This site has a beef with clothes! Yep, I said it! They want to strip the clothes off an AI chick and reduce them to an EX. Something that they used to wear… Okay, I’ll stop with the horrible puns. This is ClotheX.com, and the whole idea is that the clothes don’t make it to the end of the generations. Also, have you heard about the term Identity Crisis? Well, the site doesn’t even want to be called ClothEx once you’re inside. It answers the door as LUXE AI and slams you with an overwhelming amount of features. I’ve been bouncing around AI tools, prompt boxes, and girlfriend bots long enough that a new domain doesn’t impress me by itself. But these guys have gone all in: sex-video templates, upscale, erotic stories, chat, virtual dating, a community feed, and even a token presale with a little $LUXE.
Anyway… how do I even begin? There are more sections here than you can imagine. I mean, you click through anywhere on the website and end up on a section with a black dashboard that looks like someone crossbred a porn tube with a startup admin panel. Should I begin in chronological order? Or should I start off with the most important factor: You need an image. Not the kind you take with a camera. You need to generate it, dumbass! See that Text to Image portion down at the bottom? Yeah… go in there, and you have the prompt bar, negative prompts, the visual style, the quality, the lighting, the camera… all of that you need to customize and generate. However, the top of the page, with the little N1, N2, N3, N4, N5 are the most important! They dictate the quality of the image. N5 is ultra premium, N1 is the bare-bones basic generation, and then there’s everything in between. You’ve got some examples on the right side of the screen, and yours is going to be next on that list.
The Important, Goth Titty Comes First
Anyway, I generated an image to get this smut fest started. N5 because I deserve the best damn quality! And this bad boy costs 30 credits a pop, compared to N1, which is 10 credits. I mean, these generations go deep! You can select the camera to be fisheye or telephoto or POV or whatever! And have the visual style be oil-painted, cartoon, anime, realistic… You get the idea. I crafted a trad goth babe with a short skirt, corset, and a flat chest with a big, bubbly butt. It took a few minutes, but ClothexAI spat out the results. Man… that corset was already below her tits! The flat chest slipping out… but it was less flat and more, uh… A cup. The damn skirt was good, the tattoos everywhere, but the trad goth makeup? Not there… whatever! The image is good enough to bend her down and get the video generations started.
Anyway, I moved on to the Image to Video generator. This one is significantly simpler! All you have to do is slap your image in there, and you have a bunch of example scenes… You can bend her over, spread her legs, and, uh… a scene with a bunch of white liquid drooling out of her asshole? I don’t even want to know. Anyway, for the sake of journalism, I tried it out. I bent her over, which is Scene 2, and apparently, my goth baddie only has clothes on the front. AI literally glued the front side of her clothes, and the back was missing, as if they’d been cut off from the back. She bent over, sure… the video was dope. But still AI slop nonetheless.
Anyway, there’s an extension of this Image to Video gen called Image to Video Sex, where… You guessed it! Instead of bending over, you generate a sex scene. Obviously, I slapped her in the casting doggy 3 scene and let the AI cook the damn clip. There are over 130 scenes, by the way, so… take your time exploring them. Anyway, the clip generated, and uh… it was all going fine, and then it came crashing down! The doggy was happening. An AI dude appeared, flipped her skirt up, started banging her tight ass, and all of a sudden, three seconds in, a flood of motherfucking white goo started crashing down her ass! I’m not kidding! It was supposed to be semen, but it looked like a damn waterfall that ruined the whole thing!
More Tools And A Custom Waifu
Disappointed, I headed over to the Face Swap feature, which is next on the list. This one has two columns: Face Swap Video and Face Swap Image. The whole point is that you select one of the AI girls you created in the image gen earlier, and swap her into another image/video you created earlier. This one eats a TON of credits, and uh… It’s prone to producing AI slop, but does an okay job at the end. I won’t be going into detail because it’s a damn simple tool, and I find no use for it because it’s expensive as hell, and nothing’s stopping me from creating a new video with the same preset settings and the other image I want. It’s cheaper that way, and you get similar results. Anyway, next on the list is the Undress section. Dead simple. Slap an AI image of a synthetic chick, select whether your character included is a man or a woman, and it undresses them. It works as intended. Nothing more to add. Heck, I even tried the Man option to see if my goth baddie would grow a penis, but nope. It didn’t give her a penis.
Okay, now comes the part of this AI porn mall that most of you are here for: the Virtual Dating. Basically, this is where you create your AI character, whether an AI boyfriend or AI girlfriend, and then you engage with them. I created a GF. A Caucasian anime babe in her twenties, slim, with small tits and huge butt cheeks. Then comes the eye color, the hairstyle and hair color, and my god… the customization menu is LARGE. You could get lost here for a whole hour, maybe more, customizing until it's picture-perfect. I went through the motions, customized my waifu to perfection… ClothexAI even asks you to prompt her personality, style, hobbies, the whole nine yards! I lost an hour doing it! Nevertheless… when I finally did it, I gave birth to Celeste, my personal yandere waifu! Anyway, now that you have her, you can chat with her, call her, and have a smutty voice convo, or even play games with her, but that feature is not fully out yet. I don’t dig the whole chatting thing, since it’s not a roleplay-type back-and-forth, but it’s decent.
Crashing The Site And Paying The Price
Now that all of this shit is said and done, there’s one more section on ClothexAI.com for the smut lovers. I’m talking about the Erotic Stories X! Oh boy… this one is steamy! It’s so steamy, as a matter of fact, that when I open it and all of the Spanish smut loads up, the whole damn site crashes! Yes… I’m not kidding! Not just the site, but Google Chrome itself crashes! As if it can’t handle this much erotica. I managed to make it not crash after waiting for a while, and it let me through, but I couldn’t click on anything! I couldn’t open a story. I couldn’t navigate back to the image or video generator or anything! I basically had to close the website and open it again. Yep… this one is a bust.
Now that you know all the features and the shortcomings, let’s talk about the credits! Yes… You need credits to use the power of this site! There is a free lane, sure… Daily check-in credits: five on a random day, more if you start Monday and don’t break the streak. They dangle 25 on Sunday like a gold star for showing up to masturbate on schedule. Follow the girlfriends on social, and they tease a 3x booster… just a bunch of marketing tricks. If you want to use this tool for real, then you need to drag your ass to the Premium section of this website and check the plans. The cheapest one is called Ametista, giving you 250 credits a month for about $20. 1,000 credits for $40. Or 2,000 plus a bonus pile for $60. This tier gives you access to the generation menu and the ability to create your own girlfriend. Pay a year up front, and they knock a few bucks off. Above that, you’ve got Esmeralda starting around the mid-sixties and Rubi stomping in north of $125 a month, which is, I have sold a kidney, and I want the AI girlfriend to know my name money. Obviously, the bigger tiers give you more perks and features to explore, but it’s meaningless to list them off.
Other than that, you have the ability to Top-Up your credits, which are called Rubies or Ruby. You can get 150 of them for $5. 510 for $14. Or the most popular one, which is 1,200 for $30. Phew… that was a long one! But hey, at least now you know this platform inside and out! Give it a whirl and see if it’s something that makes it worth sticking around for. The choice is yours.
Disclaimer: This review covers a third-party AI adult platform intended for synthetic fantasy, fictional characters, illustrations, or AI-generated adult imagery. ThePornDude does not host, create, generate, distribute, operate, or control any AI-generated content, AI system, or third-party platform feature. Any commentary is based on publicly visible platform information and synthetic/fantasy use cases only. This article is editorial commentary for adults aged 18+ and may include humor, parody, or satire.
