Time for a BDSM quiz at BDSMTest aka Kink Test! If you’ve read through a few of my reviews, then you already know that I can get down with some kinky BDSM. Well, I guess all BDSM is kinky. But, still, I like all that shit. There’s nothing hotter than tying up some chick, gaping her drooling mouth open, and shoving your cock down her throat while you call her a worthless cunt. Once you start fucking around with BDSM, then you’ll never be able to go back to vanilla, boring sex where some bitch just lays there like a board while you fuck her missionary.
But there’s such a broad scope when it comes to kinks and BDSM. Some people like to be dominated by a busty dominatrix in a skin-tight latex suit. Other people like a little pain and would kill to have some babe whip them or bust their balls. And those are the less extreme sides of it. Some of you fetish freaks go as far as nearly suffocating yourselves in vacuum-sealed boxes while some chick milks your dick and shoves a dildo up your ass.
BDSM comes in so many different flavors that you might not even know what you like. I mean, I doubt you have many people to sit down with and work this shit out. That’s where Bdsmtest.org comes in to help. It’s a completely free to use site that poses a variety of scenes and scenarios that help you determine where you fall on the BDSM spectrum. They bring in nearly 2 million people to the site every month and have only been around since early 2015.
Simple Site Design With No Ads and No Required Memberships
When you first head to the site you’ll be presented with the option to make a profile or go ahead as a guest. I’d recommend going forward and registering. You never know when you might want to revisit the results or compare a new and old test. They won’t send you any bullshit emails, and I’ll let you know now that registering isn’t at all required. It’s not one of those shitty fucking sites that cockteases you with your results at the end.
This is an incredibly simple site. I’m not about to go on about an extensive header menu with crazy features and all that shit. They don’t even clutter the site with any ads. This site is run by the BDSM community and this is a resource out there for anyone to use. It’s a dark black site with a box up top where you’ll do all the navigating. There are options to start a new test, view profile, contact, and a BDSM info tab. That last one is a great place to get started if you’re new to the BDSM community and want to know what certain terms like “switch, rope bunny, slave, etc.” mean.
Quick Test, Long Tests, and Varied Questions Depending on Sexual Preferences
Aside from that, it’s just the test. So, let’s dive into how to take it, what the process is, and how in-depth the results are. To start, you have to plug in your age, gender, and sexual orientation. There are even extra options for all of those if you’re not quite sure where your gender fluid, pansexual ass falls into the scheme of things.
Then, you decide if you want the full experience or a short test. Don’t be a fucking bitch. Take the full thing. You want to know your kinks and shit, right? Don’t skimp on it. Then you can pick if you want to have any questions excluded. If you know for absolute certain that you’re a dom or a sub, then you can get rid of questions related to those. But, still, even if you’re dressed in a full gimp suit and have a chastity belt locked on you by your mistress, then you might still get some surprising dom results you weren’t expecting.
Easy to Follow Questions and Relatively Quick Test
The question setup is easy to follow. Each question has a gradient that goes from dark red (absolutely disagree) to yellow (neutral/no opinion) and finally up top dark green (absolutely agree). There are 7 bubbles going across this gradient that you can choose from as a response to each question. Basically, you decide how much you agree or disagree with a given statement.
The long version of the questionnaire has around 7-8 questions per page, with 10-12 pages of questions total. It’s extensive, but not so in-depth that the shit would take you two fucking hours to complete. It probably took me around 10-15 minutes to run through the entire thing. So, don’t worry about a massive time commitment. I’m sure you’ve spent longer looking for a good video to start fapping to.
To get a little taste, the questions are things like the following: “I like being used as a urinal,” “I would like it when my partner is completely tied up during sex,” or “I enjoy being verbally degraded or called humiliating names during sex/BDSM.” They cover a fuck ton of bases. You get questions about being a sub, dom, slave, piss fetishist, ageplayer, and a whole slew of shit you probably haven’t considered getting into before. But you probably want to know what the results are like.
In Depth Test Gives You Complete, Detailed Results for Each Kink
You get a full list of 25 different BDSM fetishes. Each one has a percentage of up to 100 percent next to it. A high score in a category means you answered positively to the majority of questions pertaining to that kink. For example, my top 5 were all at a crisp 100 percent and were for: Exhibitionist, Switch, Voyeur, Rigger, and Experimentalist. It descends from there and goes all the way down to your worst matches. My worst three were all at 0 percent and were for: Boy/Girl, Pet, and Ageplayer.
If you’re not sure what the results mean, then click over on more info to find out exactly what the terms mean. You can share the link with your kinky SO or friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll get some pussy out of it. Or you can download it as a PDF and check it out later. Clicking to a final PDF version gives you some incredibly in-depth stats and information about your choices. Definitely take some time to read through all of that kinky shit.
Solid Mobile Experience
Like I said up top, this site is simple. It should come as no surprise that the mobile site is great. It doesn’t have to do that much. You can log in and take the test just as easily as you could on a desktop. No wonky menus. The questions are readable, and that’s all that matters. If you’re on the go and want to see what your kinks are, then go crazy.
ThePornDude’s Favorite Features
I dig a site that helps people figure out what they like. I can’t tell you how many bitches I’ve had over who never knew how much they liked being used like the degenerate sluts they are. And vice versa. Some babes really take to the dom role when they see the ropes, whips, and good shit that I’ve got. Imagine how much better your sex life could be if you knew these things about yourself and about your partner. It’s insane to me how many cucks settle for mediocre sex lives.
There’s nothing off top that I hated about this site. It does exactly what it sets out to do and does that shit well. I think seeing them expand to cover other fetishes that aren’t part of the whole BDSM sphere would be a good move. Just a general fetish test that covers most of the taboo shit people like to do. I’d take a test like that. I’m always out there looking for some new, crazy kinks to get into.
ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts
Overall, Bdsmtest.org is a solid site. It’s a simple site with an in-depth test that won’t bore you to death. There aren’t any ads. There aren’t any paywalls to get your results, and the results are actually pretty fucking detailed. If you’ve ever been curious about your own kinks or simply want those suspicions confirmed, then get your horny ass over to this site and take their test. You’ve got nothing to lose and just might surprise yourself with your answers.