Here’s a question for all the weebs out there: what makes your Hentai Smile the widest? Chances are, it’s the same kind of content that makes your hentai boner throb. Personally, I’ve always been into the classics of the genre, like busty anime 18-year-old schoolgirls in plaid skirts, tentacle monsters with boundary issues, and X-rated parodies of the SFW cartoons that already get me all hot and bothered when I saw them on TV. Whether you’ve got the same urges or have something else in mind with these big-eyed beauties, this next joint almost certainly has what you’re in the mood for.
HentaiSmile.com is a free hentai video tube aimed at insatiable nerds, X-rated cartoon fans and the generally horny. There’s no shortage of free adult anime libraries these days, but the millions of monthly visitors here suggest a catalog more impressive than most. I woke up feeling so depraved that I’m not sure the regular tubes would cover my needs, which is why it seemed like a good morning to dig into the pile here. Who’s with me?
Famous Characters and Kinky Fetishes
The presentation at HentaiSmile ain’t all that different from what you’d find on your typical video tube. It’s a nice, clean setup, light on clutter with a sleek but simple little logo in the corner. The bright colors flying in your face from the moment you land will clue you in that this ain’t another generic Pornhub wannabe, and just wait until all that front-page perversion comes into focus.
Instead of the usual grab bag of dirty movie thumbnails, each preview pic is beautifully illustrated by either practiced human hands or machines that come pretty fucking close. There’s a mix of both classic, sexed-up anime styles, 3D porn scenes created with apps like Blender, and adult-oriented parodies that do a masterful job recreating the visual formats of the originals.
The artistic styles are varied, sure, but they pale in comparison to the sheer range of oft-fetishistic tomfoolery going on. As with most hentai platforms, HentaiSmile.com carries a wider, freakier variety of fap fodder than most adult websites. Even before I’d made it off the front page, I had one-click access to dirty anime scenes with themes like nipple-poking, getting caught masturbating at the office, pussy-licking monsters, and superheroines like Wonder Woman riding hog.
The full HentaiSmile.com Tags index is a bit trimmer than the thousands-deep, overlapping selection of keywords you find on similar sites. Still, it’s a very extensive text-based list of subgenres, outfits and fetishes that covers everything from the standards to truly deep-niche kink. Shake your dick at 3D bukkake scenes, otokono and futanari fuck fests, and copious, fapworthy examples of Rule 34 at play.
On that note, I really wish they included a separate index for all the parodies on Hentai Smile. You’ll find cartoons, characters, anime and manga listed on the Tags page, but they’re mixed in with everything else on the massive menu. A huge chunk of the catalog consists of parodies, with pervy riffs on everything from Naruto to Dragon Ball to Pokemon to Overwatch. There are even American properties getting the Rule 34 treatment, like Harley Quinn, Elsa from Frozen, and an impressive spread of homegrown Simpsons stuff.
I’m mainly focusing this HentaiSmiles.com review on the platform’s video selection, but it’s definitely worth mentioning that they have nearly 200,000 hentai image galleries, too. The spread is a bit unwieldy in size and could use some additional tagging to help users dig in, but there’s a lot of fantastic material in the pile. My bigger complaint is that most of the “galleries” are just a pic or two, but hey, it’s free and it’ll make your boner twitch.
Is This the Netflix of Free Hentai?
Hentai Smiles added their first batch of movies about two years ago, with a first drop that included taboo stepmom fun, futanari succubus sex, and a short movie about Aunt Cass that really looks like it could have been put out by the same studio that did Big Hero 6. Well, if Disney produced porno, anyway.
They never stopped building the collection either, so as you may have guessed, it’s grown huge over the last couple years. As I type this up, there are over 36,000 porn anime videos in the HentaiSmile library. If you sort by duration, you’ll find some vtuber streams and porn game playthroughs that run for hours, as well as some lengthy hentai features near the top of the stack. Most runtimes are a bit humbler, though, typically clocking in between five and ten minutes.
While there’s a huge and growing number of Hentai Smiles and freakier fare available at the click of a mouse or tap on the screen, they don’t have the same steady trickle of uploads you find on a lot of other well-stocked tubes. Updates are huge, but seem to be infrequent. The last big drop was a few weeks before I sat down to write this review, but it’s hard to complain when they’re releasing dozens of new sex cartoons every time.
This probably won’t surprise fans of still-format pornography, but HentaiSmile ain’t giving quite as much love to their galleries as to their video stash. The last “album” added was a singular photo of a thick mama getting jizzed on by five dicks in a classroom. These pics are a nice sideshow to the movies at Hentai Smile, but true fans of nudie manga art would be better served on a dedicated image site or doujinshi collection.
Making My Own Hentai Smile Beam
I wasn’t sure where to begin my actual fap test of HentaiSmile, so I decided to just load up the very latest flick. Added three weeks ago, the simply titled Naruto is a five-minute porn parody with opening moments so true to the source that you might think you’ve accidentally loaded up a clean and official episode.
It takes a minute to pop off, but there’s no mistaking what kind of content you’re watching when Shizune’s tits come out. “I can’t believe you want to do this,” Naruto yells, making a crazy anime face, but he doesn’t seem resistant at all as she starts licking his dick.
If you’re a fan of hentai, there’s a good chance you’re wondering what Naruto’s dick looks like. I’m pleased to report that instead of a flesh-colored stack of Tetris pixels, he’s got an unobscured anime erection plunging into Shizune’s mouth, and later her fully visible vagina. Hentai Smile has noticeably more uncensored content than similar platforms, making it an easy recommendation for fans who have a hard time getting off to pixelated penetration.
Once the action starts in this one, it keeps going till the very end. Cheesy porno music plays in the background as Shizune gives Naruto his own hentai smiles in 69, missionary, cowgirl and doggy positions, ending with a cumshot all over that big rack. Honestly, it plays out a lot like one of my own live-action movies over at PornDudeCasting. Now, how in the hell do I hire an anime girl for a shoot?
There’s no Download button baked into the interface anywhere at HentaiSmile, but registered guests can build their own playlists like they can on any good free tube. If you love building an offline collection, just in case shit hits the fan, I was able to use a third-party downloader plugin for Chrome to save my favorites. You’d better believe that Naruto movie now has a permanent place in my spank bank.
HentaiSmile.com has a lot going for it. The general perks themselves ain’t all that different from what you’d find on any well-maintained hentai platform, but they go above and beyond in every respect. The catalog is absolutely massive, for starters, and covers a wider range of kinks than typical adult sites, often with some of the same famous characters you’re already fantasizing about. That’s enough to get most weeaboos in the door even before you realize most of the library is uncensored. If you’re horny and you like adult anime, I can pretty much guarantee you’re going to enjoy your visit, no matter what your precise preferences are.
