F95Zone.com is something of an enigma in the world of online pornography. The first-time viewer will probably have no fucking idea what this forum is all about. It’s about sex, but that’s the only thing that’s clear. A Google search for mentions of the site brings up a couple hundred thousand results, but none of them bring you much closer to understanding. What the fuck is F95 Zone?
Despite its steep learning curve, F95Zone is pulling around 26 million views a month. Clearly somebody, or a lot of somebodies, understand what’s going on with this wellspring of perversion. Today I’ll pull back the curtain and expose F95Zone in all its glory.
F95Zone is non-profit. They get a little bit of ad revenue, but the site mostly sustains on user donations. Consider that for a second. When was the last time you visited a porn site so good people straight-up donated to keep it running?
Even though it’s free, you’re still going to have to sign up and login to see all the content. You can browse most of the site without signing in, but a lot of content in the actual posts will be blocked. Links, for example, are hidden to non-members.
Registration is simple and instant, though you will have to offer up an email address. I haven’t been a member very long, but I haven’t received any spam as a direct result of giving F95Zone my email.
If There’s Grass On the Field
F95Zone’s front page looks like the front page of pretty much every other forum on the ‘net. There are Site News and Announcements at the top, then all the boards, broken down by broad category.
I checked out the General Rules of the site to see if it would shed some light on what kind of site this is. The rules are mostly your standard set of online bulletin board commandments. Be nice to each other. No trolling. Don’t spam up the joint.
What caught my eye was the one and only rule about the content. Check this out:
“If a game contains sexual contact with character(s) who show no sign of puberty (ie prepubescent) then the game should not be shared. 2D and 'unrealistic' depictions are generally looked upon more favorably. As this involves some discretion, if you are unsure ask a Staff Member.”
My dirty uncle actually shared a similar rule he had, shortly before he was sentenced to federal prison: If there’s grass on the field, play ball.
Apparently, F95Zone is one of those sites where almost anything goes. You never see that on the big porn sites. Now I’m thinking F95Zone has the kind of kinky shit you’d find on hentai sites. You know, incest and rape and big-dick monster sex.
I’m suddenly more intrigued. Let’s continue with our tour.
Oh! It’s All About Games!
The Main section has Games, Game Requests, and Mods. The Games board is the most active one on the whole forum, with over a million posts. Whatever else F95Zone is all about, it’s about sex games first.
Next is Comics and Animations. These sub-boards get a few posts a day, which is nothing compared to the Games section.
F95Zone is for both the fans and creators of the games, so there’s a rich section of Development sub-boards. These won’t be much use for masturbating to, but perverts with geek skills can join the party.
The page rounds out with General Discussions and Site Feedback, just like you’ll find on any other forum. You know how it goes.
A handful of images scroll across the top of the screen. It’s mostly CG sluts, kissing each other or showing off their ripe tits. There’s one anime babe grabbing some dude and throwing her ass toward the viewer, and some thick bitches in lingerie.
I thought at first these were just ads my pop-up filter missed. It suddenly occurred to me that these are some of the games F95Zone is all about, showcased at the top of the forum.
Let’s Commit Virtual Incest
The image for a game called “The Visit” looked vaguely incestuous. I clicked through to the page. Looks like I was right. It’s a story about a dude who goes away to college, but everything is different when he gets back.
Apparently, the young man in the game “gets himself into many different sexual situations.” Well, there ain’t too many people besides family to have sexual situations with at home.
The game has downloads available for PC, Mac, and Android, but no web version. Even though the users in the forum seem to rave about it, I’m a little wary of downloading random files. I clicked the developer’s name to find out more.
The Visit is created by a dude named Stiglet, who runs a Patreon. Fans give him about a grand a month. He’d be shooting himself in the dick to try to slip them viruses, so I gave the PC version a try.
(Obviously, I still scanned the file when I opened it. If you don’t understand basic computer security, you probably shouldn’t download anything you find on any online forum.)
Since the creator uses Patreon, and Patreon bans any content with incest, you’ll need to download a patch to play the game. There’s a link on the same page. Installation is easy.
As soon as I started the game, I got this message: “This Visual novel is designed for adults only and includes images that are sexual in nature.” Now I know why the download was 600MB.
A Sexy Visit
The Visit has very simple gameplay. You’re mostly just clicking through pages of dialogue and narration, which are accompanied by CG images illustrating the action. Sometimes the pics are animated. You get a small choice in what happens every once in a while.
The main character, who I named Buttfucker when they asked, comes home to find his big-titted aunt is going to be a house guest. She does looks pretty fucking hot for a CG bitch.
I clicked fast, trying to get to the action. I had to choose between taking her luggage or cooking her lunch. I cooked her lunch. When we ate it, I could either sit silently or tell her she looked good.
I told her she looked good, hoping to get some auntie poon. Instead, she just changed into a bikini and lounged by the pool while I did dishes.
The first actual sex act of the game disappointed the shit out of me. Buttfucker went to the bathroom and stroked his own giant cock while thinking about his aunt.
I know Buttfucker’s a stand-in for me, but watching the digital stud jacking off doesn’t do a damn thing for me. Did I really need to watch him cum on the floor? Put it on your aunt’s face or something, at least!
Honestly, the game does sexual tension really fucking well. Soon Buttfucker’s hot mom gets thrown into the mix, making for an awkward dinner. Auntie Boobs can’t seem to put her cleaves away, showers with the door open, and insists on a sexy workout when Buttfucker’s trying to lift weights.
I don’t know how far you have to play to get to the actual sex parts. I do know that I kept clicking longer than I expected to, hoping for the payoff. That tension will get you!
This is your spoiler alert for the next sentence. I know from the comments that Buttfucker hooks up with aunt, and everyone fucking loved it. I’m considering giving it some more clicks to see if he smashes mom, too.
Holy Shit, There Are More of These?
I went back to the Games forum with a better understanding of what I was looking at. Now it was more impressive.
There are thousands of posts here, and it looks like most of them are games. There’s a variety. Some are visual novels like the one I just played, some are RPG-style, others work on the Unreal Engine. Some are web-based, but most require a download of some kind.
Once you understand that F95Zone is a sex game site, the whole thing makes a lot more sense. A simple label somewhere would clear things up a lot. I could also see the site working well as a searchable archive with a separate forum elsewhere.
The biggest downside to the site is that you have to download files. This can potentially be dangerous, so take precautions and be careful who you trust. If you’re willing to risk it, free is a great price for access to this stash.