Here we are, with another AI porn generator for the umpteenth time. Is someone keeping track? How many of these have I gone over? They just keep coming at me! Every single darn time I think that I’ve found the last of them, another one rises from the horny graveyard, with a new name and everything. This one? It’s called XModeAI.org, and it sounds like a secret phrase that the X-Men use before busting a nut, or I wish it did. Oh, that gave me a brilliant idea! I’m going to generate bootleg X-Men porn! And I’ll use my own filthy imagination and creativity to do so! You see, XModeAI.org is one of those porn generators that requires a prompt, a very ultra-detailed one, and it spits out a video or an image from your text.
Since I’m a lazy fuck and can’t be bothered to unleash my full writing capabilities, I’ll be enlisting the help of Grok and use it to generate the prompts for me. Honestly, from personal experience, I’ve found that using AI to write your prompt and then feeding it into a seductive clanker such as XModeAI.org produces the best results! Every single darn time when I’ve written the prompts by hand, and then produced content from them, they turned out to be garbage! So don’t judge me for being lazy, I’m promptmaxxing, and generating better porn than you ever could. Anyway, that’s all you need to know to get acquainted with this platform. It’s the basic foundation of everything! And from here on out, we’ll be entering dangerous territory, generating smut after smut, and I’ll judge with full disclosure, and a rock-hard cock in my hands, so let’s get to it!
Take My Vision Away… Please!
I’ll dive right into the studio section, since that’s where most of the porn generation is going to happen. Before you even attempt to generate anything yourself, know that you need to purchase desires, which is the local currency for smut generation around here. I’ll be diving into the pricing later. For now, let’s see if this porn generator is even worth the time and effort, let alone the money. As I said, I kicked things off in the studio portion, selected text-to-image generation, and tweaked the quality to ultra.
You see, the lower the quality of your image, the fewer desires you need to spend, and shitter results overall. Ultra is the highest possible setting, and it costs 8 desire to generate a single image in that quality. So, I wrote out the prompt. It was nothing flashy, just Jean Gray sitting on Xavier’s cock and tilting the wheelchair with pleasure. Then I hit generate, and got hit with an error! I tried again, tweaking the prompt, but once again, an error! Then something clicked in my head, and I realized… this may be because I mentioned names of comic book characters! You see, if you try to generate porn of fictional characters with their name, it fails!
So what did I do? I removed any names mentioned and described both Jean and Xavier from scratch, from the color of their hair to the action happening, in detail! Finally, I hit generate, and… it worked! I mean, I tried my best to describe the characters. It didn’t look like them exactly, but they were fucking on Xavier’s wheelchair, but for some reason… Xavier’s index finger somehow blended with Jean’s. Can you imagine how that looks? I perfectly described her delicate fingers, and there goes the index finger looking like a sausage and blending with Xavier’s hand.
Then, of course, after this mostly successful image generation operation, I decided to try out the video generator. Once again, you write out a detailed prompt, select the quality, anything from low to high (from 8 to 32 desires), and hit generate. I described exactly the same scene, hit generate as usual, and after waiting a couple of minutes, I got absolute fucking nightmare fuel! Where do I even begin… The bootleg Jean was jumping on a cock that was JUMPING along with her! Like… literally detaching from the body. Then the camera started spinning, and it revealed a man with a full head of hair, and when the camera reached 180 degrees, the girl’s fucking torso rotated as well! But her legs were still in the opposite direction! What the absolute fuck was this? Not to mention, she grew four boobs by the end of the scene.
Pricing And More Dissapointment
Now I’m not quite sure what I experienced there, but Jesus fucking Christ, it left a mark on me. And I paid 35 desires for this shit? Do you know how much desires cost? For $20, you get fifty fucking desires! And I spent more than half of that on a single cursed video. And if, for some reason, you folks want to generate more of this nocturnal shit that’ll haunt you in your sleep, you can spend $40 and get 150 desires. But why stop there? Want to experience the true hot-garbage capabilities and crank out a dozen of these bad boys? You can spend $300 in one sitting to get their highest tier available and receive 6,000 desires to play around with, as well as UltraHD quality and priority fast queue! This would sound like a dream come true to the average folk, but after witnessing what I witnessed… the video generator is not worth the money, folks.
And look, I didn’t just stop at generating one video to reach this conclusion, oh no! I cranked out three of these bad boys, with different prompts featuring goth girls and gamer girls. On one of the other videos generated, there was a penis bigger than the Eiffel Tower itself, and the tip? It was attached to the goth girl’s mouth as if it were part of her tongue! It’s true horror, and I can’t fucking unsee this shit now.
On the other hand, the image generator, which worked for the most part, took a dark turn after the third generation or so, and it suffered from the same inconsistencies as the video generator. I’m talking penises growing out of tits, bent over women with a penis instead of a hand, when the prompt clearly said vaginal sex, I mean… this fucking thing was a mess.
A Used Car
Look, it’s not the first time I’ve been disappointed by an AI generator on the internet. We are clearly not in the era where porn generation is a feasible option. This thing is still too experimental, too fresh, and it can barely generate functioning code, let alone porn. People nowadays treat it as a hype tool, and they charge money for it! I personally wouldn’t pay a single dime for something this broken, because each generation here costs cash, and cash is pretty soul-sucking to obtain. If you want to tinker with AI porn so bad, go snatch a decent graphics card and play around with stable diffusion on your PC, you might learn a new skill and create porn equal to or better than this shit.
I mean, this whole website looks like a dream come true once you arrive on the landing page. There are generated demos you can glance over, and all of them look coherent, realistic, without a fault. But then you try it out… and well… you get what I got. This whole thing feels like buying a used car. On the outside, it’s pretty, looks maintained, and you can imagine yourself in the front seat, cruising at high speeds, listening to the engine purr, but in reality? The thing breaks down on the first hundred miles or so. When it comes to porn, I don’t like that logic! I want to generate something that’s coherent, something that works as intended. If I spend an ungodly amount of time crafting the prompt, I expect the results to match my energy, and XModeAI.org and its results? They spat on everything I did and generated shit that makes zero fucking sense. If you squint hard enough, you might be able to bust a nut.
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