Whether you call ‘em Jimmy Caps, frangers, rubbers, or a raincoat, if you get laid regularly, or really ever, you should be wearing condoms. Yeah, sure, people say that they dull sensation a bit, and in the old days, that has been true. However, some new models have been produced, which provide even better protection and even more sensation!
With so many good (and not so great) rubber brands and individual products out there, I thought it was about time I did a blog on them.
But before we get into my suggestions, let’s go over some common questions and misunderstandings which need to be dealt with.
Why wear ’em if I don’t have to? I’ve been tested, after all.
Because that doesn’t mean that you are susceptible, indeed, pornstars often bareback and are tested, but in the US and the UK, for example, they are regularly tested.
At a minimum, they are at least once a month, if not weekly, and even day of shooting. Plus, they often have medical personnel paid to inspect said performers to check for any symptoms.
To sum up, if you’re not in the adult industry, don’t act like you are – take extra protection.
Further, I don’t think you want to deal with some accidents which happen sometimes. The most obvious examples include knocking some woman up, or if you’re into anal and s/, he doesn’t “clean out,” well, unsheathed shit-dick is hardly something you want to deal with.
I don’t need rubbers; I’m bred to be immune to diseases. Aren’t you?
Fat chance, mate.
There is evidence out there that a tiny fraction of some European population is resistant to the effects of HIV, but they ain’t immune either. And they certainly can still catch and spread it along with other STIs.
No matter how invincible you think you are, just about anyone can get the same shit and pass it around.
But PornDude, once you catch an STI, you’re immune to it, right?
It’s amazing to me the number of tossers who actually think this is true as a rule. It is true that if you are vaccinated against or catch, let’s say, HPV, hepatitis A or B, you will develop antibodies against that virus.
Still, some people with weak immune systems have a hard time shaking that bug for the rest of their life. And while I don’t know from experience, I know that you DO NOT WANT to get hep B, let alone its nastier cousin hep C.
Then, you certainly don’t want to get the other viruses, which will stick with you forever.
Other infections, like syphilis and gonorrhea, can easily be treated with an anti-microbial shot, but it’s not like getting exposed will build up an immunity.
Are all condoms made the same when it comes to fitting on different-sized dicks.
Yes, but technically no.
Generally speaking, most condoms are made one-size-fits-all. So, if you are an average-sized guy — or about 12-20 cm (5-8 inches) — you shouldn’t have a problem fitting into one. Even if you are smaller than average, you should be able to fill one out, but I’d consider consulting a pro just to be sure.
The big thing (pun intended) some of you fuckers are going to have to be aware of is if you are extremely well endowed. This only applies to exceptionally huge dudes; you may have to do what some porn stars do and look into ordering specialty-made condoms.
But hey, don’t condoms make fucking feel less good?
Again, this used to be the case. Back in the old days, if you could find condoms, they’d be made out of sheep guts or something even stranger like oiled silk paper or even animal horn. Yes, you read that right.
There was a little bit of improvement during the industrial revolution since rubbers were being manufactured using vulcanized rubber, but they weren’t always effective. Furthermore, just like the old models, they could be smelly and uncomfortable as all hell.
Fortunately for all of us, the invention of latex and other advanced material means that all sorts of new and exciting condoms which will make your bedroom activities even more fun. Read on, and I think you’ll see what I mean.
Should I double bag it to be safe?
Absolutely fucking not!
It might make sense to use two for extra protection or a mix of sensation; using two condoms at once is one of the worst things that you can do. Not only does this increase the chance that you are going to tear one or both, but this can also lead to other shitty consequences.
And I’m not just talking about the obvious.
Besides spilling baby batter and dealing with potential pregnancy stress, you might wreck you or your partner. Yes, latex usually is safe, but when your humping and pumping with shreds of latex rubbing against your junk, you might have a nasty rash or suffer worse.
The thing that frustrates me about this misunderstanding is that there are people who should know better keep perpetuating the myth.
I’m looking at you, Nip/Tuck writers.
Here are the worst ones
Okay, maybe calling them the worse is a little dramatic, but I would consider how you are going to use them before suiting up.
Glow-in-the-dark varieties
Novelty condoms are great for a good show, but the kinds which shine in pitch blackness aren’t all that useful for safe intercourse. Having said that, these glowy goo catchers can still be fun if you are a bit creative.
For example, if you can make your favorite fuck spot as dark as possible, put it on and use your divining rod to find your partner. Or use your glowing worm to “lure” your significant other to start gobbling down on you. Just be warned that these condoms don’t taste the best. Instead, you might want to use them for an exceptionally aggressive hand job.
Another way to use these is to cut them up (snip the tip and cut once end to end), and you can use these novelty prophylactics as makeshift dental dams for labia licking or salad tossing.
Flavored condoms
Alright, there’s nothing inherently problematic about using flavored cock socks if you are using them for oral sex! But “regular” condoms can indeed be used for blowjobs, but that doesn’t mean that specialty flavored condoms should be used for fucking.
To give you some specific recommendations, Durex’s tropical fruit-flavored series is pretty awesome. Another brand is the One brand. However, depending on what festivals, nightclubs, and social events you go to, you might have a hard time finding these.
However, I’ve heard from some readers that these tasty dick covers are commonly passed out at Pride events and gay pubs.
Anything made out of lambskin
This is another type of condom that can be great to use, but only under specific circumstances.
Yes, these condoms are made out of actual animal parts, and no, you don’t have to worry about getting some freaky animal disease. The big problem with this is that you have to worry about getting human sexual diseases.
The reason being that lambskin condoms are naturally porous. I mean, they are made out of animal skin, after all.
The microscopic holes aren’t big enough to allow sperm through, so you don’t have to worry about pregnancy. That said, most bugs are bantam sufficient to pass through this less than ideal form of barrier protection.
On the other hand, if you’ve been screened and are exclusive with your fuck buddy, girlfriend, or what have you using, these can be somewhat kinky and a way to show trust. If anyone out there does or has used lambskin Jimmies, let me know what your experience is.
Durex pleasure pack
I don’t mean to shit all over Durex since they do make some quality products. Just keep reading, and you’ll see what I mean.
The variety pack is made for all kinds of private play, but not all of them are as safe or feel as good. I would recommend using these for some solo masturbation or getting used to the feeling of wearing a dick sheath.
Another way to use these dozen rubbers is by putting them on or otherwise using them with sex toys. This is an excellent way to add some kink to your playtime and enjoy some new sensations, too.
In a pinch, I’d put these on my penis
Not saying these are bad, but they don’t quite have all of the same features as the third group we’re going to look at. However, these dinger’s provide a balance of safety and heightened pleasure. Plus, you can buy these at a reasonable price in most territories, and can undoubtedly be found all over the internet.
Lifestyles in general
Overall, I’ve got nothing negative to say about this brand and what they sell, and they’ve got a decent selection of custom products. That said, I’ve found that most Lifestyles don’t add much to a sexual encounter and aren’t as thin and “unnoticeable” compared to brands.
A couple of definite positive about Lifestyles is where you can find them and at what price. As far as I know, they are all over the interwebs, common in convenience stores, and, depending on your county or local community’s system, in most healthcare facilities.
Furthermore, you can buy singles for cheap or even for free. You can also find some great deals online for bulk orders up to one hundred units per pack!
Durex Mutual Climax
Being both ribbed and dotted, these lovely dick gloves are sure to double the pleasure for you and the buddy you’re banging. Both men and women give these condoms top marks all around.
As a nice perk, these are also mint flavored, so you’ll give your fuck buddy additional incentive to go down on you. But it gets even better than that as this condom is treated with a performa lubricant, which may delay premature ejaculation.
With all of these features packed into a thin piece of latex, this condom is virtually guaranteed to give you both an orgasm.
If you doubt what I say – and when have I ever given you a reason to do so (?) – do a quick search on reviews for these condoms. I guarantee you; you’ll find customer feedback as glowing or even more so than mine.
Trojan Magnums
This is a good product from a great brand, but some guys should think twice before using them. As the name suggests, these are for those who are packing some extra meat; they are effective and robust yet thin.
However, if you’re on the smaller side, you may want to try something else. Still, most guys shouldn’t have any sort of issue using these.
One particularly nice thing about this style of condom is that I’ve found you can find them almost anywhere. Whether you’re in a health clinic, convenience store, or whatever, where I’ve traveled, you don’t have to hunt around too much to find these.
Trojan Ultra Ribbed
There are plenty of other ribbed condoms available, but it’s hard to beat one of the best brands out there. Not only is this a cock sock from a trusted branded, but the ultra ribbed kind provides an exceptionally intense sensation.
Be warned, though! These condoms might be a little too stimulating for you, and definitely your girl if she’s new at sex or particularly sensitive. If I were to put this condom on the same scale that bodybuilders use, fuckers at the early-intermediate level might want to start using these.
Skyn Selection Pack
This is a variety pack that is definitely worth looking into, especially if you are allergic to latex. These non-latex prophylactics are durable, safe, and so thin it’ll seem like there’s almost nothing there between you and your partner’s intimate areas.
A standard pack will include a couple of dozen condoms, including some studded, and others are extra lubricated. Prices vary depending on the retailer, but I’ve found you can order these online for the price of a week’s worth of coffee.
One thing to keep in mind, given the Skyn products’ material, is to be careful of what kind of lube you use. While you can use water- and silicone-based lubes, but do not use KY jelly or anything oil-based products.
In My Opinion, These Are the Best
And now, we come to the best balloons to cum in. Some of them may be harder to find in brick-and-mortar stores, aren’t usually available in bulk, and might be pricier. However, if you want to maximize your hump time, these are the rubbers that can’t be beaten.
Durex Extra Sensitive
If you think that I had a lot of positives to say about this brand’s Mutual Climax condoms, the Extra Sensitive variety is even better. When doing my research, I found even better reviews and more of them from horny fuckers on virtually every page that sells these condoms.
When I looked into their design, I quickly found out why this is the case. They are extremely strong but extra thin. They are manufactured with extra lubricant to make penetration more comfortable and provide additional pleasure for both parties. Plus, since Durex rigorously tests all of its products, you can pump with peace of mind, knowing that you are safe.
And finally, they are pretty cheap compared to other top tier condoms, and unlike others on this list, it’s easier to buy bulk packs, too.
Hex brand condoms
This is a new brand of rubbers, and from what I’ve read, they are worth looking into. Now before you look them up and almost have heart failure, you should know that, yes, they are pricey. Further, the only place most of you will be able to get them is through the Hex website and will have to put up with delivery times.
However, if you are willing to spend and wait, you are in for a wild ride when using these rubbers. Just when it comes to aesthetics, these condoms are completely unique. Unlike most other brands, these are so clear and not powdery they are almost transparent. So if you and/or your significant other like admiring your cock, that’s a nice feature.
Moving on, it’s easy to open, so easy to put on any moron could figure it out, and it fits almost every sized dick – even those the size of Mandingo. The base won’t feel like it’s cutting off the blood going to your dick and are super thin, so it feels like it’s almost non-existent.
Durex Pleasuremax Tingling
One thing to keep in mind when fucking with a raincoat is that you do not want to add to the sensation by putting lube into before putting it on. After all, you don’t exactly want it to slip off mid-fuck.
However, there are several condoms on the market that are designed to be lubricated on the inside and out, so you don’t have to worry about that. Durex’s Pleasuremax is one of these varieties and has a lube that provides an extraordinary tingling sensation for you and your partner.
To make things even more exciting, this model is designed for fucking, but the lube which is used is flavored and safe to eat, so you can use it for oral fun, too.
Skyn Extra Lubricated
Speaking of lubricated condoms, these are practically dripping in the stuff. But don’t worry, though; as someone who has personal experience with them, you won’t have to worry about things slipping. These condoms are made to fit where they are supposed to, and these are perfect for women who are a little dry down there.
Trojan Magnum Twisted
This is another generously lubricated condom that has received rave reviews across the web. As the name implies, it’s for those studs who really want to give it to their partner hard with an added twist thanks to the trademark design.
While you can use it for butt stuffing, give this feature, I think it’s ideal for PiV sex. But hey, do what you want and let me know how it goes.
ThePornDude’s final words
I should add that if you are looking for someone to use these fantastic products with but are alone, I’ve got a series of recommendations for you. I’ve done seventeen overviews on the best dating and hookup websites on the web on the main site.
The platforms I discuss range from being general networking services to specializing in connecting people with specific preferences. Whether you are into ebony girls, looking for a trans gal, someone into the fetish scene, or even a future bride, you’ll find the service for you.
If you are looking for ways to have even more fun by yourself but with condoms and other items, I’ve got even more material you should look at.
For one, check out my complete guide on how to make your own homemade sex toys blog. No matter what your budget is or what you have lying around the house, I’ve got a tit ton of ideas for DIY sensual projects to try out.
And if you have a little extra money lying around, I did another post about the male sex toys I recommend the most specifically for my fellow guys. In either case, I am confident that you have fun experimenting with my suggested items.
Lastly, if you are looking for lubes to pair with your rubbers, I’ve got a blog about that, which you can find on this page.
With all of this advice, have a fun time fucking – I’m sure you will.
