Do you believe in unconditional, passionate love? The kind of love only a purple landing page can confess? And the confession is ugly… it swears that loneliness can be configured. So… welcome to VelineAI.com, a browser toy that wants to be your girlfriend, your director, your image factory, and your filthy video studio, preferably before you’ve typed an email. And I’m not kidding on that part. I’ll repeat it just to solidify it: AI girlfriend first, sign up later. I’ve heard this filthy melody so many times by now that I could probably compose it from scratch like a horny Viktor Tsoi. Well, I’m here anyway, and I wanted to know if Veline was a companion or just another coat of paint on the same vending machine. If it’s the latter, then let’s hope that at the very least it doesn’t swallow your coins without giving anything back.
Obviously, VelineAI.com doesn’t hand you thousands of AI girlfriends and a million conversations. It does something calculated: It gives you a small scrollable preview with names. It quite literally makes you feel like a very confident and charming bastard, even if you haven’t showered for the past week. Anyway, shouting names into the void is pointless. What matters is that VelineAI decided to slap a filter that sorts the anime girlfriends, realistic ones, and the community-built ones for when you feel like stealing someone else’s girl. What also matters is that every character has a convenient setup/occupation. You could hit it off with an AI literature teacher, or a tarot girl, or even a married couple named Carly and Rob. I know… it sounds like a streaming service dumped its unproduced pilots into one grid. But hey, at least you can craft your own AI bimbo.
I Can Change Her Complex
I’ll get to the character creation later. For now, I have my sights set on Lottie Whitaker. Why her? Well, she has the word Yandere sitting on her profile like a challenge. If you know me, then you already know I’m obsessed with the yandere type. Call it childhood trauma and neglect, call it the I Can Change Her complex, call it whatever you want! I don’t care. What matters is that I hit it off with Lottie for a couple of minutes, probably more than a couple, I’m embarrassed to say. Firstly, Veline has this bug where the message box doesn’t display your words as you write them. Technically, it does, but the words are swallowed by the text box rather than appearing on it. This basically means that if you make a mistake mid-horny sentence, then you’ll have trouble finding it. Second, during the chatting phase, Lottie sent me images, unlockable ones. Those images have NOTHING to do with the conversation. I literally wrote a play where I’m walking past Lottie, ignoring her, playing the whole bait-and-switch game, and then she sends me an image. It costs 10 credits to unlock, so I did it, and wham! The image is Lottie lying on a mattress, fully nude and glorious, one hand over her pussy, the other one holding her titty. Now I have to ask: why? Nobody asked for this.
Other than that, the chatting is actually meh. Like a huge MEH. It has this whole roleplay thing going. Lottie is preserving her bitchy high-class ex-girlfriend who wants to appear powerful and hide her obsessive feelings personality. But other than that? It’s nothing revolutionary. Can’t even hold a candle to the big guys like Janitor.ai. Then there’s the quick-select create an image or video button in the corner of the chat box, which I assume is similar to the actual generative section of this website. Also, every message can be transcribed into a voice note, and my god… Lottie sounds like the most obvious AI text-to-speech program on the market. If you ignore all of the shortcomings and focus on the chatting itself, then you are most likely going to kill a couple of minutes. It’s not incredibly immersive or anything. There is no elaborate story or setup that keeps you glued to the screen and crafting a response. It just starts off with a simple greeting in some formal or informal setting, and it moves from there. Not exactly my cup of tea, but it works for some people.
Slop And Slop
Next up? The creation section. This is where you craft your AI girlfriend. If you’ve ever used an AI site before, then you already know how this goes. It follows the same predictable structure, asking you to pick between realistic or anime, then ethnicity, body type, the size of the milk jugs, the size of the ass, hairstyle, hair color, eye color, and even lipstick color. Then you come up with a name, select the age, and then the voice. Next comes the personality, job, relationship, kinks, intro, greeting, tags… You know how this works by now. I crafted Kou, a pink-haired yandere in formal attire that I never specified… whatever. I chatted with her afterward, and I can confirm that she matches the customization work I put into her.
That aside, I know most of you folk are interested in the image and video generator, so let’s lube them up a little. Let’s kick things off with the image generator cause this thing is as simple as pleasing a throbbing cock. You’ve got to pick between image-to-image or text-to-image. That image-to-image stuff is sort of misleading since you pick a character instead of an image. Anyway, you also get a menu that allows you to choose between outfits and poses. The outfits can be anything from a casual GF in short jeans and a white tee to micro bikinis that could double as floss, and for the record, I’d love to tear that fabric apart with my teeth. I digress. The action menu gives you all the goodies, from standing poses to doggy style, anal POV, cum on face like a glazed donut… all the good shit. So after you pick the outfit and the pose, the prompt box fills up. Yeah… this image-to-image generator has a prompt box that you can edit. Then there’s the aspect ratio, but that is dependent on your preferences.
I generated a couple of images, and to make a long story short: they are hit or miss. Some of the images I generated forgot that the man had a torso, so they served me a deformed person with a dick and legs, and the rest of his body permanently attached to the chair while one of the characters rides his cock. Others were meh… by meh, I mean they are doing the job, but the results don’t fool anyone. You can tell they are AI by the silicone skin that all of these characters have. Text-to-image didn’t even work for me. I tried four different prompts from scratch, since it doesn’t allow you to select a character, and it kept vomiting an Error: 400 message. I just gave up on the idea like an abandoned nut.
Money… It All Comes Back To Cash
Then there is the image-to-video section. This one has no poses or outfits. Just the ability to select a character and fill out that prompt box.
Surprisingly, this bad boy produced superior results. The video managed to stick to the prompt and actually generated a coherent scene of my description.
Either I’m a god at prompting, or this tool is genuinely dope. And then you have the text-to-video portion, which I won’t even bother covering since it’s the same package as the image-to-video. I mean, you get a prompt box, and no character to select.
And can you believe they want real money for the encore? Let’s divide this into tiers, since they did it that way. You’ve got Plus, Pro, Max, and Credits. I clicked through them like a man checking if the elevator went to other floors. The numbers did not move. Monthly $29.99 for 1,500 credits that die in thirty days. Yearly $99.99 for 20,000 plus a pity 2,000, stamped POPULAR and −73%. Last time I checked, 73% off is what you call it when you invent a $30 habit and then discount the habit. For that price, Pro gets 2,000 messages, up to 200 images, up to 40 videos, up to 200 AI girlfriends, which is an insane number of girlfriends to promise a man who was just rationed three sentences. Plus gets the same sentence with smaller digits. All of it, recurring until you cancel in Settings. Well… I’m not going to dress this up as a balanced scorecard. It’s another AI girlfriend site. The presentation is slicker than some. But ultimately, it doesn’t stand out from the crowd in any way.
