CloudBate

I just had a Cloudbate session that left my forearm a little bit sore, but man, my pipes are sure clean as hell. In case you’re confused what I’m talking about, no, I wasn’t jerking off in an airplane lavatory at 30,000 feet, nor was I beating my meat in a vape lounge full of fruity mist. The cloud part of the title is a more modern reference, which ain’t to say I was streaming my fap session into the digital ether. You know who was streaming, though?

I’m sure some of you put it together at soon as you saw the name, but Cloudbate.com is an archive of Chaturbate recordings samples. These guys have been building their library of webcam sex history since 2021, amassing a nice following along the way. They get well over a million visits a month, making them one of the more popular entries into the genre. Is the high traffic a result of high quality, or did they just strike gold with the branding? That’s what I intended to find out as I lubed up my favorite silicone cooter.

A Free Tube for Cam Fans

Cloudbate could be classified as a free tube, though the focus is obviously a little different than the usual anything-goes approach you find on your random Pornhub knockoff. Everything will be familiar as hell to anybody who’s ever beaten off to the internet, though there are a couple little quirks you might notice along the way. The front page covered in words is sure an odd look for a tube, demanding an extra click to get to the wall of thumbnails you expect pretty much anywhere else.

But what a wall it is! You could make the argument that Cloudbate is selling themselves a little bit short by focusing solely on Chaturbate, while similar platforms archive sample shows from other webcam sites. On the other hand, Chaturbate is an insanely popular joint, so it tends to feature more sex and fewer bored women than the smaller cam sites.

That’s reflected all over those thumbnails. Most of the shows are clearly X-rated, and there’s a ton of sexy activity going down. The chicks still in their clothes are greatly outnumbered by women spreading their pussy lips, banging themselves with dildos and fuck machines, sucking their boyfriends’ cocks, fingering their girlfriends, giving footjobs, sucking toes and even getting down in a couple threesomes right on the first page of recent vids samples.

Cloudbate.com takes model requests, and I’d bet that’s why the selection here has a lot more winners than losers. They’re not just grabbing samples of every public show on Chaturbate, but the ones hosted by models people are actively looking for. If you can’t find your favorite camgirl with the search function, you can click the recording request button.

They’re recording webcam peep shows samples from over 2000 active performers, most of whom already have a nice handful of videos samples to choose from. I’m not sure exactly how they decide which models are “active”, but they’ve also got a longer, text-based A-Z Performers Index. It’s long and unwieldy, so you’re better off using the search bar, but it is an impressive sight to behold. Look at all those camwhores!

Growing Faster Than Your Mom’s Chin Hair

Since you’re reading a review of a Chaturbate archive, I have to assume you’re at least a little bit familiar with the webcam giant itself. They get about a half billion visits a month and there are hundreds of live shows to choose from at any moment. Recording everything that gets broadcast through the platform might be too big a task for anybody, but Cloudbate.com is archiving samples even more than I’d expected going in.

No shit, they’re adding fresh recordings samples to the pile every few minutes. That’s kind of a conservative way to put it, really, because most of the time, there’s new sample stuff every few seconds. The bandwidth requirements have got to be insane, which may be why they use that funny video player; I think all the videos samples are stored offsite somewhere. Whatever the case, they certainly ain’t slacking when it comes to stocking the shelves.

As I mentioned earlier, these guys have been at it since 2021. If you actually dig to the very bottom of the pile, they’ve got videos samples that were supposedly uploaded on the first day of 1970. That’s either a hiccup in the space time continuum or some kind of glitch, but in any case, they’ve had a lot of time to build the stash. As of this writing, there are around 34,000 webcam recordings samples in the collection.

On the last webcam archive I reviewed, videos samples maxed out at an hour long. I understand why they do that, because internet hosting bills can get pretty fucking expensive, but it’s a bummer for users. If you’re a fan of the genre, you know live cam shows often climax toward the end. Cloudbate doesn’t cut shows off prematurely, so you can enjoy the whole shebang. There are vids samples added within the last few minutes that run 3, 4, 5 hours or more! Who’s up for a marathon fap session?

Cloudbating to Cloudbate

If I have just one overall complaint about the setup of Cloudbate.com, it’s just that they’re not using any kind of tagging. This is unfortunately common in the webcam recording niche, and it really makes things difficult for end users looking for something in particular. You can search for your favorite models if you know their names, but unless you know some camgirls putting out the kind of content you want, you can’t search for kinks, outfits, sex acts or anything else.

Hopefully at some point, Cloudbate will start grabbing some tags from Chaturbate while they’re recording samples of the shows. A little bit of tagging would go a long way in making the whole archive easier to search and browse for whatever it is that gets you all hard and drippy.

In the meantime, you’ll just have to search by model or flip through the stack of thumbnails. There’s new sample stuff every time I refresh the main page, causing something of a dilemma for a professional masturbator like myself. Where do I even begin with a stack of porno like this?

Well, the very most recent video sample is a 72-minute skittle diddling extravaganza starring a thick-bodied MILF named Jules. I clicked the Play button and she appeared on the screen, already fully naked with her big ass aimed at the screen. She’s got a pink Lovense vibrator hanging from her shaved cooter, and she was already moaning as soon as I tuned in. The resolution is crisp and fucking gorgeous, even when I stretch it out across my whole laptop screen.

There’s no download button, which is a bit of a bummer, but there’s no spam, either. I’m using an adblocker and suggest you do the same, but it’s a technological cat and mouse game that I don’t always win on the spammier sites. I flicked through the video sample as I flicked my dingdong and Jules flicked her bean. She’s a sexy gal, and she’s got a dozen videos samples on Cloudbate. I think I know what I’m going to do with the rest of my day, at least if I don’t run out of lube before I fill up this sock with cum.

Cloudbate.com is recording so many full Chaturbate shows samples from so many of their top camgirls that it’s an easy recommendation for fans of the webcam platform. There’s just a really good chance your favorite girls are already here, and if not, it’s easy and free to put in a request. They’ve got the same drawbacks as most the competition, namely the lack of tagging and one-click downloads, but that’s par for the course. The whole thing is free, expansive, and comes without all the spam of some of the other joints, so what have you got to lose? I’d start with that search bar and a few of your favorite names.