ExtraMile

Reddit ExtraMile, aka r/ExtraMile! You guys know how I usually like to mess with you all a bit, and it's all in good fun. That's how it goes every time. I say some funny shit, and then I take a jab at the fact that most of you are virgins or something like that. And you all laugh and then come back for more of this shit the next day. But, now, I saw some shit that genuinely made me laugh. It's the topic for today's review, and it's called the Extra Mile. It's a section on Reddit, and it's about actresses.

At first, I thought that I'd be about naked women running or some other unique shit. But, it's just actresses, regular, mainstream, well-known women, sucking a dick here and there. And I am sitting here and wondering why do all of you even need that shit. You got the internet full of porn, with all sorts of women. I can find three Lady Ga Ga doppelgangers right now! Anyways, it's funny as hell to me. So, let's start today's review!

The homepage

Another day on Reddit, another disappointment in humanity. That's how it goes when you usually login for the first time today. You see the most negative stuff in the universe, where people continuously argue online for no reason other than to feel something inside finally. But fuck yeah, it's lovely! Especially when you try to find some obscure shit on Reddit.com. You can find sections dedicated to music, movies, knitting, boxing, and all other shit that you want to see. But, when you enter the porn sections like the Extra Mile, that's when shit becomes even better.

You have virgins eager to see some pussy, or experienced dudes looking to pop a wank before sleeping alone again like always. It's funny as hell, but yeah, Extra Mile pretty much doesn't differ from any other homepage here. You have the joining button, then some possible lists with rules, moderators, flairs, and all that other complicated shit that ruined the internet after 2013. Jesus, the internet became boring as shit when people started to take it so seriously.

Navigation

The navigation is also the same on Extra Mile, like for all other Reddit.com pages. When you first enter Reddit, you're on the general feed. There, you'll see only the most popular shit. As you can imagine, it's all super retarded because of how tense people are. And once again, how seriously they take insignificant shit. So, you don't want to hang on there. If you're going to find a particular subsection, like Extra Mile, you'll probably have to use the search option. So, use it to explore and to have fun finding different abnormal shit on this website. That's what it's here for in the end. Generally, when you leave the main feed, that's where you have those sections, and they're pretty easy to use. A well-trained fucking monkey with a stick could probably do it if you leave him to it for like half an hour. So, how you do this shit?

You pretty much have the name of the Reddit page at the top. And, next to it, you have this little join button. If this is a porn section, once you press this button, you're in a load of trouble. That's because all shit you subscribe to pretty much appears in your special feed. So, it's only a matter of time before your poor mother or disappointed wife finds out what you're doing when you say you'll drop a deuce. After the joining button, you have those annoying lists. Luckily, on Extra Mile, you only have some basic rules and a few mods. There's only one flair, and that one I can take. I still think it's an utterly dumb idea, but it is what it is.

And, in the end, you can simply scroll down to consume the content, see the images, or do whatever you 24/7 online freaks do in your spare time. You can enjoy Reddit.com however you want to, and that's it. And, even though Reddit is a real shit show, in the end, it does have some unique qualities, and tons of new users enjoy it every day. Jesus, I've been doing these for so long that I sound like a commercial by now.

The perks

The perks of Extra Mile are only general perks of Reddit.com, that all other Reddit pages here. First of all, you don't have to pay for anything here. You can keep that scrap change that you'd waste on temporary porn memberships every month. When you have enough, you can buy your wife a small necklace to remind her that, even though you use Reddit, you still have a soul. And that's it. Besides that, this godforsaken place doesn't have any pop-ups, individual sponsors, promotions, or any other shit. The only two things that involve buying and selling on this site are dumb little virtual awards no one gives a shit about, or selling nudes to perverts. Those are the only things on Reddit.com where you have to pull money out of your shallow pockets.

The content

I have to admit that I am fucking surprised, that's for sure. Generally, when you get celebrity porn, you get a nip-slip here and there, maybe a bare ass sometimes, or like occasional making out among soulless Hollywood actors. But here, some of these psychos went nuts, just to get that one scene right. So, even though they're average, they are willing to do wild shit on camera for art instead of pure porn. Well, I guess that fixes the problem of bad acting in porn scenarios, at least. Anyways, the whole thing/concept seems cool enough for me to give it a chance, so I'll tell you that Extra Mile is an okay little corner on Reddit that will keep the users sane and well.

So, you can see a couple of things when you take it up a few levels. For example, some actresses are surprisingly good at sucking, so they should probably switch careers. Other than that, you'll see some fantastic sex scenes where banging is real, and it's just creamed with some good acting on top of it. Plus, with all those fancy shots and positions, the movies are also a bit artistic and all that shit. So, if some of you sissies are into that shit, then you should probably watch it. But, these are all jokes, once again, it's all in good fun. Overall, I think that the content is a bit unique, and fire as hell, so you should all check it out as soon as possible.

And in the end, if you're that desperate for socialization, you can also comment on these images and discuss them with other users. Usually, the comments are full of dudes thirsting over average women, throwing their money at them, or some similar virgin shit. But, in these wild comments, you'll sometimes find two dudes talking about some random shit. I think the comments on Reddit are what you should avoid, but still. You also get these little things called up-vote and down-vote, and they're the same thing as like and dislike options on Facebook. The only thing is that they're less catch and that's it.

Registration and conclusion

Registering to Reddit.com is so simple that a baby could do it for like some baby treats or whatever you give to babies except formula and like squished fruit, I guess. All you need is to create a unique username, something that no one in the world ever came up with online. Like, for example, Jack1234567890 or something similar. Unique and beautiful-sounding! Other than that, you'll need to put in your email, and then your password as well. And you're a certified Reddit member of Extra Mile, ready to simp over actresses in movies. So, what's my conclusion about this place? I think it's cool.

I enjoy what's going on here, and some scenes do look like next-level shit, despite the poor quality. So, if you need something new and a bit original, then check this section out. You'll love what's going on, and you'll see that the page is full of cool stuff. So, that's it for now, and as that iconic Looney Tunes pig would say - that's all folks!