Peachurbate

Did you Peachurbate yet today? I actually just finished a long Peachurbation session, and boy, are my arms tired! As a professional smut reviewer and pornography scholar, I use a lot a lot of euphemisms for beating off, so I was immediately intrigued when the link for this next website slid into my DMs, and I wondered what the angle would be. How does Peachurbation differ from your typical public restroom fap session? Will there be actual fruit, or is the Peach in the title a reference to the emoji often used to represent an ass? I love butts, for sure, but I ain’t averse to weird food fetishes and other tomfoolery.

Peachurbate.com calls itself The Best Porn Archive, their front page promising “No ADS, No Bullshit, Just GOOD PORN for Ultimate Jerkoff.” Couple that with the logo of Princess Peach winking and caressing a peach, and I honestly thought it was going to be a hentai site. Turns out the video game imagery is just some clever branding aimed at pervs like you and me. Sorry, Mario, but the Princess is in another castle; Peachurbate is actually an archive of previously live webcam sex shows. That’s either good news or bad news depending on what you like cranking off to, and the thousands of visitors they get daily are a strong indicator they’re nailing the format.

Peachurbate Into an Old Gym Sock

Once I figured out the site’s actual gimmick, the name made a whole lot more sense. The Peachurbate logo even has a stylized version of that peach emoji I mentioned, only theirs is more clearly a woman’s shapely booty. It’s also a play on Chaturbate, swapping the Chat for a Peach, a reference to the kind of material we’re going to be shaking our dicks at today. It’s worth noting that their material isn’t solely drawn from Chaturbate. They’ve got X-rated recordings from a handful of livecam sites, including Chaturbate, Stripchat, Bongacams and Cam4. Since they’re a fairly new camsite recorder, I wouldn’t be surprised if they add more sources at some point down the line.

Once you get beyond the Adults Only warning page, Peachurbate looks a lot like your typical free tube. They’ve got a fairly simple layout, with most of the page dedicated to thumbnails from cam videos. I’ve seen webcam archives where the front-page spread was largely a bunch of bored girls waiting for something to happen, a product of auto-recording without any human intervention or moderation. One thing I like about Peachurbate immediately is that all the previews I saw on the front page were fucking filthy, and there’s a nice range of sex going on.

As any fan of camwhores knows, most cam shows are solo affairs. Hell, most cam shows are arguably clean solo affairs, since so often the free rooms don’t have anything going on. There are plenty of one-girl stripteases and dildo-humping extravaganzas, but I’m struck by just how many women I see going at it with a partner here. There are camgirls sucking live cock, riding on boners, or getting drilled from behind. There’s even a three-girl lesbian video on the front page.

What Are These Sluts Getting Up To?

The lesbians looked really fucking hot, so I had to click that thumbnail as soon as I saw it. The half-hour vid started playing without any apparent buffering as soon as I hit the Play button, opening with a cute topless brunette doing some light sit-down dancing on the bed with one of her girlfriends flashing ass behind her. Since it’s a cam show and not a traditional porno, there’s a fair amount of banter and mugging for the camera, but the third girl shows up a few minutes later.

Sometimes the Chaturbate recording sites do an absolute shit job tagging and categorizing the performances, which makes for hard-to-search libraries of low-grade content. Peachurbate.com doesn’t have the thousand-genre deep index of tags you find on some free tubes, but they do a good job categorizing the material with the relevant tags. As I watched the trio of cam sluts stick toys in themselves, I noticed the tags include Lesbian, Teasing, Fullnaked, Bimbo and Fun.

There’s a little dropdown menu with about a dozen popular tags available in the site’s header, but if you’re viewing on desktop, you’ll get a nice, big menu of tags along the left sidebar. They’ve got most of the major porn categories covered, delivering “live” webcam variations of Anal, MILFs, Asians and Cumshots. For those of you who like it kinkier, there are tags like Trans, Obese, and Fuck Machine. Come for the Satanic cam shows, stay for the BDSM, Feet and Milk performances.

Who Do You Want to See Naked?

The Peachurbate.com collection is so devoid of boring filler content that I was curious about their recording and posting criteria. I made my way to the Add Performers page, where I found a list of performer usernames they’re monitoring and the sites they cam on. It’s a surprisingly trim list right now with just 15 camwhores, which may help explain the high level of quality if they’re only monitoring the women doing the sexiest shows.

If there’s a certain camwhore you’ve been beating off to lately and you’d like to see her on Peachurbate, you can add performers to the monitoring list to be recorded. The catch is that it ain’t free. Free visitors can watch and fap to the webcam recordings here, but they also offer a few tiers of paid memberships with increasing perks. For $29 a month, a dollar less than most paysites, you can add 4 performers to the roll call. For $49, you can add seven.

There’s a little disclaimer in tiny letters at the bottom of the signup page: “You can add performers to our auto-recording system. However, we reserve the right to drop certain videos if the performer stays static, if the scene is empty, or if we simply judge that the video is totally useless.” I’ve got to say, I really appreciate the level of quality control going on here. A lot of sites would be happy to boost their content numbers even if it means low-grade material, but the policy here explains why everything out front is worth breaking out the lube for.

The expensive Master tier also includes downloads. As much as I like the format, fifty bones is a pretty penny to pay for the right to save some naked ladies to your hard drive. I can see this feature being worthwhile to cam fans with a serious crush on a babe or two or three. If you’re already throwing a shitload of cash into the hat on Stripchat, what’s another Ulysses S. Grant?

Sticking to the Good Stuff

Digging down to the very bottom of the Peachurbate.com archive, I see they’ve been recording Chaturbate vidoes since 1969, the same year Apollo 11 landed on the moon and Woodstock happened. There’s obviously some kind of glitch in their dating system, but the archive is still deep as hell. As of this writing, they’ve got nearly 1500 videos of prerecorded webcam sex shows. You’re really fucking horny, right? I hope you brought lube.

That number’s growing fast, too, with a handful of new videos added to the pile every day. They added three yesterday and eight the day before, and the averages seem to hover in that space. I’m sure they could add more content, but they’re maintaining a very high level of quality control for a site like this. I also expect the pace to pick up as more subscribers add their favorite camgirls to the roster.

Peachurbate.com is nothing special when it comes to the layout and presentation, which feels pretty similar to other tubes, including ones in the webcam archive genre. What really separates these guys from the competition, though, is that they only post the good stuff. Cam performances as a whole are really hit or miss, even among the top camwhores, but Peachurbate ain’t posting any of the misses. If you’re into cam shows, these guys offer an easy way to skip to the best ones without wasting a whole day flipping through videos of bored girls with their clothes on.