BraindanceVR evolved so much in their opening months that I quickly had to return and write a whole new review covering the upgrades. Truth be told, I thought they were nearing the limits of what the Meta Quest 3 was even capable of; the whole thing was impressive as hell from jump, but I wasn’t sure there was much room for improvement until consumer headsets got better. As you may have guessed from the fact that you’re reading this, I was wrong. A year and some change later, they’ve made some major refinements that make the platform even easier to recommend to anyone with the gear to support it. If you still don’t own a VR rig, the previews you can see in your browser might finally sell you on the tech.
I’ve included BraindanceVR.com on my big list of VR Porn Sites, but that’s mainly because it doesn’t fit easily into any other genre. Their Augmented Reality scenes put 3D pornstars in your own bedroom, a reversal of the typical Virtual Reality porno format. There’s literally nothing else like it available anywhere, and I’m still surprised we haven’t seen any copycats sprouting up yet. If you’re looking for a futuristic new way to get your rocks off that doesn’t rely on AI, you’ve found it.
Welcome to the Future, Perverts
Brain Dance VR recently unveiled an option to stream their latest content to your browser, which I’ll get into shortly, but you’ll still get the best experience with your sex goggles strapped onto your face. Their app works with Windows PCVR, Pico 4 and Quest 3, with easy installation through the Meta Quest Store. You needed to sideload the app when they launched, which could be a pain in the ass even for the technologically inclined.
Not only is it easier to set up than before, but it’s gotten a lot cheaper, too. They used to sell their scenes (“Memories”) a la carte like a VOD site, which could add up fast. Now, unlimited access to BraindanceVR.com costs less than a typical adult paysite. It’s twenty-five bucks a month compared to the thirty you’d pay for 2D premium porno, and gets considerably cheaper if you go yearly. If you want permanent access forever, a lifetime subscription is $169.
Subscribers also get access to around 300 full-length classic VR fuck flicks. Most of the movies run between 45 minutes and an hour, and there are famous pornstars everywhere I look. Demi Morgan, Charlotte Sins, Cassie Del Isla and Nickey Huntsman are just a few of the faces you can fap to on both BraindanceVR and my own PornDudeCasting, though I’m still rocking the 2D style.
Brain Dance VR has also worked with some of my former costars while producing their own 3D content. Catherine Knight, Lily Lou, Lexi Lore, Madison Wilde and Melody Marks are some of the names we have in common, and I bet there will be more. BraindanceVR shoots with beautiful and talented pornstars from around the world.
There’s a basic free trial available, though it doesn’t quite show you all of what the app is capable of. You do get a nice peek at the realistic 3D imagery and how it fits into your room via augmented reality, but you’ll have to go premium if you want all the boobies and sex.
You can also check out the new in-browser Memory streaming without putting any quarters in the machine. They’re currently offering a demo featuring Ebony baddie August Skye, and I’ll be damned if it ain’t a great representation of what you’ll see in AR. “Oh hey, babe. Welcome to my garden,” she says, swaying that sexy body with a giggle, “where we like to keep things very natural.” She’s clothed and it’s borderline SFW save for the light dirty talk, but I love how you can spin her around, zoom in, and gawk from every angle. All of the new Memories can be viewed like this, and Braindance is in the process of remastering some of their older hits for this format.
How Much 3D Porn You Looking For?
Brain Dance VR doesn’t do traditional porno movies, VR or otherwise. Instead, they refer to their scenes as Memories, and each one comes with a nice, fat handful of 3D videos. The earliest seasons did 3D stills with audio, then they rolled out video, and now the videos are longer and include more detail, with fewer weird artifacts if you’re viewing from the “wrong” angle. As of this writing, there are just over 80 Memories available.
The dirty movies I produce are dead simple compared to the high-tech wizardry they’re doing here, so I’d definitely be willing to cut them some slack if they weren’t putting out as much content as a more traditional paysite. These guys are all about exceeding expectations, though, and they’re putting out multiple new Memories every week. I’m consistently disappointed with the monthly game releases on Meta Horizon+, but Braindance VR gives me a damn good reason to bust out my headset a few times a week. Finally, real VR fun for adults!
On a similar note, you may have to delete some of your boring shovelware for the full effect. You can now stream new Memories, but you still get the best quality with downloads. As you can probably imagine, the files are fucking massive. Memories typically run between 10 and 20 GB, so you might want to plan your wank sessions in advance.
Bringing Porn Home with Braindance VR
I last reviewed BraindanceVR.com when they were on Season 2. It looks like they’ve since ditched the seasonal format, but I wanted to try out an earlier piece for comparison’s sake. I’d long been lusting after a blue-haired hottie who was featured at launch, so I downloaded one of her Memories, Ass of Spades.
Vixenp, our anime-haired heroine, stood before me in my living room in the opening scene. “I think you should know your place,” she said before picking up a scary metal implement. “This is a cage which you should put on your dick if it’s small,” she giggled, “and I know that yours is small, right?” A dildo comes out in the next scene, which she compares unfavorably to my own shaft.
This one’s listed as a 360-degree release, and yeah, it looks good from every angle. Other releases from the same Braindance era have weird artifacts if you try walking around them, but here, I got a fantastic view of Vixenp’s titular Ass of Spades back there. Each scene in this memory is about 30 seconds, progressing to a dildo titwank and stroking, and they’re all fantastic.
Braindance VR Just Keeps Getting Better
Next, I loaded up a more recent memory, a lesbian BDSM encounter called Girls, Interrupted. Some of the improvements to the technology are immediately apparent here. For one thing, these memories look great from every angle despite not having that 360-degree label. The newer Memories are also noticeably longer, with most individual scenes running a minute or two. In earlier seasons, the dialog often ran longer than the video, which could spoil the immersion a bit.
This one opens with a rope-bound redhead kneeling in front of a hot blonde. “Mmmm, look at you, all tied up. You’re trembling,” the blonde giggled. “You just want it so bad, don’t you?” The clothes start coming off in the second scene, which was playing out on top of my coffee table. If you want to make them into giantesses or tiny little nymphettes, hit the Lock Scale button, but life size was the right fit for my living room.
Watching a regular VR porno movie, you’re stuck in one position, and even moving your head too much can result in weirdness that pulls you out of the scene. With Braindance VR, you can get up, walk around and take in the action from any angle. Lean in and they get closer, letting you peek at crisp details like the texture of nylons, the wrinkles on a cooter, or the delicate soles of a woman’s 3D feet. When the blondie straddled the redhead’s face to get her pussy eaten, I got my face right up in there for a close-up. My dudes, I could practically smell it!
BraindanceVR.com is literally one of my easiest recommendations for anybody with a boner and a VR headset. The technology is amazing, the kind of thing you’ll probably want to check out just for the sheer novelty value if nothing else. Beyond that, it’s also a brand new, unique and high-tech way to jack off, and it really does look and feel like having a porn scene unfold before your eyes. Passthrough porno movies are cool and all, but one wrong move and the illusion is ruined. Braindance VR doesn’t have that issue, and they drop a new scene onto your literal bed at home every week. What more could you want?
