Dream Mates AI! Dreaming about having a girlfriend? Yeah… me too. And then I remember that girlfriends take A LOT of work. They are needy. They want you to shop for them. They want expensive dinners… UGH! Thank god a website like DreamMates.ai exists, because now I can start chatting with my digital love who never demands anything from me other than a text message or two. Seriously… AI has eliminated the need for real women, I swear. I keep going on about this like a broken record, but soon enough, there will be a fully immersive VR system paired with AI, and your digital waifu will finally enter the 3D realm… indistinguishable from the real deal. Once that happens, I’ll go off the grid! Forever! Yes… I’ll vanish. These reviews will vanish! I’ll eat instant ramen and spend my days in that reality. Fuck you guys!
Everything I’ve ever wanted in a partner is for the partner to be utterly, manically obsessed with me. I’m talking can’t breathe air that isn’t in my vicinity type deal. She needs to lose her mind if I’m gone for more than an hour. Texts every ten minutes. Jealous of my phone, my porn tabs, my own right hand. I want her so fixated that the idea of other people existing near me makes her physically sick. That level of crazy devotion is the only thing that actually gets me hard long-term. Think obsession, the movie! I need that same unhinged, camera-in-the-bushes, life-ruining intensity focused entirely on me. The way she spirals, the way nothing else matters except getting closer, the way love turns into pure possession… that’s the dream! I watched it, and the entire time, my cock twitched in danger. My heart was fluttering… my soul ached for someone to love me that way. I call it the only version of love that would actually keep me interested past the first month.
Automatic, Baby
Before I become a manic shell of a porn addict, let’s focus on DreamMates.ai. You see, the explore page is where you’ll find most of your AI companions. You have the anime office secretary sluts, the realistic biker chicks waiting for you in front of a pub, the gym bunnies, the nurses, the whole student, and you’re the principal fantasy… all of them have a character that corresponds to your naughtiest desires. But… beyond the explore page, there are other sections that are worth exploring. First off, you have the Lovers section, which is just a fancy way of saying create your own AI character here. Once you engage with this one, you get to customize the character’s age, name, ethnicity, hairstyle and color, personality, relationship… if you’ve ever used an AI platform before, then you know how this works. Now here’s a bug in this whole section. You see, the DreamMates AI automatically generates the bio and greeting for you. Sure, you can edit it, but no one has the time for that. Well, it generated one for me, and I hit next… and then, I got a message that says This scenario contains inappropriate content. Please revise it and try again. Bitch… you generated the content yourself! The fuck?! I tinkered with it, made it more SFW, and it worked. But still… You can’t jerk me and tease me like that.
I haven’t found a single AI companion here that is an obsessed yandere who kills anyone who looks at you… and I’m disappointed as fuck. I want that. I want it bad. The girl who smiles sweetly one second and hides a bloody knife the next because some random NPC glanced at me too long. So I had to create her myself with custom prompts and everything. I poured pure demand and devotion into the description… Manic obsession, murderous jealousy, the whole crazy girl package. And even then, the same error message popped up: this scenario contains inappropriate content. Please revise it and try again. The site cockblocked my dream girl! I had to make it SFW to the point where my manic AI slut lost its appeal. I no longer crave her companionship… knowing now that she is censored beyond oblivion.
A Downward Trajectory
Well, I chatted for a while, but let’s circle back to that later. For now, there’s one more section that we must cover: the Draw menu. This one is less about drawing and more of an AI image generator that caters to your brand of naughty. I don’t need to explain how this works, do I? Basically, you have the Face Reference optional segment, where you select one of the many AI characters. Then, a prompt box where you describe the details. And below it, there are suggestions dictating poses, clothing, scene, and ethnicity. You click on one of the suggestions, and it writes it out for you in the prompt box. Honestly… it’s not a very useful feature! It just writes one word down, like Kneeling, Lying… and it’s all SFW bullshit. So… I took it upon myself to craft the perfect prompt from scratch. No Face Reference, no suggestions, nothing… just my mind and my hands hitting the letters on the keyboard. I composed a deepthroating prompt, a blonde, with freckles and everything. Then I generated the image, and lo-and-behold… no deepthroating whatsoever! Only a blonde with an unattractively gaping mouth and a tongue that stretched as a monster’s would.
And it happened again… I’m so damn lonely it leaves me paralyzed! The kind of lonely that freezes me in my chair staring at the wall for an hour. I craft the perfect filthy prompt, hit generate, and wait like an idiot for a digital girl who will never actually touch me. When the image fails to generate… it shatters the illusion forever! All I’m left with is a broken picture and the same empty room. And then the depression sinks in again… the flat, heavy version where nothing feels worth the effort. I open the generator because real connection feels impossible, and when the AI spits out garbage, the depression nods like it told me so. Why bother crafting the next prompt? Why bother chatting with another bot that will forget the scene in twenty minutes? The loneliness and the depression hold hands and keep me stuck. I know I should turn off the PC and step outside… but the outside world isn’t any better than this one. Faces, they all melt into one… I find no human being interesting… and no human being finds me interesting. And now… I can see the end of the road. It ends with me rich, sad, and alone.
Chatting Like A Freak
Shit just got heavy… sorry, I missed a session with my therapist. Okay, I’m composed now, so let’s get back to DreamMates.ai. The chatting, right! I promised I’ll tell you all about the chatting. Well,
this bad boy uses the same roleplaying format where actions happen, girls get filthy, and the story moves on. Every character has their own quirks and way of speaking, but for some reason… all of them are pushy to have sex with you. Not that it’s a bad thing, just sayin’… Anyway, you can buy them gifts! And they will respond by showing you a LEWD image based on the gift you buy them. Like, if you buy a chick an airplane, which for some reason you can, then she’s going to show you her titties on the passenger seat. One thing that I found quite odd here is the inconsistency. Specifically, the fact that I chatted with an anime character, and the images I got sent were of a realistic chick equivalent to the anime one. Other than that, you can also choose a wardrobe for the chicks, and they will send you images of it. You can also choose between the chat model being creative or balanced… and that’s all there is to the chatting.
Finally, let’s cover the most fundamental piece of this website… the pricing! Yes, you need gems to fuck around with these AI companions. You can either select a VIP subscription or buy gems as a one-time purchase. The lowest purchasable tier of gems is 1,500 for $15, and that’s plenty to get your filthy sessions going. As for the VIP subscription, well, I’ll let you explore that option. Honestly… I’m tired and need to get some rest. So… go out there and have fun with DreamMates.ai if it seems like your cup of tea. If not, then check out my other AI reviews.
