Americans might hear the title and think Jacquie et Michel TV is some kind of wholesome, SFW morning show for old ladies, but my French friends already know better. The brand’s been a staple of the French porn scene for a quarter century now, and it seems like their reputation only grows more impressive with time. The site we’ll be looking at today gets a couple million visitors a month, which ain’t chump change. I have a feeling you’ll be adding to that total after today. I sure keep coming back for more!
JacquieEtMichelTV.net is a premium French porn platform with some major perks that set them apart from the average paysite. I don’t want to blow my load too early in this review, but I’ll go ahead and tell you the bang for your buck is fucking insane around here, offering a much bigger stash than I’d expected going in. As we’ll see in a minute here, it’s great stuff, too. Read on and I’ll tell you all about it, or you can just click the link to start exploring for yourself.
Amateur French Babes in Sexy Situations
I knew I was in for a treat the moment the tour page of JacquieEtMichelTV loaded up in my browser, with a few elements that caught my eye right from jump. The first was the range of material.
The babes here are getting into all kinds of freaky situations, like hotel room hookups, public sex in the forest, lesbian scissoring, finger-cuffed threesomes, and even some foursomes. The more, the merrier!
The brand focuses on a polished style of amateur smut that I typically refer to as reality porn, though they call it gonzo. It’s been one of the most popular formats for decades, but these scenes have more of legit DIY vibe than the fake “amateur” scenes coming out of the American studios. That’s not to say they’re sloppy and underproduced, but they maintain a perfect balance between raw, real encounters and strong production values.
Another thing that helps sell that high-end amateur vibe is the casting. American reality porn often shoots with famous chicks pretending it’s their first time on camera, but I don’t recognize a single woman here. Maybe that’s partly because I’m an American masturbator, but JacquieEtMichelTV.net shoots with real, gorgeous amateurs who ain’t shy about getting nasty on camera.
Unlike a lot of American paysites, the Play buttons on the preview vids actually work instead of sending you straight to the signup page. The cheapskates can fill up on free video trailers, and they’ve got a nice BOGO offer on scenes if you’re willing to spend a few bucks but don’t want to splurge on a full membership. Today’s buy one, get one offer features a cutie named Skyla having herself a good, old-fashioned gang bang, just like your mom back in the day.
A Healthy Library of French Pornography
Memberships to JacqueEtMichel.net are 30 euros a month, with kind of a disappointing discount on yearly plans. It’s a tiny bit more than American sites like my own PornDudeCasting, but the price gets more attractive when we start breaking down the perks. For one thing,
members get unlimited downloads, which are no longer a given on stateside paysites. I blame OnlyFans, who have grown big enough to set the trends, but I definitely appreciate Jacquie et Michel TV keeping it old school in this respect.
The industry standard for premium porn sites is one new release a week, but JacquieEtMichelTV goes above and beyond in a big way. They’re putting out fresh French content every day, even on weekends. I’m writing this review on a Tuesday morning, and they just added a new vid of a hot musician chick sucking dick, doing doggy and getting plastered with a facial.
I checked out the free two-minute trailer for the scene and knew immediately I wanted to see the rest. The platform offers both memberships and Video On Demand, so you can snatch the vid for 3 euro if the subscription is more than your allowance covers. Remember, they’ve got that BOGO deal on VOD, so that’s two whole-ass amateur French pornos for the price of an espresso.
As I type this up, there are around 1700 movies in the full JacquieEtMichelTV collection. Most of the scenes I peeked at clocked in between 30 minutes and an hour, so you can settle in for a nice, long fap if you’ve got time. For those of you whacking off on a time crunch, there’s a Video Duration slider to dial in your optional fap session length. Have a quickie or spend the whole day edging to gorgeous French amateurs. It’s up to you, my dudes.
I don’t always mention the bundle deals you get offered as a member on a lot of paysites, because they often just feel like spam on something you paid for. It’s a little different with the J&M brand, though. JacquieEtMichelTV.net members can score cheap access to Jacquie et Michel Elite, a multi-studio extravaganza of fapworthy depravity. I’ll be updating my review of that platform soon, so check it out if you’re curious.
Cranking It to Jacquie et Michel TV
I decided to begin my official fap test of JacquieEtMichelTV with yesterday’s release, starring a lovely 28-year-old Parisian named Miss Jane. The 37-minute flick opens with the babe meeting a dude on a bridge. There’s a casting-style Q&A session, though speaking as an idiot American, I wish it had subtitles in English. My French is a little rusty, but fortunately, I do speak the universal language of dirty sex.
We get into that about ten minutes into the film. Miss Jane gives an eager, hungry blowjob in a bathroom, moaning as she slurps. The framing is great, and I love the shots that include a reflection of the action in the mirror. As I said earlier, the brand does a fucking impeccable job balancing legit amateur vibes and more polished content. It feels raw and real, but without the shitty angles, shitty runtimes and poor video resolution you often expect with homemade porno.
After filling up on andouille, Miss Jane bends over the countertop and takes it from behind. Again, we get some great scenes with the mirror, offering multiple angles at once. The duo then moves to the bedroom, where the cocksucking commences once more. Miss Jane is a perfect amateur pornstar, both horny and beautiful, and her shaved pussy looks absolutely fucking delicious. No wonder the dude has such a fun time eating it.
The twat stuffing starts about twenty minutes into the movie, with Miss Jane’s titties jiggling as she gets hammered in missionary. They experiment with various positions, and I love the backwards cowgirl bit with Miss Jane looking right in the camera as she bounces on dude’s dingdong. I wouldn’t complain about those boots on my bedsheets if she was riding me like that either.
The scene ends with Miss Jane smiling and her stomach covered in sticky cum. It’s a hot enough scene that I took advantage of those included downloads to add it to my permanent offline stash, then I scrolled down the page a bit, looking for more of her scenes. Miss Jane’s currently only in this movie, but JacquieEtMichelTV did give me the unexpected opportunity to message her or the male talent directly. I’m genuinely curious if those DMs actually reach their recipients, because I imagine a lot of horny dudes just shouting into the ether like they do in comment sections around the web.
I did, however, find a shitload of scenes cast in a similar mold by tapping the Porn Casting tag. It’s always been a favored format of mine, in case you couldn’t tell from PornDudeCasting. I love the candid nature of these movies, and I’ll probably spend the rest of my day watching them. I’d like to do it with both hands free, which is why I’m going to wrap this up right here.
JacquieEtMichelTV.net is an easy recommendation to French perverts, seeing as it’s one of the biggest, most popular paysites from the country. I’d go way beyond that, though, because the appeal certainly ain’t limited to masturbators in L’hexagone. The stash is huge and updated daily, giving you a hell of a value on volume, and the films strike a perfect balance between amateur enthusiasm and professional production. They’re generous with the previews around here, so the freebies are a great place to start your journey.
