Ahegao Online

Ahegao, a wonderful word to describe that retarded look on a girl’s face when she is getting fucked so hard her mind explodes. As her eyes roll over and her tongue hangs out like a dog’s, you know you can fuck the bitch for eternity without hearing a word of complaint.

On Ahegao.online, you’ll find ahegao-faced bitches everywhere. These hentai videos all feature extreme sex scenes where bitches both young and old get fucked until their insides are coated with cum.

It’s not just fucking either. These bitches will get beat up, choked, and dominated so bad that you’d think the voice actresses were getting fucked in the studio during taping. There’s nothing I love more than the sound of a Japanese bitch squealing like a pig getting fucked.

Ahegao.online does a great job of laying out episodes for easy watching. Typically, you’ll find two episodes of a series on one page, so you can just move right on to the next one without extra ads and other bullshit.

Unfortunately, the ads are a real problem at Ahegao.online. I’m talking non-stop pop-unders that will have you closing ads at least twice before the video can even start. Just remember that videos will always start in a new tab, so you need to go back and close the original tab that will automatically go to an ad page.

New episodes are added all the time, with several new entries put up each week. It’s not the most consistent updates you’ll see, since the site can go a couple of weeks without an update, but then suddenly you’ll find multiple updates happening in one day.

Don’t worry, there’s so much action in the archives that it’ll take years to catch up.

Don’t feel like streaming the videos? Ahegao.online also provides download links through the use of 3rd party services like Uploaded.net. The download speeds aren’t the best, but hey, the shit’s free and it’s nice to have the option.

A minefield of ads

Ahegao.online is 50% porn and 50% ads. Luckily, the porn is good enough that fighting through the ads is worth it.

When you first enter Ahegao.online, you’ll see two gigantic ads on each side of the page like a big old pair of titties. You’ll always want to start off by closing them right away, which can be done through the small [x] icons above each one.

Now that you can actually see the page, let’s check out what we have. The top of the page is a huge title banner, and below that is your main menu. You’ll see links which include Main, Tags, Top Rated, Hentai Games, Blog, and TOS.

You want to stick to the Tags and Top Rated, based on how you want to browse. The Hentai Games section is mostly just an ad for the Nutaku platform, which is a Steam-type service for hentai games.

Below the main menu, you’ll find a gallery of the latest updates. The first entry featured on the main page is just an advertisement for a Nutaku game, so go ahead and ignore that.

The striking thing you’ll notice about Ahegao.online is that the entire gallery is animated GIFs. I actually love this effect, because it makes the page look much more dynamic and sexy than just having pictures. Literally, your entire monitor will be blanketed with GIFs of women getting the shit fucked out of them.

How can you not love that?

You’ll notice that many of the entries feature multiple episodes. One of the great things about Ahegao.online is that it’ll feature multiple video streams on one page, making it easy to watch multiple episodes without browsing around.

Let’s check out what the video page looks like. When you click on a video page, you’ll see the animated GIF again followed by the name of the show. You can also check out when the episodes were uploaded.

Below that is the actual video players. You won’t get multiple mirror links for each episode, but guess what? I never experienced a broken link here.

That’s pretty fucking impressive. All the streams worked nicely for me, and only rarely would I get a laggy buffer or something like that.

One of the major problems with the layout is the ridiculous number of ads. When you first click “play”, get ready to close a pop-under. When you click “play” again, guess what? Another motherfucking ad.

You’ll need to try to play each video at least twice before the actual video will play. You also might get tripped up and accidentally close the window because Ahegao.online is really tricky with the pop-unders. Be careful and patient, and eventually you’ll get to the goddamn video.

If you look closely below each video player, you’ll find a download link. This will take you to a download service that hosts the episode. Sadly, Ahegao.online doesn’t feature direct downloads.

Finally, at the bottom of the page, you’ll find a rating for the videos as provided by other users.

Ahegao to last a lifetime

Ahegao.online features 480p hentai videos, all with English subtitles, sexy ass bitches, and a whole lot of ahegao.

Most of the shows here have multiple episodes, although it is rare to find episodes beyond the third or fourth. Most of the featured hentai has two episodes or less.

I didn’t find any dubbed hentai here, and most of the hentai is censored. I’d recommend you search by the Uncensored tag if you want to find the handful of pussy lips that aren’t pixelated here.

What I Like

I really like the animated GIF galleries on Ahegao.online. It makes the website feel more dynamic, and you get a good feeling for what the actual video is going to look like. It is a brilliant move that I think more porn sites should copy.

Ahegao.online is also one of the most reliable stream sites I’ve seen, especially considering that they don’t even use multiple mirrors for each episode. Everything I clicked on worked nice and smoothly, with only a little buffering once in a while.

Ahegao.online also has a solid tag system. If you go to the tags page, you’ll find a nice tag listing in alphabetical order, making it easy to find that extra nasty shit you need to cum hard.

What I Hate

Ahegao.online really makes you work for its content through the use of ads. The two gigantic ads hanging around you like F-cup titties should tell you what the fuck is up.

Everywhere you go on this site, you risk opening up some bullshit popup. I’d say on average I need to close four windows to get a hentai video playing. Even the tag page gave me a pop-under that I needed to close.

Ahegao.online’s entire hentai games page is also one big advertisement for Nutaku. They offer some cool preview pictures and even referral links that help you get bonus shit, but don’t think that you’ll be playing these games for free.

The site also doesn’t have much of a community. Ahegao.online has some community-based features like blogs and comment sections on all the videos, but there just isn’t any actual content. The blog seems to have been abandoned a long time ago.

There’s a lot to build here

I give props to Ahegao.online for giving the goods where it matters. The streams work reliably and the hentai porn is great.

But I feel like the site is too shitty to actually attract people. First of all, the number of ads is borderline unforgiveable. When I first browsed the site, I ended up closing my main content window so many times.

I’d have to re-open Ahegao.online and try again, always stressing that I might accidentally close the wrong window. The site plays some tricks with the pop-unders that make it hard to follow along from page to page.

Still a great source for subbed hentai

Although Ahegao.online can be a pain in the ass, once you get the video to play it’s a whole lot of fun.

The videos are in 480p, making the quality good enough to fap to even if it’s not the best. They also did a great job of finding recent high quality content.

The features are a little bare bones. There’s no login system, so you can’t do things like Favorite or Bookmark videos. The site does feature a comment system, but most videos don’t even have comments and there’s no community to speak of.

Honestly, I find Ahegao.online a little dangerous to browse. I got the dreaded “do you want to download Virus.exe” message while browsing here, although obviously the file name wasn’t literally Virus.exe. Just watch your step with the ads, and don’t do anything stupid.

I would absolutely not be surprised if this site mined bitcoin or some shit like that.

Is the juice worth the squeeze? That’s a tough call here. But if you want some solid subbed hentai to jerk off to, Ahegao.online has it in droves. Just watch your step and be ready to close a ton of ads.