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After much lively debate, I think I have figured out the sexiest thing a woman can say. Before I drop this piece of necessary knowledge, take a couple of guesses as to what it could be. Perhaps "fuck me" or "stick it in my ass." "Can I suck your dick" is certainly up there.

The Magic Words

Those aren't it, though. The answer is simple: "Please, cum inside of me" Let's break that statement down for a second. The phrase starts with "please," which can't be overlooked. It might not be the meat and potatoes of the sentence, but it's the frosting on the cake. Not only does the bitch want you to cum inside of her, but the please adds desperation. It's like she won't live without your cum in her pussy.

The second word is cum. Obviously, this is the best word in the phrase. Anytime I'm asked to cum, I gladly deliver. Cumming is my favorite thing in the world, and the word should be required in every sentence.

However, "Inside" is the most important word. There are many places to cum. You can bust in a bitches mouth, on her face, on her tits, on her TV stand, on her fine china, and even on her cat. However, most men agree that deep inside the vagina is the best.

Being able to cum inside a bitch isn't a given like it was a hundred years ago. Many bitches will make you pull out. That's what makes the words "Pease, cum inside of me" so potent. It's the perfect surprise to hear after putting in some solid stroke work.

It's no wonder that cream pie porn is consistently one of the most popular subgenres in porn. No matter what other fetishes you may have, finishing inside a cunt's cunt is still the gold standard for nut-busting.

Whether you like teens, midgets, milf, scat, gimp suits, BDSM, or feet, everyone wants to sling ropes against a bitches cervix. I bet my readers are drooling down their faces right now.

All it takes is listening to descriptions of cumming inside a bitch to make a man horny. Especially if the man listening never gets to cum in a bitch. Your imaginations must be running wild.

Nothing Compares

I know that many of my readers have spent hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars on fleshlights, pussy sleeves, auto blowers, and male vibrators. But it doesn't matter how much money you spend, how fancy the pocket pussy is, or how many RPMs the thing is capable of. It will never feel as good as busting a nut between a bitches vaginal walls.

I'm sorry that you guys will never get to experience a cream pie. I feel a little extra shitty at this moment because I slung ropes into a bitches slit only five minutes ago, and it was fucking awesome. I highly recommend it. Five stars.

If You Can't Beat 'Em, Beat Your Dick

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Pump Up the Teens

Now that the details are out of the way, let's dive head first into some cream pie content, starting with "Young, Fun, and Full of Cum," starring Aria Kai, Alina Belle, Vivian Taylor, and Jessie Saint.

In the first scene, Aria has always been a daddy's girl. But now that she's all grown up, she wants to prove that she's a real woman. She figures that the best way to do that is to fuck the first guy she sees. I wish that I had happened to be that guy. Aria is sexy as fuck. That tight pussy would look perfect riding my shaft.

The second scene features Alina. She has been obsessing over a new guy lately. She wants to ride that cock like it's going out of style, so when he climbs through her window, he finds Alina is all ready for him. The only thing left for him to do is fuck the shit out of her until he spreads his cream all over her uterus.

The third scene stars Vivian, who was just broken up with by her stud baseball-playing boyfriend. Vivian is absolutely crushed and fears she will never find love again.

As her stepbrother consoles her broken heart, he comes up with a plan. If Vivian were pregnant, her exe would have to stay with her forever. There is only one problem. She's not pregnant. If only there were a way she could become pregnant without fucking her exe. I can't imagine what suggestion this stepbrother is about to make.

The fourth and final scene features the always sexy Jessie. Despite how incredibly attractive this slut is, she just found out that her man is cheating on her. She is enraged by this discovery but also wants to keep her relationship with him alive.

As she mulls over different plans, it becomes clear there is only one way to save her relationship. She has to fuck her boyfriend like no one has ever fucked him before. She must go beyond what he even thought possible. And then, once his balls reach maximum occupancy, let him soak her cervix in cum so she can trap this poor bastard with a kid.

Desperate Times, Desperate Measures

On the other end of the spectrum, we have "Neighbor Sex," produced by Hot Clits Video and starring Malka and Carl Hubay. While the stars of "Young, Fun, and Full of Cum" are sexy as fuck, the same can't be said for the stars of "Neighbor Sex."

These motherfuckers are objectively ugly. I don't know who is paying to watch this shit, but Godspeed to them. I'd rather fuck a cactus than put my cock in Melka.

The film starts with Carl taking a trip next door to meet his new neighbor. As the two get to know each other, Carl discovers that she is recently divorced and horny as fuck. Her husband hadn't fucked her in forever, and she had time to make up for.

Being the kind and friendly neighbor he is, Carls offers to pound her pussy right then and there. That is precisely what Melka was hoping to hear. Carl strips naked and hops in bed. The second he lands, Melka is all over his cock, jerking and sucking it.

Kicking Kittens and Punching Babies

To return the favor, Carl goes down and eats her pussy like a thanksgiving meal. Let me tell you. The shit I would do to avoid having to eat this bitches pussy knows no bounds. I'll gladly kick a kitten, punch a puppy, and drop-kick a human baby as long as my tongue doesn't have to taste that tangy hot dog water-flavored vulva.

But Carl seems to fucking love it. Something tells me that this guy hasn't been laid in many moons. Once he is done carpet munching, Carl moves in on her pussy. He slips into her cunt nice and easy, then proceeds to pound the shit out of it like the allies did Berlin.

To Carls's surprise, as he fucks her pussy, male cum starts to leak out. When confronted with the issue, Melka responds that she just got done hosting an orgy. Well, Carl doesn't mind. As a good neighbor, he has a job to do and plans to see it through.

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