Welcome to OnlyKrab.app, the adult generator that feels like it was assembled by someone who has never actually generated anything. I know… It’s untasteful to throw shade in the first sentence, but seriously… a dark background, teal accents on the buttons, and a homepage that proudly calls itself an AI image generator before you even scroll? Sounds and looks basic as hell. Not basic as in simple, basic as in a blonde who drinks pumpkin spice lattes and listens to Ed Sheeran. Well, at the very least, the navigation is simple. You get a toolbar with Templates, Character, My videos, and Pricing. On paper, the template library looks enormous: Blowjob POV v2, Sensual Cowgirl, Lying on Back Facefuck, Reverse Cowgirl and Boobgrab, Fuck that Ass, POV Missionary Sex with Big Tits, BBC Missionary, Seated Blowjob… that’s just me naming a few. Straight, couple, and lesbian options sit right next to each other, too.
I started where the homepage pushes you, clicking templates. A lot of them show a preview and then a blank screen with nothing to click. No generate button, no prompt box, no options. Just the preview sitting there like it is waiting for someone else to finish the page. Nobody explained why it’s like this. Nobody bothered to ever fix it. Heck, I’m convinced that no one ever looked at this page twice before assembling it. But do you know what the funny part is? If you click around the templates for a while, something appears: an option to describe a picture instead. So… once again, why the fuck am I browsing through these VIDEO templates if you’re going to make me generate a photo anyway? It’s like taking a kid to McDonald's and making him eat salad while showing him a Big Mac.
Forced To Generate Images
I reluctantly clicked on one of those Describe An Image Instead buttons, landed on Prompt Your Image (Beta), and typed a description: blonde girl, POV, missionary pose, face flushed, mouth open, perky tits, hard nipples. Yep… dead simple. Didn’t even bother writing a long description or anything. A few seconds later, the result arrived. It was a blonde girl. She had an open mouth and a flushed face. She was also in a cowgirl pose on top of someone, not missionary. Don’t know how anyone could mix those two up. Certainly not when I EXPLICITLY stated missionary in the prompt, but hey… I didn’t expect much from OnlyKrab.app. I tested a couple more that offered the same Describe option. Same outcome… The video template I clicked on turned into an image generator. So what the fuck do I do now? Do I just sit here and generate images until I run out of credits? Is that what OnlyKrab wants me to do? They could’ve at least handed me more customization options and AI Models to tinker around with. At this point, I have better chances of generating porn with Grok than fucking around with this platform.
Ugh… With the templates mostly decorative, I moved to the Character section. It is exactly what you expect: you click a bunch of customization buttons, and you create a character out of them. Ethnicity options include Caucasian, European, Asian, Black, Latina, Arab. Hairstyle covers Straight, Bangs, Curly, Bun, Short, Ponytail. Hair colour includes Brunette, Blonde, Black, Redhead, Pink. Eyes are Brown, Blue, Green… nah. I’m not going to sit here and list every option. That’s not what you’re here for. Instead, let me tell you about what I selected: European, Bun, Pink, Green eyes, Skinny, Medium breasts, Kneeling, Nude, age 25. That was what my mind settled on. Then, I created the image. Ten credits left the account because OnlyKrab is greedy like that. What came back matched the selections… and I really wanted to say it didn’t, but it did. At least they got that part down. Now all that’s left is to stare at a blank screen because these images mean nothing to me. Not unless I can slap them into a template or a video generator, which I can’t. So… what now? Do I start cracking dad jokes or something?
Even More Holes In The Roof
Forget that. Let’s talk about something useful: the pricing. There are tiers because, of course, there are tiers. But do you know what pisses me off? These subscription tiers only give Video Generation perks. Like how the Basic subscription at $10 a month gives you video duration up to seven seconds, access to the video templates, priority generations, yada yada… bitch! What fucking videos?! I’m not seeing any videos here. The most I could do is generate one sad image that was supposed to be a missionary pose and one character that’s also an image. Your damn website is broken! Do I just manifest the videos out of thin air now? Rub my cock like a genie and wish for the templates to work? And all the damn tiers are like this… Pro, at $17, upgrades your video outputs to 10 seconds… VIP at $33, giving you instant generation and high video quality… really? Fucking really…? Jerk me and tease me, huh?
So… what now? Ninety percent of the ones on the home screen show a preview and stop. The remaining ten percent push you toward creating an image instead of a video. The site is a glorified image generator with a character builder that works and a lot of template cards that do not. Any site can list a bunch of sexy template names. This one lists them, shows the previews, and then laughs in your face while you stare at a blank screen. And there should be other features to discuss, but there aren’t. So… instead of me sitting here and complaining, I went back to work and generated more images, because that’s all this site is good for. Firstly, I wanted to see if OnlyKrab can generate gay dudes with a buzz cut and that smile that all gay dudes have. I also included SPECIFICALLY that the AI dude should be spreading his butt cheeks.
What came back was a smiling guy with a buzz cut looking over his shoulder, ass up and presented on a bed, with a cock going up his butt… not what I asked for. Not at all. Then I ran another one: a goth chick playing with her tits. That’s all I asked for. The result had the black hair, pale skin, and dark makeup, but she was not playing with her tits. She was sitting with her legs spread wide in a clear cowgirl/reverse-cowgirl POV setup. And now I get it… even the damn image generator is broken! OnlyKrab forces each AI subject into the same two poses it already knows how to do, even when the prompt asks for something else. At this point, the image generator is not just ignoring half the request. It is actively rewriting the request so every result ends up in cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. Wonderful…
I Should’ve Left A Long Time Ago
I don’t even know why I stuck around for this long. Honestly, this entire review feels worthless to me. I just sat there watching the OnlyKrab.app AI spit out the same results with a different face and body attached to it. Always, without exception, the generator spit out a cowgirl pose, no matter what I requested. The video templates didn’t work, no… OnlyKrab never gave them a chance to work. It didn’t even present them at all!
And now, I’m sitting here with my eyebrows furrowed as if I’m Ryan Reynolds and someone said some stupid shit. That someone is definitely OnlyKrab.app. But even though they fucked me over at every step of the experience, I still pulled through and gave them an honest review. The only thing worthy of my time from this platform is the character creator. Everything else? It needs to go back to the drawing board. Just scrap the damn idea and begin from scratch. Otherwise, I see no point in me coming back or using this website ever again. Period.
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