Lanas Big Boobs

LanasBigBoobs! We can argue all day long about which porn stars are the hottest, whether pussies should be clean-shaven or bushy, if small or big butts are better, or if brunettes or blondes ride the best dick. But there is one surefire thing that all straight men can agree on. And that is the fact that tits are fucking awesome.

Do I even need to say anything else? That might be the one thing that I know with 100% certainty. It’s just objectively true … tits are fucking amazing. Whether big or small, round or flat, bouncy or firm, a tit is a tit, and it will arouse us no matter what. Since the dawn of time, guys have been getting hard at the sight of a nice pair of knockers. It’s just evolutionarily hardwired in our DNA. See a tit, get a boner. It’s a simple fucking fact of life.

Anyone who knows me, of course, knows that I could give a fuck less about the Me Too movement. And that I think feminists are just a bunch of cranky, ugly dykes who are bitter because they haven’t gotten enough dick in their lives (fucking bitches). But there is one good thing to come out of feminism, in my opinion, and that is the whole free the nipple thing. Finally, those good for nothing sluts got something right.

If you are unfamiliar with ‘free the nipple,’ I highly recommend you look into it. It’s a real thing, believe it or not. Miley Cyrus, actually, has been one of the celebrities who has most infamously been a proponent of it. Basically, the idea is this: they think that it is hypocritical to allow men to show their nipples on social media (namely, Instagram) without it being censored, but when a woman wants to do the same thing, the post gets flagged or removed. So, in order to combat this horrible mechanism of the patriarchy, women (including Miley Cyrus) have taken to showing their nips as much as possible. Fuck yeah! Let’s normalize those nips, baby! If it means that I get to see more tits, I’m all for it.

Who knew that there would ever be anything that I would agree with feminists on. But, hey, I can acknowledge a good idea when I hear it. Free those nips! Tits for everyone! And, shit, while you’re at it, why not start the free the pussy movement, too. In fact, if chicks could just start exclusively going out in public butt ass naked, that would be great. Who do I have to talk to make that happen? Miley, are you reading this?! If so, that is your next task: free the pussy! Liberate those clits from the toxically masculine ideologies that wish to oppress your genitals. Your body, your choice, am I right, ladies?

Jesus fucking Christ. What a time to be alive … Until ‘free the nipple’ becomes more socially acceptable, though, at least we are lucky enough to have a treasure trove of porn at our disposal to keep us busy. Oh, and if a bitch refuses to ever free her nipple for you, you can always try that Deep Nude app … it’s an AI program that takes a picture of any chick and approximates what she’d look like naked. Essentially, it’s like applying X-ray glasses to any picture.

I used it once before on a girl who I have seen naked, too, and it is scarily accurate. It was even able to nail what her pussy looked like (she had particularly fat lips and, somehow, the program intuited that). The creator of the software has removed it. But if you look hard enough, you can find it lingering around certain porn forums (check out the deep fake sites), but we don’t have time to get into all of that in-depth right now.

D Cups and Up Only

Today, we must talk about tits. Big tits to be exact. Which, if you ask me, are the best kind of tits there are. Small tits are cool, too, in their own way (howdy, Miley…), don’t get me wrong. But there is nothing like a big, juicy pair of boobs. They are just classically sexy. What all men have wanted since the beginning of time. Something to hold onto while you fuck the bitch hard. Something to watch bounce and jiggle while she rides your cock. Ah, there is just nothing in the world quite like a nice set of tig ol’ biddies.

It probably comes as no surprise, then (unless you’re a fucking retard), that there would be plenty of porn sites out there dedicated solely to huge knockers. It’s a whole category of its own on most porn sites. Because the guys who make porn sites know, when you’re in the mood for some double Ds, nothing else will do the trick.

The site that we will be taking a look at today, though, is called Lana’s Big Boobs. And it is a porn star database that focuses on chicks with great, big tits, and nothing else. All of the hottest porn stars, with a D cup and bigger can be found here. Whether you are looking to find a new favorite busty actress, or you just want to learn everything there is to know about a girl you already know well, Lana’s Big Boobs will be able to help you out.

I don’t know who the fuck Lana is. Or why this site is named after her. But I imagine her tits must have been fucking phenomenal for the makers of this site to single her out, dedicate a site centered around tits to hers. God, I’d love to see those fucking things. But, I digress, this site is pretty fucking cool, and a great way to browse a huge collection of big titty porn in an easy and streamlined way.

A Veteran of the Big Boob Porn Game

This site has been around since 2001 (a feat in and of itself), and, in some ways, that is readily apparent from the moment you land on Lana’s Big Boobs’ home page. It looks like it’s from another time, like it’s from, well, 2001, to be exact. Which makes me think that the creators of this site have not thought it necessary to give the site a makeover in almost 20 years. And, although it doesn’t look horrible, it could certainly use one. A bit of modernization is all. As of now, it just looks kind of clunky and dated. I think it’s time for a revamp.

But the appearance of the site does not at all take away from its functionality. Honestly, it is much better organized and easier to use than many better-looking sites out there. There is a detailed and comprehensive way to browse the big-boobed bimbos that are featured on Lana’s Big Boobs. You can look through the models in alphabetical order (by name), or you can also search by hair color, body type, cup size (from D, all the way to L+ [I didn’t even know that was a thing…]), ethnicity. Additionally, you can filter models by whether or not the tits in question are natural. There is even a separate section specifically for MILFs. A lot of other porn sites out there could definitely take a note or two from Lana’s Big Boobs, at least when it comes to the possibilities for organizing content.

Another cool thing about the site is that you can rate models. This results in a ranking system that Lana’s Big Boobs uses to deliver you the top busty porn stars in the world (at least according to this community). Each girl is given a score out of 10. So, feel free to participate and let everyone know which tits you like the best!

Do Your Homework Before you Bone Jerk

There is one downside to this site. And it is a major one. And that is the fact that there is no porn to be found here. This is a real bummer because Lana’s Big Boobs easily could have been the number one big boobs site on the web if they wanted to be. All they would have to do is include videos along with their model profiles. Even if it was just one sample or something, that would be helpful. Anytime to help me get my fap on!

But I suppose that is not the goal of the site. This is more a place you go to when it is time to do some research … and there is certainly plenty of research to be done with this sizeable list of busty broads. There are currently 2,419 models on Lana’s Big Boob’s database, and the list is growing all the time.

So, this isn’t the site to go to if you’re looking to cum immediately. But it will definitely help you cum down the road. I would say that it is probably the porn site equivalent to a boob job. It’s not the best feeling thing in the world, but you know I’ll never turn one down!