Yeah… porn ain’t cutting it for me again. That’s why I’m sitting in front of the MakeNude.cc gates, cooking up AI clips as if I’ve never seen pussy before in my life. And I’m not talking about an image, oh hell nah! MakeNude operates on that pussy to template system where you stick one of the pre-made models in the template and watch the thing produce porn in minutes. It’s not fun. It’s not quirky. The entire internet is suffering from this AI plague, and my god… I can’t believe I’ve run full circle to do this shit again. Every single fucking day another one of these sites comes out of the incubator, and I have to hold it in my hands and pretend it’s pretty… well, it’s not! Every single one of these AI sites generates slop, and I’m not firing direct shots at MakeNude.cc, but I’m expecting some sloppy shit.
Anyway, dark theme, neon purple, a logo that looks like it should come with a mask and a safe word… that’s what MakeNude.cc is. Across the top you’ve got Home, Collections, Chats, and a big Get Gems button that might as well be labeled Open Wallet. Under all of that, you’ve got the image-to-video generator, image-to-image generator, and the brand-new AI Chat feature. None of this is new to me. But I’ll sit here pretending it’s my first time applying lube to a website offering shit I’ve seen a million times on the market. Other than that, the homepage is a river of vertical thumbnails. Realistic filter on the left. Animated if you want the cartoon-adjacent flavor. All of them made by a robot running on water and code… yes. We’re wasting gallons of water generating pussy on the internet. I’m not proud of it, but hey… we have to bust a nut one way or another.
Bronze, Silver, Gold And Waiting For Pervy Godot
Templates come in bronze, silver, and gold, aka tease, almost, and okay, now we’re going to hell. To give you a better perspective, the bronze templates make your AI character lick her fingers, show her feet, spin her hips… just teasing stuff all around. Silver turns the lights down: Strip, Chest Reveal, Light Bondage, Pet Play (Cat)… my god, if pet play is Silver tier, then I’m afraid of the Gold one. Well, afraid or not, the golden templates feature missionary, missionary with cuffed wrists, cowgirl, side blowjob, dildo riding, blowbang, facial… You get the idea. Heck, these templates even have ratings! They mostly sit between 4.5 and 5.0, which is getting my hopes up, and I hope it doesn’t disappoint me in the end. And yes, each Realistic template has a corresponding Anime template in case you want to fetishize the waifus. The point is: MakeNude.cc has organized its feed for every kind of depraved sicko out there. And now, with their new chatting stuff, they are tying the tie perfectly for a full immersion system.
Nevertheless, I tested both the image-to-video and image-to-image templates so you don’t have to. Not all of them, just the ones that grabbed my attention. For the video stuff, I kicked things off with the Facial Cumshot template, slapped a random goth chick from the pre-made collection, and waited for the magic to happen. Then I ran an anime template with the pet play (cat) template, which gave me a bunch of realistic babes as an option… weird, but okay… I slapped a blonde cum dumpster in there and waited for both generations to happen. Ten minutes in, I was still staring at the Queued display like a motherfucking idiot. This thing just wouldn’t budge! The loading wheel just kept spinning and spinning and spinning, and I lost my damn patience! In between those ten minutes, I also loaded an image-to-image edit where I slapped one of the AI chicks in a maid outfit. Then finally, the facial cumshot video generated! The results were good. Amazing even! But they are not worth twelve damn minutes of waiting! I’m not even going to stick around and wait for the other stuff… I got shit to do, okay? And sitting there with my hand gripping my cock and staring at a spinning wheel is not one of them.
Textual Foreplay Is Fun
Next comes the chatting, and oh boy… this one is interesting. It’s got this whole thing going on where you customize the name, occupation, relationship, whatever… it first gives you a bunch of pre-made options, sure, and you can just select those and roll with it. I’ll be honest with you: I selected the first option and skipped the customization. I literally clicked the start chatting button because I couldn’t be bothered, and suddenly, I’m inside a chat with Sofia, and she’s talking about how she caught me staring at her at some random-ass wedding. Bitch… if I were at a wedding, I’d be staring at the wine stain on my groin rather than you, but sure… so I played the part, the dumb idiot part, talked about how I don’t remember the wedding, yada yada… turns out Sofia is my damn step sis, and she’s got a thing for me… Yep… why did I expect more? Bullshit aside, the actual chatting is pretty fun. Unlike the mainstream AI platforms that shoot polished, predictable sentences, chatting on MakeNude.cc feels like hitting up a chick on Snapchat or something. What I’m trying to say is that the AI has personality. That’s all.
Okay, let’s get the pricing out of the way, because yes, this shit costs money to use! Sure… You can lurk the gallery for free, but the second you hit generate, the site wants an account and a pile of purple gems. You have two ways of getting those gems: subscriptions or one-time payments. First, the monthly payment plan! The cheapest tier is called Starter at $5.95 a month. This one gives you 15 gems plus 2.5 extra the first month, three slots in the high-speed generation queue, all templates to play around with, and image tools. A step above that is the Lover tier, priced at $16.95 a month. Same perks, only significantly more gems: 60 plus 5, and ten extra slots for same-time generation. The final boss is called Addicted, which, if you even consider paying $39.95 a month, then you definitely are. This one gives you 150 gems plus ten, and fifteen generations at once… making it the ultimate tier for anyone who can’t get enough of this stuff. Then, uh, there are the one-time payments where $9.95 nets you 20 gems, $39.95 gives you 100 gems, and $99.95 delivers 275 gems.
I’d Rather Chat
Man… that was a wild ride. I like how MakeNude.cc banked on the templates and never even once forced me to prompt my own shit. Oh, and it took like twenty minutes for the generations to fully finish, the ones that didn’t. They are great… but not worth the wait. I’d much rather finish another video on Pornhub than wait for a five-second clip to render properly. The whole idea is that this AI shit cooks up fast enough to capitalize on the horny moment… not the other way around.
I also noticed that MakeNude.cc is running a major 50% sale, but who knows how long that is going to last. But truthfully, for the price they’re asking, I think the results match the cash. Don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t replace a subscription to Brazzers by a long shot, but for the average coomer who wants to mess around with AI and cook some filth up, the chamber is open for that. Even with all these templates on the front page, all the anime and realistic stuff, I still find the chatting more entertaining than it all. Then again, I firmly believe that AI SHOULD be used for chatting and roleplay and textual smut… everything else is just supplementary brainrot. That’s just my take on it. I gave you the how and the why and the results. Now it’s time for you to dive into the smut pool and dump some of your genes in a napkin.
Disclaimer: This review covers a third-party AI adult platform intended for synthetic fantasy, fictional characters, illustrations, or AI-generated adult imagery. ThePornDude does not host, create, generate, distribute, operate, or control any AI-generated content, AI system, or third-party platform feature. Any commentary is based on publicly visible platform information and synthetic/fantasy use cases only. This article is editorial commentary for adults aged 18+ and may include humor, parody, or satire.
