Real Scat ain’t the kind of porn site you just stumble upon in your daily masturbatory travels. They’re not advertising among the usual free tubes, smearing previews along sidebars nor are they trying to break into the Google rankings for more vanilla queries. The fact that you’re reading this at all suggests you’ve got an interest in the topic at hand, that titular genuine poo poo that titillates some while disgusting pretty much everyone else. If you’ve ended up here by accident, it’s not too late to turn back now.
I’ve been professionally masturbating here at ThePornDude for about a decade now, and I’ve only reviewed a couple dozen premium scat platforms over the years. RealScat.com is a real outlier in this rare, underserved niche, offering something that I’ve never seen before: their scat video shop has a strong emphasis on VR shit! You don’t need to own a futuristic headset just to enjoy this one, but it sure doesn’t hurt. Come with me as I step inside, take a look around, and figure out what that smell is.
A Real Shit Show in the Best Way Possible
Deep-niche fetish sites often rock the most basic, crusty-ass interfaces. A clunky presentation can ironically be a sign of something good on the smallest sites, a real labor of love versus all the soulless cash grabs out there. One of the first big surprises about Real Scat was just how fucking nice the place looks. If I wasn’t wearing my glasses, I might have mistaken the place for a more traditional porn site.
My big-ass spectacles do their job, though. As on any good porn site, there’s a lot of flesh on display out front: shapely naked butts, legs spread eagle and exposed tatas. A couple of the thumbnails might be fapworthy to the average pervert, at least for a moment, like fishnetted dommes staring at the camera or gals doing yoga without any pants on. Most of the preview pics, though, are tainted by what you probably came to see.
Yes, my stinky friends, I’m talking about copious volumes of human dookie. There’s a wide variety of scat and related content on offer. I’d call it a goldmine, but perhaps a better metaphor is that tank of blue and brown sludge beneath a beloved port-a-john. It ain’t for everyone, but if you’re into this kind of stuff, wow!
Fetishes tend to be wildly specific; what gets you going might be the vilest shit imaginable to another eager poop sniffer. To that end, RealScat.com has done a fantastic job with the tagging. Their Categories page breaks the catalog down into dozens of shitty subgenres like Diarrhea (8 videos), Constipation (9 clips), Toilet (18 scenes), EFRO (27 fetish pornos) and Solo (58 dirty movies). RealScat is a newer site, and that’s reflected here. A few categories, like Anal Play, Diapers and Food/Baking are currently empty.
Now That’s What I Call Real Scat
As a new site, the overall collection at Real Scat is still relatively small. If I’m counting right, there are around 70 videos as I type this up. This is fetish porn, so most runtimes are relatively short, typically clocking in under ten minutes a pop. Just a couple are closer to half an hour, though I’m hoping to see more of these lengthy features as the catalog continues to expand.
On that note, they’re actively recruiting fetish models and amateur pornstars to upload and sell their own content. Right now, there are just eight creators listed on their Models page. Payouts are slightly lower than the 80% standard set by OnlyFans, a consequence of working in a niche that’s banned almost everywhere else. They’ve also included one of the best intro tutorials I’ve ever seen for creating VR content. You can apparently get started for about $200 these days, so it’s something to think about if you need another income stream.
If you think of yourself as a true patron of the arts, check out the Real Scat Crowdfunding section. There’s only one model currently listed here, but you can help her get set up with a VR rig so she can upgrade her creations with that futuristic 3D touch. “I plan to shoot up close asshole shots, eating videos, immersive girlfriend experience, stepping, toe licking, etc,” Tofuutitti writes in her plea for funding, and really, who among us can resist that?
RealScat.com has such a strong emphasis on Virtual Reality shit shenanigans that the logo in the corner even reads VRScat instead of RealScat. VR and stereoscopic 3D scenes account for about half the stash, and I’m genuinely curious to see how the ratios expand. VR porn never took off the way I expected it to, but we’re still seeing new users adopt the gear as the media gets better. The tech has been disappointing from a gaming perspective, and I suspect porn is driving more headset sales than anybody realizes.
Given the deep-niche focus, I really wasn’t expecting this, but RealScat is app compatible. The site works with DeoVR, which offers a slightly more convenient and native experience than just using your regular VR browser. None of VR porn apps have official lists of sites they work with, probably because of the prudish community guidelines of the big tech companies, but I always recommend using one if it’s available.
Free Shit and More Premium Turds
Real Scat costs money, but if you’re broke, I’ll bet you enjoy yourself anyway. There are enough free previews for the freeloaders to fill up. Every premium video I clicked on included a sample clip along with the description. Sometimes it’s a mere ten seconds of chocolate being excreted directly from the tube, but I felt like most of the previews were pretty damn generous. You often get 30 seconds or almost a minute of real scat content that you’re just not going to find on your typical tube nor paysite.
It gets better, too. There’s a free TikTok-style feed of short scat clips called RealScat Shorts. Again, this is more than enough for the broke-ass masturbators to get their rocks off. I flicked through the feed for a minute or so, during which I saw toilet POV shots of brown babies being birthed, girls ruining the bedsheets, turtle heads poking out, beautiful women talking literal shit, femdom force feeding of feces, and panties filling up like diapers.
At some point, you may want to watch the full version of something. I was a little worried payment was going to involve some kind of complex nerdism, a common predicament when working in a niche nobody wants to touch with a ten-foot pole. The webmasters have done a hell of a job setting up a convenient system, though. You can use crypto like I expected, but their system will also accept the usual methods like Apple Pay, Google Pay and credit cards. You don’t get that with every scat site, though I probably didn’t have to tell you, pervert.
Prices do vary from creator to creator and from scene to scene, as they do on any social porn platform. It’s fetish porn, though, and yeah, the prices tend to run pretty fucking high compared to your typical blowjobs and lesbian scissor fests. I’d say a buck a minute is the cheap end of the scale, and it’s not uncommon to see price tags ten times higher. You get what you pay for, though, and where the hell are you going to find more content like this? As the site gets more popular, I’m hoping to see a few models offering some cut-rate scat.
The only really negative thing I can say about RealScat.com is that it just ain’t for everyone. It’s kind of a shame, because they built one hell of a platform with the kind of features I’d look for even in a more traditional platform. Even at this early stage, the shelves are well-stocked with a diverse selection of scat content produced by a roster of amateur kinksters. The interface is fantastic, the catalog is well organized, and there are enough freebies to keep you all hard and drippy even if you weren’t planning on buying anything. If that’s not enough to draw you, maybe you’re just not that into human Nutella.
