I know you are a sick fuck that likes to jerk off to the point of making your cock sore, so there is no point of asking whether you masturbate. The amount of smut on the internet makes it easy for you to find as much fap material as you’d like, but what if I told you there is another spicier way of going about your twisted fap business?
That’s right fucker; a site that gives you fap instructions that result in a million possibilities. Stick around and find out why your jerk off sessions will never be the same again. If you like getting kinky with your fap sessions, there is every chance that this site will do the trick for you.
Fap Roulette is a game that poses specific conditions for a fap session. It tells you what outfit to wear, what position you will be in, where to end, and more fap related conditions. These instructions are typically decided by the chance of random numbers (roulette) and a number generator. The ultimate goal is to decide the fap session for you. Just press ‘Roll’ and the site will generate a random fap roulette with numbers with specific instructions.
While it may seem confusing, at least initially, the game is actually very easy to play. Clicking ‘roll’ generates five random numbers as well as a roulette fap image. You will use the random numbers for the displayed fap roulette image. There is also a shared roulette where users can chat and participate in various fap roulettes. Cool it; I will explain more of that later.
Loads of possibilities
As mentioned, Fap Roulette is all about spicing up your fap sessions. While porn videos put a limit to what you can do, Fap Roulette offers you a million possibilities. There are 3,674 roulettes on this site, all of them offering unique options, unlike anything you have experienced before. They include Task In Your Room, What May I Wear Today, Butt Plug Challenge, Becoming A Sissy Roulette, Cum Walk Roulette and much more. If you are new to this site, you will get a hard-on by merely looking at the options.
Even better, you can choose the roulettes by categories which actually increase the options. They include sissy, anal, blowjob, denial, toilet control, shower, bukkake, panties, and much more. Each of the categories caters for a unique kink, for instance, the Cum Lovers category is mainly focused on cum play. Below the categories is a list of filters which you can choose to make a roulette as niche specific as possible. They include fap material, humiliation, pee/scat, cum play among others.
Discover new ways of fapping
This should be your favorite part of the review and for obvious reasons. The game may appear confusing at first (the site acknowledges that) but once you get the hang of it, you will find the going much easier. At the top right, there is a list of letters while on the bottom right is a roll button and once you click, the site will generate a random fap roulette giving each letter a number (0-9). The roll will stop once all the numbers have been generated, giving you clear fapping instructions.
As you will see from the fap roulette if you have a pair of functioning eyes, there will be a column with numbers 0-9. You will be looking at the letters the fap roulette uses and then look at the numbers you rolled for each letter and follow the roulette instructions. Each letter carries a specific task while the selected number carries specific instructions.
I clicked on ‘roll’ and was presented with a roulette called ‘Rent’s Due’ which assumes you don’t have money for rent, so you will have to work your body to avoid being evicted. This roulette generates letters V-Z from the roll, each with a task and a number with specific ways to perform that task. Letter V in this particular case deals with the outfit while accompanying number 5 instructs you to wear leather and latex bondage gear.
Instructions take you all the way to the point of ejaculation. There are specific instructions every step of the way which in this particular roulette includes the warm-up, humiliation, the sex itself which in this case requires the player to ‘suction your dildo to the wall, back up into it and fuck it for five minutes’ and the cum part which requires you to ‘cum into your own mouth’. This is so sick man!
Site design and navigation
It would appear like everyone, and their grandmothers want to have a site these days. What they don’t seem to know is that you need a good site design to get noticed. Fap Roulette’s design is perfectly balanced, and the mixture of pink, purple, and white colors adds to the site’s excellent visual appeal. The addition of fap images adds some much-needed playfulness.
The design is not exactly minimalistic, but how elements are strictly structured make it easy on the eye. There are no sidebars, but everything is so perfectly placed which improves the site’s elegance, which is clear for all to see. Instead of white spacing, the site designers went for deep purple which adds a kinky feel to go along with the theme.
You will also be able to move around the site with minimal fuss thanks to the site’s navigation. Not only is everything perfectly visible, but all links also work pretty well. Apart from the categories, there is a search feature which you will find helpful. Roulettes can also be sorted by trending, highest rated, latest, and most viewed. There is also a button to instantly take you to the top and bottom of the page without endless scrolling.
Reasons to like this site
Fap Roulette is relatively easy to use if you get past the initial confusion. Besides the wonderful selection of roulettes, the site has a ‘re-roll’ option which allows you to conduct another roll in case you were not impressed with the initial batch of fap instructions.
There is also a ‘shared roulette’ which allows users to chat together as they would in a forum and participate in shared roulettes. As you will discover, there are loads of fun to be had there. I also like the fact that users can upload a roulette by following simple instructions where you will be required to add some details regarding your roulette.
The site is accessible without a user account, but users who want to upload roulettes might need the account for the option to update the roulette with a new version should the need arise. Other benefits of having a user account include the option to save your filter settings to your account and save roulettes to your list of favorites.
Reasons to hate the site
Well, it might not sound like a hate worth reason, but it will take you a few minutes to get used to the site, after which it will be easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Suggestions that I have for the site
I’d have talked about the suggestions that I have for the site, but the site has actually included an option for users to submit their ideas on what they’d like the site to add, change, or remove. So I will probably just go post them there. Oh, and the process is straightforward. All you need is a valid email address. The site actually encourages visitors to send in suggestions so they can make the experience as worthwhile as possible.
Do you want to add some spice to your boring fap routine? I suggest you visit Fap Roulette. There are thousands of roulettes to choose from with each giving you some pretty kinky options, and you can’t wait to get started. Even if you are not into this kind of game, there is always a first time, you know. Trust me; you will be permanently hooked.
Fap Roulette is certainly not the first site to give you such options, but others are mostly playing catch up with this site the undisputed winner of the bunch. Simply put, your fap sessions will never be the same again.