblocker, of course, but most platforms will slip some ads through your defenses. That’s especially true with the bigger, better free collections out there, but I didn’t see a single piece of spam today. If you hate closing a dozen popups while your hands are all slippery, this might be just your speed.
As I wrap this up, I’m watching a fantastic video called The Boob Queen 2: The Ultimate Celebration of Bountiful Chests. It’s exactly what it sounds like, opening with a big-jugged redhead showing off the rack while riding a big ol’ hog. I’m all lubed up and ready, so I’m sure you’ll understand when I say I need to wrap this up immediately.
SE.video looks like a search engine and you can use it like one, but for my money, the biggest draw ain’t the box you can type into. It’s the ginormous library of dirty movies, sprawling in every naughty direction. It’s difficult to overstate just how well stocked the place is, and I can practically guarantee they have thousands of videos in any category you may have been fantasizing about. So, what’ll it be?
