CamVideos.me

I have to say, I haven’t seen this exact marketing format before, even though I’ve reviewed a fuck-ton of smut sites over the years. It’s a bit of a weird design; I’m not going to lie. It’s like they took the best parts out of several different types of sites like porn tubes, forums and imageboards and smashed them together to create whatever the fuck I’m looking at here. At first glance, you might think that CamVideos is a standard porn tube centered around cam whores. Well, you’d be half right. This is indeed a place to get your hands on some hot ass, young ass, horny ass cam whores. But, it’s absolutely not a tube. In fact, you can’t stream anything on this site. They don’t even have a single video on the entire domain.

Instead, they have large screenshot albums that are shoved into one picture, so that you have an idea as to what’s inside the full video. You know, screencaps. Then, if you want to see the damn thing, you get rerouted to UpStore, which is a file-sharing site. It’s pretty damn standard. For some reason, there’s a link hop in between, which leads me to believe there’s some sort of affiliate marketing going on here, before the latter affiliate marketing with UpStore. It’s all very confusing. But, once you actually arrive at UpStore, you do indeed get a download link to the video you just clicked on. So, this is a marketing website for cam whore videos that were probably recorded straight from their streams and then they were put here for your enjoyment. These are some fine ass camwhores and I had no problem jacking off to their smut. I like what I see and I wholeheartedly recommend that you check out CamVideos.

The Design

I don’t have too much to say about the design of CamVideos, since they kept it simple and straightforward. The first thing that really sticks out is the fact that there are no ads on the entire goddamn site. This is what I like to see. When your site is already running an affiliate networking offer that customers have to go through, there’s no need to also flash ads in their face. That shit would just piss them off to no end and encourage them to fuck off and look for a porn tube. You want to avoid that at all costs. Bounce rates are key. The longer you encourage people to stay on your site, the better. You, the fapper, should ideally look for websites that aren’t trying to kill your boner.

That’s exactly what you get with CamVideos. The whole site is a very dark red, with lighter red frames for the videos. That’s about it. You scroll down and see a bunch of video screenshots – dozens of them. Then, at the bottom, you reach a page breakdown with a list of all the available pages with further results. They say that they have over 300 thousand pages and I checked; they’re not lying. They do indeed have hundreds of thousands of cam videos from, cam whores across different sites, it seems.

You also get a neat little search bar on the top right of the screen that lets you look up specific camwhores by name. This is great if you’ve got a favorite that you’d like to see more of. Also, if you open up a specific video’s screenshot, you get a button that leads you to everything else that that cam whore has recorded in the past. So, you can very much browse by your favorite bitches and download all of their smut. This is a great way to find the virtual love of your life. Just don’t forget – she’s not real. She doesn’t know you’re jacking off to her.

All Kinds of Babes and Dudes

This is an equal opportunity smut site, since there’s no gay, straight and trans section. Everyone’s sort of lumped together in one list. Unfortunately, this means that if you’re a straight dude just randomly browsing through these pages, you will see the occasional cock. Female cam whores outnumber dudes 100 to 1, but that’s still not a ratio I’m comfortable with. Ideally, I’d like to see zero cocks. I do not like seeing cocks in my porn videos, unless they’re attached to t-girls. Then it’s not gay, because it’s a feminine penis and quote me on that if you’d like. T-girls can get this dick if they want. I’m an equal opportunity chick fucker.

Unfortunately, there are also many ugly and fat chicks on this site and they bother me a bit more than the cocks, if I’m being honest. I mean, I would rather have a fat chick than a dude, but I’d still assume that there’s someone behind the scenes, who could prune the land whales off of this list—no such luck. If I had to guess, I’d say that these videos were ripped and transferred to CamVideos automatically. This would make sense considering there are hundreds of thousands of them, right?

So, you get all kinds of videos of cam whores, completely unfiltered, with no categorization or actual ordering. Hell, you can’t even rate the damn things. All you really get is a long list of videos and that’s about it. Once you find a babe you like, you can check out her other shit, but if you go in blind, you never know what you’re going to find. Here’s a pro tip, in case you’re jumping in completely blind and you get bored of the first few results pages.

Enter a random number between one and 300,000 in the URL right at the end, where the pages are. You’ll jump randomly into the past and see a bunch of videos you’ve never seen before. Who knows where you’ll end up. You might find your next favorite cam whore. Plus, there are over a hundred videos per cam whore on this site, on average. Yes, there’s the odd cam whore here and there who only has like a couple of videos, but those are rare. Those are the bitches that joined Chaturbate and left in a day when they figured out they’d probably lose their day job if their boss saw their vaginas on the internet. Oh well.

Using UpStore

Hands down, this is the worst part of being on CamVideos. This is a great site that hosts a ridiculously large amount of high-quality smut. The videos are offered in the highest possible resolution. It’s as if you’re getting them straight from the source. What could possibly go wrong? Well, a lot could go wrong, apparently. CamVideos are using UpStore as their exclusive download provider for all of their videos. These are individual files that were all uploaded there for the world to see, except, UpStore is a commercial product. And, it’s nothing like Mega or Google Drive.

UpStore is one of those third-rate file-hosting sites that forces you to pay a premium if you want to download a video and jack off to it on the same day. Oh, sure, it says that the free download will only take an hour for a 500MB cam whore video, but I tried it. My ETA was around 24 hours. That’s way too long to wait for a fucking 500MB video. I need to jack off now, not send my loads into the future. I do not have a time machine. Granted, you could just pay for a fucking UpStore membership, but it feels kind of counter-intuitive.

I mean, you’re on CamVideos for their videos. UpStore is a completely different site. You shouldn’t have to pay for one website in order to use another. It doesn’t feel comfortable. Maybe if I used UpStore for other purposes, I might consider it. Hell, I’ve paid for Mega in the past, because there are all kinds of uses for it. But, UpStore does not inspire confidence.

So, my bottom line is this. The videos on CamVideos are truly amazing. You literally get more than a million free cam whore videos that are just on there for your enjoyment. If you are looking for a particular cam whore’s videos and you can’t find them anywhere else, chances are, you’ll locate them here. Except, you’ll wait forever and a day to actually finish the damn download. On the one hand, you should be grateful that you even got the chance to see the video. On the other hand, fuck that noise. You need to fap quickly and efficiently. So, make up your own mind. Is CamVideos worth the hassle?