People are wonderful; people are weird. Perhaps one of the best ways you can see that would be by looking at all of the various sexual fetishes and other crazy shit that people are into.
Even after all of that research and writing I am still never surprised by the individual stories that crop up all of the time from around the world.
I got curious and started sifting around the web one day and was shocked by the sheer number of nudity-packed affairs that have happened well within living memory.
Let’s all have a laugh (and in a few cases be shocked) at a few of the most sordid scandals starring famous folks in no specific order. Besides my typical glib reporting and commentary, there are loads of educational and erotic recommendations of my past work sprinkled throughout.
Dominatrixes, uniforms, and racers, oh my!
British-born Max Mosley used to be a racer and the president of the International Automobile Federation – an authoritative body overseeing Formula One Racing. Check his personal background and career, he comes across as a normal and amazingly successful guy.
That is until he entered his golden years. Around 2008, a video leaked of Mosley involved in an epic five-way orgy involving some interesting costumes. The ladies were dressed in dominatrix gear and four of them were actively “engaging” with Mosley while the fifth filmed it.
As it turns out the rumors that Mosley was dressed as a Nazi weren’t true, he was (at least initially) true that he was decked out in a military uniform. And here I was thinking that I had heard of all of the sexual fetishes out there.
I guess if you’re going to do something super duper weird, take it to the max!
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It turns out that Delonte West fucked someone’s…
Technically speaking, this is still a rumor, but it’s too good not to share for morbid reasons. Back in 2010, people were saying that then-basketball player, Delonte West, had slept with Gloria James. Who is that woman you ask?
Well, it turns out that she’s the mother of one of the most gifted American ballplayers of this generation, LeBron James. As it turns out, West adamantly denied that there was any relationship involving relations with James’ mother, but that didn’t keep from fucking the latter athlete’s game up.
In fact, during a series of three games, LeBron’s shooting average went from just over fifty percent to drop to about a third success rate.
FYI, I cannot help you shield yourself from awkward rumors, but I have written about how to protect yourself from revenge porn and the such like.
Croydon Gavin Barwell has been given some interesting dating advice
Years ago, a Tory in British Parliament attempted to attack one of his political opponents and got bit in the ass in a most amusing way.
Back in 2013, the MP started a flame war on Twitter by responding to @labourpress by saying “I know Labour are short of cash but having an invitation to ‘Fate Arab girls’ at the top of your press release?”
Here’s the thing, the Labour Press Twitter account made no such post, but Barwell mistook a personalized Google advert for a tweet. Other tweeters quickly informed the parliamentarian that such ads are a reflection of internet search history.
#Awkward
I don’t know which is worse but somewhat chuckle-worthy. That story or that time when Jeremy Corbyn (accidentally?) high-fived Labour MP Emily Thornberry in the boob in the summer of 2017.
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Father forgive him, for he is a size queen
Dr. George Alan Rekers was a mild-mannered psychologist and ordained Baptist minister who was once one of the leading voices for Exodus international – an organization dedicated to helping men of a homosexual persuasion “recover” from their lust for licking dick.
Apparently, his techniques didn’t really work since in 2010 he hired a young man to help him with his baggage (both literal and psychological?) from a now-defunct gay escort site, RentBoy.com. Allegedly, the only other activities they were going to engage in were massages but given the way his escort promoted himself I have my suspicions.
To be specific, Lucian boasted that he had a more than eight-inch uncut cock and that he was Brazilian.
Needless to say, Rekers is now disgraced, his organization has fizzled, and the sexually liberated enjoy their lives. Seeing as I, unlike Rekers, have no problem with people safely and responsible for embracing their sexuality, I’ll direct my beloved readers to half a dozen gay and over forty straight escort site reviews that I’ve done in the past.
And in case any of you are new to the scene, I’ve got a handy guide for you here and here. You can thank me by sharing this post all over the web.
The Roman Church’s capital is really raunchy
As we know, the Protestant fundies certainly do not have a monopoly on wild and randy episodes. Back in March of 2010, a pair of priests employed at the Vatican, Angelo Balducci and Ghinedu Ehiem, were exposed as being in a gay prostitution ring. Upon discovery, both were fired and one of them has been arrested.
Talk about, Lord give me chastity, but not yet, eh?
Of course, I don’t mean to pick on Evangelicals and Catholics or anything – just the hypocritical fuckers in positions of authority who want to tell other people how to live. If you get a feeling of #Living from stories like these, then check out my epic blog on the Biggest Scandals Involving Holy Rollers.
Chains and whips really do seem to excite Rihanna
I don’t care what you say, everyone has at least one preference of some sort and a couple of kinks or two.
The ever lovely Robyn Rihanna Fenty has been a sex symbol for a long time, and for good reason. She has beautiful caramel skin, an endearing smile, she’s incredibly talented, and has a lovely figure. Unlike other people in the spotlight, she has been quite open about her own take on sexuality.
Besides the usual, she told Rolling Stone in 2011…
“Being submissive in the bedroom is really fun. You get to be a little lady, to have somebody be macho and in charge of your shit. That’s sexy to me. I work a lot, and I have to make a lot of executive decisions, so when it comes to being intimate, I like to feel like I’m somebody’s girl.”
In that same interview, she stated that she enjoys being tied up and spanked. Moreover, the Caribbean Queen said that using whips and chains can be “overly planned” and prefers a man who is spontaneous and knows how to use his hands.
And just in case anyone even suspects that I’m supporting her infamous, abusive ex, FUCK. CHRIS. BROWN!
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Surprise (!) Pee-Wee Herman is a pervert
Okay, I am sure that many of you are not terribly shook by reading such a thing, but this little tale is too good to pass up.
In case you are not aware of Pee-Wee’s Playhouse there are a few things you should know. First, it’s not a porno, but a bizarre program intended for k*ds, though it looks like it was written by burnt-out hippies who dropped way too much acid in the ’60s.
Second, the “comedic” series starred Paul Reubens AKA Pee-Wee who portrayed a zany spazoid who looks like a cross between a hyperactive basement dweller and a well-dressed, younger version of Chester the Molester.
And three, if you haven’t seen it you are not missing anything.
Having already built up a career as an actor appearing on children’s television (although a lot of his audience were adults) Reubens got caught and incarcerated in 1991 for masturbating in public, more specifically an adult movie theater in Florida.
The whacking in public thing threw his career out of whack for a bit, but the man eventually recovered. Awkwardly though, I’ve heard stories from folks who were little back then and kept pestering their parents as to why their favorite TV personality had been locked up.
I guess “arrested” was the secret word of the day on that evening.
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Miley Cyrus doesn’t fail to disappoint or shock
As I have documented before, Miley Cyrus has had a pretty wild past and continues to find new ways to amaze or horrify the people paying attention to her. Just to be clear, I am not complaining at all. I have found her exploits to be extraordinarily amusing, sometimes even arousing.
Back she was really opening up about her sexuality over the years, Cyrus once told podcaster Alex Cooper…
“I don’t fuck with foreplay because I’m too busy …I just like to go for it…I could have foreplay longer with a girl than I could with a guy.”
I always knew that she was bisexual! And apparently, she is still fully queer even though she is married to a guy. Another example of her sexual wild side can be seen in 2015 according to Paper Magazine she said…
“I am literally open to every single thing that is consenting and doesn’t involve an animal and everyone is of age. Everything that’s legal, I’m down with.”
Well, damn, if that is the case perhaps I might throw my hat in the ring to sexually excite and delight Ms. Cyrus. If any of you have her agent’s contact info, you are free to send her quotes of mine from this section of the article.
I suppose I should point out at this point, that I’ve undergone a new project where I interview (among other things) fresh and famous fap stars. Of the dozens that I have done so far, just one that I think you might like is a talk with Ms. Roxy Rain.
“I moved on her like a bitch”
This guy was too good to pass up.
As you know, there are plenty of examples of Mr. Trump peccadillos I could have written about, but why rehash the Karen McDougal story? It isn’t even interesting.
And while everyone used to be talking about it, why not take a trip down memory lane and re-visit Trump’s leaked hot mic incident with Billy Bush.
While riding on a Hollywood Access bus, Trump and Bush (doesn’t that sound like a porn duo?) were discussing seduction techniques. Apparently, Trump once offered a potential lay to buy her furniture and said that he “moved on her like a bitch.”
To be honest, I am not all sure what that is supposed to mean, but if any of you know, let me know.
Then there was the famous line where Trump boasted that if you’re a star you can “grab [women] by the pussy. You can do anything.”
This led to outrage all over the news media and only served to divide those paying attention to politics in the United States even further. As with so many other things, this controversy did not stop The Donald from securing the American 2016bpresidential election.
Of course, as we know, this was/is hardly the only major sex scandal involving this particular (un)popular person as we and Stormy Daniels all know. BTW if you are interested, check out my picks for the top fifty hottest pornstars of all time.
Apparently…Armie Hammer is a vampire, cannibal, or both?!
Alright folks you’ve been given a fair #SpoilerAlert #TriggerWarning and #YouHaveBeenWarned alert. This one isn’t so much hilarious as it is potentially horrifying, but I couldn’t leave it out. The only good thing I can say is that no one was hurt in the reporting of this story.
Armie Hammer is an American actor who has developed an impressive filmography, done voice acting work in video games, been featured on several television shows, and won some sweet academy awards. From what I gather from people who are into celeb culture, he’s a major heartthrob with women and men alike and dated some delicious-looking dames.
The bizarre thing is, he apparently thought his old girlfriends were delectable too, only in a very literal sense.
You all know I’m not one to casually pass negative judgment. And as kinky as I can be, there are certain hard nos that I and I think everyone should have, especially when it comes to things involving “knife play.”
At the start of 2020, Hammer has been accused by multiple past partners of expressing a desire to carve shapes into their bodies, drink their blood, and cut off their toes. According to one woman, he even specified that he desired to cut off, barbecue, and eat one of her ribs.
**Yikes!**
The sex tape that ended a career…
Arguably, one of the most famous sex tapes was one of the first, the one involving Paris Hilton and her then-boyfriend Rick Salomon, 1 Night in Paris. Nowadays, it isn’t that much to look at but that the time there were certainly a good number of people pulling their pud or pleasuring their pussies to that pre-high def dalliance.
As groundbreaking, in a sense, those movies were, does anyone really think about Paris anymore? Hell, I haven’t since I’ve seen the original video years ago, not even when staying in a Hilton hotel.
…Then there was the leak that launched a celeb’s career
But despite being passe these days, there is one figure who managed to post a self-made porno flick and gone from obscurity to superstar status in no time.
I am, of course, referring to the Kim K sex movie that came out a couple of years before, Kim Kardashian, Superstar. If you ask me, it’s a lot better than the first-mentioned movie, maybe because of Kim’s epic ass or more convincing performance. How do you guys compare the two?
Besides those two sex tapes, here is what I think are the other top eight celeb sex tapes. What do you guys and gals think?
Off the top of my head, there are at least a dozen famous, mainstream entertainers who have had relations with professionals in the adult entertainment industry. But in my mind, the most noteworthy among them is musician Dave Navarro due to the number and fame of the starlets he’s fucked in the past.
So far as we know, he’s banged performance powerhouse, Brittney Skye, along with the lovely nubile starlet, Kacey Jordan. And most interestingly, he’s done it with the Jenna Jameson.
Move over Charlie Sheen!
As I said, besides Navarro, there are a few other noteworthy celebrities who have had sexual liaisons with skin film stars who I have written about on this page.
Joining the mile-high club is (apparently) very exhilarating
Out of all of the places I have fucked, I don’t think that I’ve ever done it in an airplane. That is not the case, however, when it comes to people like Kris Jenner and Cara Delebigne. These ladies have openly confessed to fucking while flying. In both cases, they were essentially walked in on by strangers or the folks outside knew they were doing it, but, being the good troopers that they are powered on and kept humping away.
And who could forget Bill and Monica?
Alright, this may seem cliché, but doesn’t everyone think that the world was utterly gripped by the Monika Lewinski affair?
Bill Clinton famously and firmly stated that he “did not have sexual relations with that woman” – until we found out that he did. The American conservative party threw the mother of all tantrums and filed for impeachment. Ms. Lewinski became (in)famous worldwide for blowing the most powerful man in the world at that time. The press gobbled every detail up, like a cum guzzling slut midway through the money shot.
And being the professional coat rider that she is, rather than leave Bill, Hillary Rodham Clinton did absolutely nothing.
Wasn’t that a time to be alive, ladies and lads? And the real reason we know all of this for sure is because of a stain on a little blue dress.
ThePornDude’s final recommendations
Not enough for ya? Well, if you guys make this go viral like “Two Girls, One Cup” video, I just might write up a sequel. There are plenty more salacious stories to mine the internet for.
Until then, I have plenty of other blogs and classic review complications that match this theme. I’ve posted about just a handful of the big-name actors who have done erotica, if not full-on porn before they were famous.
Then there are the amazing number of celebrities (the recent ones, that is) who have had offers to do porn and those who actually did it. There were so many, in fact, that I did not one, not two, but three posts about that particular topic.
Have I satiated your desires for scandal and sex? If somehow not, stay tuned for even more juicy-filled and jolly-bringing uploads coming soon.
