Porn games come in many different shapes and sizes. And, if I’m being honest, I usually think most of them suck. They have shitty dialog, bad art, and the game is often boring as fuck. I mean, why even bother when you could find free hentai that doesn’t waste 3 hours of your fucking day to see a poorly drawn pair of tits? But sometimes there’s a game that rises above the masses of shitty games. And I think that I just might have that kind of game for you today. One that I actually had a lot of fun playing.
Spnati.net sounds like a domain that would probably have some weird fetish porn, but it stands for “Strip Poker Night at the Inventory.” It’s a strip poker game with a surprisingly large cast of characters. All of the best babes from anime, cartoons, and games are there. You’ve got Haru from Persona 5, Shego from Kim Possible, Blake from RWBY, Zone-Tan from The Zone Archive, Marceline from Adventure Time, and so, so many more. And that’s just touching on the chicks! There are also dudes on here if you swing that way. But I’m getting ahead of myself here.
Spnati.net is criminally under-viewed at around 800k views every month. Yeah, that’s not bad or anything. But such a good game deserves more love. Especially since this has all been achieved by a community team. They aren’t associated with any big-name hentai sites. It’s a work of love! And they have only been working on it since 2017, or at least that’s when the domain went live. I hope to see that 800k blow up even more!
Easy to Make your Character and Get Started
Alright, so the main page is simple. You have two random anime babes that stand next to the character creation menu. You choose your gender, name, dick or tit size, and which 8 pieces of clothing you’re going to wear. You never actually see your character, so the options are a bit limited. But who wants to see your own character when you have all of these awesome sluts to strip for you?
After you’ve made your character, you can change the settings using the gear in the top left. This can change the backdrop and make the AI turns faster or slower. And if you want more advanced interactions with the AI, go to the bottom right and do a full customization of your character. Everything from physical build and skin tone to pubic hairstyle and circumcision options (if you decide to play a dude). Modifying this stuff makes it so the AI will comment on specific features you have as you strip.
A Huge Cast of Sexy Characters from Popular Anime/Games/Shows!
When you’re all done, click “Enter the Inventory.” That will take you to where the real fun begins. You can have up to four opponents. If you want a random experience of chicks or dudes then hit the random “Male, Female, or Fill” button to get a set of AI to play with. Or, if you want to learn more about the characters, go over to the “Preset Tables” section to choose a selection of characters based off of certain traits they share. Some characters have more clothes than others, some are talkative, some are more skilled, some are harrier, some can fly, and more.
Here you can also see what their name is, what sex they are, and what game/movie/anime they came from. And if that’s not enough, click on “Credits or More Info” to view shit like how many unique text lines they have. Most have thousands! It’s crazy how they made it so that each character has unique lines based on who is on the board and what they are currently wearing. It’s fucking impressive the depth of dialog they have. On those same menus, you can see the artist credit, who wrote their dialog, and read a short description of the character.
If you do random characters and don’t quite like the lineup, you can remove and replace characters as you wish. The site even gives recommendations based on the other characters in the group. Fuck, there’s a lot of customization options here, but let’s get the poker, shall we?
What’s Not to Love About Strip Poker?
Hit “Start” and the game will begin. Then hit “Deal” to deal out everyone’s hand. Once you’re here you can exchange cards to get a better hand or leave it be. Same as regular poker. When you’re ready, reveal your hand to see how you stacked up against everyone else. Whoever had the worst hand has to strip. And, man, I have to say that I really enjoy the banter and dialog between the characters, it’s not just generic bullshit that you see in other porn games. It’s like the actual characters are there talking to each other and stripping.
Your goal is to get every character to strip down naked. If they lose while they’re naked they will masturbate for you. It’s really hot. Each character has a different way of pleasuring themselves. Some fuck themselves with vines, others float and finger themselves midair, and others do gymnast poses while they stick fingers in their asshole. What’s not to love? And each character stays true to their personality and interacts with other masturbating characters.
Win or Lose, you Get to Watch Everyone Fuck Themselves!
So, masturbating is akin to being out. If you lose all of your clothes and have to masturbate then you’ve “lost,” though you still get to watch the others play and fuck themselves, in the end, no matter what. What you miss out on if you lose are special scenes at the end. If you beat everyone, you can choose a character to further your relationship with. This unlocks fun dialog scenes with some sexy parts, and you also get a neat trophy. Rewards that actually make sense for once! A game that doesn’t make it impossible to see some hot hentai action.
Mobile Port Isn’t Great
The one bummer is that the game is not built for mobile use. It works, I guess. But it’s a straight port of the desktop site. The text is small, the flash is a bit slow, and you have to zoom in and out to see much of anything. At least you can still play it on mobile, but the experience is much, much better on desktop. The game has only been around for a year, so hopefully, they get a dedicated mobile port out there sometime soon.
ThePornDude’s Favorite Features
My favorite feature about spnati.net is definitely the huge cast of characters and the way they interact with each other. The shit they say is really fucking hot sometimes. It’s also just fun to watch your favorite anime chicks fuck with each other and see how they interact when they start stripping. It’s all really well thought out and the execution is on point. I never saw any poorly written lines or characters that didn’t fit the personality they had in their source material. Plus, the art is great! There are so many different artists involved in this game. It makes it so that each character has some unique features and personal flair.
I only have a couple small suggestions for spnati.net. Work on the mobile site so us horny fucks can take that shit on the go. Maybe add some audio. It’s quite as is. I know voice acting would be super expensive, but maybe some simple audio tracks in the background would spice things up. Or just audio during the epilogues or masturbations scenes. I don’t know, but something more than silence would be great.
ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts
Overall, spnati.net’s game “Strip Poker Night at the Inventory” was some of the most fun I’ve had playing a porn game. It’s hot, it’s fun, and you get to watch your favorite anime characters fuck themselves. You could replay this game hundreds of times and get a different cast of characters every fucking time. It’s free and you don’t even have to deal with ads. I hope they keep this game going, because it’s great. I highly recommend you all check out spnati.net and have a good fucking time.