Goon this. Goon that. I’m tired of it! I’m tired of this gooning culture! Just call it PornGenerator69 and be done with it! Anyway, want to generate AI porn? Here, take Goonify.ai. The landing page doesn’t even bother to sell you on the idea. They just slap a prompt-looking Krea 2 portrait, a Randomize button, and a purple banner screaming SIGN UP AND GET YOUR EXTRA CREDITS. And once you do, you get a prompt box at the top of the page and a whole lot of shit the community has generated. Which is all subliminal messages and a fancy way of saying they want you addicted to one girl you built, then milking her through every preset in the building. You know how this works by now… you’ve probably done it a hundred times or watched me do it. Either way, we’re doing it again. Yay!
Let’s linger around the explore tab some more… it’s a mix of anime and realistic babes, and honestly… it doesn’t look half bad! If I can produce a sliver of these results ever, then I’d be a very happy man. No, seriously… do you understand how many AI websites have jerked me around before? Made me wait 10 minutes per generation, only to spit out the most cursed shit where two dicks are fucking one pussy and the chick grows a third hand… point is: the explore page on Goonify.ai doesn’t look like that. But that doesn’t change anything… everyone lubes up their home page so they subtly manipulate you into stroking it and paying. Anyway, I didn’t mean to unload my trauma on you there. Let me make it up to you by reciting the payment plans, huh?
Payment Plans And Images
If you bother to open the Credits menu, you get one-time purchase packs. They land instantly after you pay, and heck, they even translate the numbers per generation for you. Photos eat about 10 credits. Videos about 20 credits. Anyway, the baby pack is 200 credits for 20 photos or 10 videos, at $0.025 a credit. Then 500 credits for 50 images or 25 clips. The recommended pile is 800 credits, 80 photos or 40 videos, $0.019 each. It keeps climbing until the whale bucket: 20,000 credits, two thousand pics or a thousand videos, $0.013 a pop. You can pay with Telegram Stars, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Visa, Mastercard, or dump USDT, BTC, ETH, or SOL on-chain, and they knock 10% off.
Anyway, I know most of you are here for the generations. Heck, it’s the only reason this website exists! There is the image generator structured like a customizable wet dream. You have the image generator, which is segmented into text-to-image and edit image. The text-to-image stuff requires you to insert your horny waifu in there, which could be anyone from the busty 2D Valeria Moon or Emma Vale, the blonde fucktoy waiting to be shipped into the generator like a used condom. I shipped Valeria cause Goonify has separate templates for anime and realistic babes, and I wanted to test the anime fluff. Next up is the Preset box, holding the templates I just discussed: cumshot blowjob, pregnant lactation, BBC sucking… all with a pink-haired anime babe. Then you select the outfit, anything from casual bimbo attire to kimonos, but I selected naked cause I’m wild like that. Then comes the background, which I selected a penthouse. You also get extra settings for aspect ratio and to enhance media… but I didn’t touch them. Oh, and a custom prompt box in case you want to add additional info.
Now here is the funny part: once you hit that generate button, it doesn’t give you a progress bar or anything. It won’t even show up in your library until it's done. This scared the hair out of my balls. I thought they swallowed my credits and moved on. But nah… You gotta wait… and eventually it will spit something out. Speaking of the results, they are dope! Delivered exactly what was promised, and I loved the anime style they implemented. Then there’s the Edit Image section, which requires you to fill out a prompt box with your desired changes, and it shoots out results. Good shit…
The Absent And The Cursed
Text-to-video is where Goonify finally shows you the cockpit, and it looks like a decent little machine until you notice the engine is a cardboard box. You flip off Image, land on Video, stay on Text to Video, slap a Look in the preset tray, which could be any of the AI models. For me, it was Ember Vale cause anime pussy is better than the regular one. Then Outfit and Background sit there like empty coat hooks. Just slide on whatever you want in there. You also get to select the quantity/variations: 1, 2, 4, or 8 variations if you enjoy lighting money on fire in bulk. Same for clip length: 5, 10, or 15 seconds. Then there is the aspect ratio, blah blah. Important note here: Enhance media is a checkbox that produces sharper, higher-res results and then tacks +10 credits onto the bill. Finally… there is a prompt box! I wrote my filth in there and hit the generate button. Then I waited. And waited… and watched a show… Two hours… and no damn clip! No error that meant anything either. It just never delivered anything.
But luckily, Goonify.ai doesn’t end there. You also have the look-alike feature. Think of this one like a face changer for the AI characters. If you have an image you generated that you really like but would love to switch the bimbo sucking cock with another bimbo from the AI roster, then this is the place to go. Or don’t… because the results it produced are something that would make a human being wake up at 4 a.m. terrified, sweating… seriously. I swapped one anime babe sucking cock with another, and the output was a chick with her torso facing the wrong way, her head and neck twisted around like an SCP, gobbling a cock… just scary shit all around. While we’re exploring the options on the menu, there is another one called Create, which is simply where you create your AI character. It goes into great detail, starting with whether your character is Anime or Realistic, then ethnicity (including a demon race and alien tits), hair color, hair style, eye color, body type, and wham! A 10-credit paywall to create an image of your specified bimbo. It takes a while to generate, but once it does… Your demon bimbo with the pointed tails and oversized tits is born!
Free Credits And A Hard Cock
There’s also a free-credit carnival, because every one of these sites has a hamster wheel now. Daily streak, seven days: 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 40, 60. Miss a day, and the priest weeps. Refer a friend and you both pocket 80 when they buy something; ten referrals unlock an 800-credit pat on the head. Post a generation in public, and they might toss you 30 if they accept it…. Yeah, a lot of ways to earn credits and spend them on a clanker pussy. So you have no excuse, even if you’re broke.
With all that said and done, it’s clear that Goonify is not trying to be a model zoo with a philosophy degree. It has some presets for you, some prompts, videos that never deliver, decent images… Basically, it does the job when it wants to. I see the potential in this website. I genuinely do. But as it is now? It’s too experimental for me to spend any money on it. I may come back daily for the free credits, maybe generate an image or two when I have the appropriate amount… but that’s as far as I’ll go. There are better sites out there, sure. There are worse sites out there too. Goonify.ai is the type of site that presents amazing results, produces some of them, and then leaves you scratching your head with your hard dick out when you want to animate your fantasies. If you’re okay with that, then by all means, feast!
Disclaimer: This review covers a third-party AI adult platform intended for synthetic fantasy, fictional characters, illustrations, or AI-generated adult imagery. ThePornDude does not host, create, generate, distribute, operate, or control any AI-generated content, AI system, or third-party platform feature. Any commentary is based on publicly visible platform information and synthetic/fantasy use cases only. This article is editorial commentary for adults aged 18+ and may include humor, parody, or satire.
