Mythic Manor

How many of you are in your 20s? You know, a virgin living with your parents and wishing there was a way out? I’m sure there are plenty of you raising your hand right now. If only you could find a way to move out of mom and dad’s basement, get a job like a real man, and discover the art of enticing women to ride on the Tiny Knob Express.

Mythic Manor put you in the role of a dude that’s in exactly that kind of predicament. But instead of him sitting alone in his room and jerking off to porn videos for the rest of his life, he is thrusted into a manor where he lives among gorgeous women that are anything but female. They are actually mystics: mythical creatures in human form that walk among us. Kind of like aliens walking among us but think more along the lines of minotaurs instead of ET’s low-hanging dick.

What they are doing here is unknown. But all will be revealed as you experience the world of Mythic Manor. If you are looking for a visual novel with eye candy that forces you to actually get to know the bitches before you fuck them, it’s worth checking out.

Mythics walk among us

As soon as Mythic Manor begins, you learn that mythical creatures have lived among humans. They haven’t been hanging out for a few years or even a few thousand. It’s something that has been happening for the entirety of human existence; we’re just so fucking stupid that we somehow missed it.

They also blend in with the rest of us human beings. When you see the members of the manor for the first time, you will wonder where the hell the mythical creatures are. Where are the fairies with big tits, witches with tight pussies, or again, those minotaurs that know how to fuck like champs? They look just like us, though it’s never explained why this is the case.

Do they use magic to blend in with human beings? Has that always been the case? Who the hell knows. What I do know is that these creatures are mythics that have been around for eons, so they know a thing or two about getting down, dirty, and fucking. Plus, they all live together, so you have access to all of them!

You are invited to live at the manor at the behest of a family friend named Esther. How she became a family friend in the first place is unknown, but you will probably get an idea of why she was so ‘appealing’ to a member of your family in the first place. What I’m getting at is she probably gave the protagonist’s father a blowjob, and with all that experience, the mom probably wanted a piece of her mouth too.

Passable visuals

I will put this bluntly: Mystic Manor is not going to ‘wow’ you in any way. There is nothing noteworthy about the look of the game except to say that it looks passable. But if you have ever played a Ren’Py game in the past – especially an XXX visual novel – you already know what the game is going to look like. It looks exactly like that, without any improvement on the visuals or the character models.

To that end, if you already know what you are going to be getting, you won’t be disappointed by the game's visuals. They look on par with other games using this nearly 20-year old engine. Even still, the detail and overall look of the models in the game will still turn you on.

No, the visuals do not look so amazing that they will cause you to suspend disbelief and feel like you are looking at a living, breathing mythical babe. But when the game zooms in on their asses and huge tits, you’re going to enjoy what you see. It works; you’re just going to wish that the visuals looked better than they do.

You’re still going to pop a boner, though. Between the porn you can watch on your in-game PC to getting to know the lovely ladies of Mythic Manor, developers Jikej & Phreeoni have created a world where you feel like you could get your rocks off a million different ways. Between the hot mythical that spills tea on her pussy to the sexy bitch that works in the library and every beautiful woman in between, you are going to wish that you lived at this manor and the world surrounding it.

Once you get tired of exploring the manor (you will quite quickly early on), you can then look around at the different areas around New Lark City. And there is plenty to explore, experience, and sights to see. This is where you will find a ton of side quests and all types of different things to do in the game. Go from one area to another, and see what kind of mischief you can get into!

Lots of areas to explore

If you have played other Ren’Py visual novels in the past, you may be surprised by how populated the game actually is. Take it from ThePornDude: I have played fuck loads of adult visual novel games in the past. The world in the majority of them does not actually feel like a living, breathing world. There are only a few areas in most of these games.