Embedy

Embedy is one of those sites that doesn’t initially look like something you’d jack off to. The thing is, I’m The Porn Dude, and I try to shake my dick at every website I find. It’s pretty much how I separate the worthwhile sites I list here from the unfappable garbage your grandma likes to load up when somebody hands her an iPad. Just based on the fact that you’re reading this review here, you can probably already guess what I found.

Embedy.cc has been around since 2016. The landing page is nothing fancy, looking like the front page of any random search engine. There’s a rambly blurb beneath the search box, going on about how the site was designed to give you instant access to free movies all around the Internet. You’ve been on the Internet, dude, so you already know what kind of shit’s out there. Spoiler alert: it’s a whole lot of pornography. No wonder they’re getting over 15,000 visitors a day.

A Movie Search Engine with Plenty of Porn

I said Embedy looks like any random search engine, but that ain’t exactly true. It looks like a glossed-up search engine, tarted up for a night on the town flashing its cooter. Well, maybe not that sexy initially, but the animated cityscape background with the floating clouds is a couple steps up from Google’s naked white layout.

The logo is basic and as G-rated as they come. It could be an alternate YouTube logo, with a finger icon pressing a Play button in the middle of a film frame. “Free videos, TV shows and movies in high quality,” reads the catchy motto.

That long blurb on Embedy.cc’s front page talks about their advantages. They’ve got instant free film delivery without visiting other pages, and filters to find content by quality, duration, and upload date. It’s the standard free tube hype, except they don’t mention porno anywhere!

You know me, though. As soon as I landed, I typed “porn” into the box. There’s a little dropdown that lets me select movies or YouTube. I’ve been banned from the video-sharing giant enough times to know their stance on adult content, so I went with the other option.

There was a quick message flashing on the screen that said, “No Videos Found”. That’s clearly some quirk of their design, because the actual results came up half a second later. Holy fucking shit, gentlemen. As of this writing, Embedy has over 800,000 free movies filed under Porn.

I actually had a smaller number typed out. I’m not sure exactly how Embedy movies are indexed or how the search engine is plucking them, but my first search for porn turned up a little over half a million videos. I refreshed the page once and got hundreds of thousands more. Quirks or not, either way, that’s a fucking ton of free smut!

Tons of Smut of All Kinds

Embedy.cc is designed to work like a general video tube, not a porn tube. Besides cosplay blowjobs, amateur threesomes and hardcore orgies, you can also find full-length movies, cartoons, and TV shows for the youngsters. That’s probably why the search results for “porn” are initially sorted by relevance instead of upload date like other porn sites.

I like to check out the fresh material, and I like to see how fast a site’s porn collection is growing, so I rearranged the stash by Date. I’ve got some great news for you: Embedy is updated with new fuck flicks every few minutes.

Keep in mind; I’ve only been running my search for “porn” so far. “Anal” pulls up an 890k-deep collection of buttfucking movies, with more butt stuff streaming in every few minutes. Likewise, you can find constantly updated stashes of blowjobs, lesbians, and orgies. Weaboos are in luck with 60k hentai films.

Even kinksters and fetishists are catered to with thousands of movies for any deviate sex act I typed in the box. Beat off to taboo, BDSM, bukkake or ballbusting, or get your rocks off to BBWs, GILFs, and trannies. There’s even some yiffy furry porn for the animal lovers in the audience tonight.

My point is, Embedy has smut for freaks of all stripes. Your vanilla parents can watch amateur threesomes to spice things up when you move out of the basement, and you can lurk down there in the darkness, cranking it to endless amounts of creampies, gloryholes, ass-to-mouth orgies and cosplay princess taboo films.

Even without refining my search to more specific terms, I see tons of content from major studios, starring major pornstars. They’ve got BangBros, TushyRaw, and CzechFantasy right in my top search results. Adriana Chechik, Lana Rhoades, and Sarah Vandella can be seen plying their pornographic trade at the top of the screen, too.

XXX Films, One Second at a Time

Embedy.cc has movies streaming in up to 1080p HD. Unfortunately, you max out at 720p unless you download the Chrome plugin. Call me a cynical fucker, but I’m not about to install a plugin from some random video site I just heard of today.

The first movie I tried to watch was labeled TakeVan Freya Working Woman Without Shame New Porn 2019. After clicking the Play button, I patiently waited a minute for the video to start. An Eastern European dude appeared in the back of a van. He was talking, but the buffering was so bad I couldn’t even understand him. The video would play for a second or two and then pause for a longer period of buffering.

This happened at the default resolution of 720p, but it wasn’t much better when I dropped it to a blurry, barely fappable 240p. I felt like I was watching an old-school Nintendo game with my dick out, waiting for the buffering to pass so I could watch some fucking.

I gave up around 3 minutes into the film, when the girl first makes an appearance. She’s pretty, and I’d like to see her get out of that coat, but the flick is unwatchable in 2-second spurts with 5-second waits in between.

WTF Is Going On Here?

I was watching 4k teen pornos on a premium site this morning, so I didn’t think the problem was on my end. Sure enough, when I ran a bandwidth test, everything was solid here at ThePornDude manor. The buffering issues are on the servers hosting the videos.

I’m not sure Embedy.cc keeps their collection in-house. Just going on how the site looks, I think they’re streaming from Russian file hosts. They’re notoriously unreliable, and porn sites that use them have exactly this type of problem.

I found another common issue, too: dead links. Some of the videos I tried came back with a totally empty video player, just a black screen that didn’t seem to be even trying to load something. This often happens due to copyright claims, or uploaders just deciding they don’t want to play anymore.

The thing about these server issues is that they’re usually temporary. No, the missing videos won’t magically reappear, but the streaming should improve depending on factors like the number of people shaking their dicks at Embedy at any given moment. Given that they get 15,000 visitors a day, I have to assume I just visited the site at a bad moment. You don’t build that kind of inertia if you have nothing to offer.

Presumably, when the site is running like it should, you can also make efficient use of the built-in Download button beneath the videos. I tried and got a couple of different resolution options, but no dice when I clicked on one.

I really like the setup at Embedy.cc, so I was disappointed I didn’t get to play with myself while watching. The site has the makings of a killer video tube, and more importantly, a killer free porn site. I hope they stick around and fix their issues, which would make them a real force in the world of free sex tubes. Until then, the best you can do is hope you load the site at the right moment if you’re trying to get off.