With a title like Anal Media, you’ve probably got a pretty damn good idea what’s in store on this next site. Sure, it could theoretically be a medical site or one about your obsessively clean mother-in-law, but I wouldn’t be writing about it here at ThePornDude if that were the case. The platform does, in fact, stock the shelves with exactly what you were hoping to see, and you won’t have to pay a dime to indulge in this absolute smorgasbord of butt stuff.
That’s right: Anal.Media is a free tube chock full of its titular product. They added their first film nearly a decade ago and have been building both their stash and their fanbase ever since. The platform gets millions of visitors a month, which tells you a lot about the joint’s masturbatory potential. That said, I wasn’t about to give it my seal of approval without conducting a little fap test for myself. Read on and I’ll tell you why my keyboard is so fucking sticky lately.
Anal Classics and Modern Porn Hits
I knew Anal Media wasn’t a new site the moment I pulled up the front page, and I might have guessed it was even older if I hadn’t looked at the first video’s upload date. The overall presentation is a bit dated, though I wouldn’t go as far as calling it ugly. It’s a simple and familiar tube setup, with a wall of thumbnails greeting visitors as soon as they land.
A lot of the thumbnails give off a vintage vibe, too. The resolutions aren’t always crystal clear, and some of the locales are straight out of the ‘00s, the ‘90s, or even earlier. A screencap of Riley Reid shows the lovely young lady at an earlier stage of her career, and the long-retired Mia Khalifa is even getting buttfucked on the front page.
Reshuffling the stack by Newest, it still looks like there’s a lot of old-school cool in the pile. The place is arguably a gold mine of classic anal porn, offering a better selection of hits and oldies than your typical tube. An option to browse Anal.Media by era would be fantastic, because there’s plenty of new stuff in there, too.
Regardless of when these films came out, the platform carries a wide and wonderful variety of Anal Media. I couldn’t find a full Tags or Categories index, which is a bummer because the diverse spread is well tagged. The search function here is your friend, but I’d love some alternate methods of digging into the pile.
Even before I’d made it off the front page, I had my pick of cheating wives getting their shit packed, 18-year-old Asians boned up the butt, Ebony threesomes with ass attention, and taboo stepfamily roleplaying scenes that go ass-to-mouth. There’s even a rare bit of Indian ass fucking, a precious commodity you won’t find just anywhere.
A-List Anal Actresses in Generous Freebies
I didn’t see quite as many famous faces on the front page of Anal.Media as I might on a more typical anything-goes Pornhub clone, probably because there’s so much retro and classic content in the collection. That said, there’s no shortage of recognizable starlets to be seen. I even saw some PornDudeCasting alumni on the way in, like Maya Woulfe, Sophia Sterling, Anya Olsen and Lexi Lore, none of whom I railed up the poop chute when they visited me.
Anal Media features thousands of famous pornstars and gorgeous amateurs, and they’ve built one hell of a picture menu to show them all off. It’s a little overwhelming at over a hundred pages, but it’s a great way to peruse for anal actresses if you don’t already know a bunch of names. I wish you could reorder them by popularity, but currently you can only view them in alphabetical order.
All of my favorites are here, and I’d bet yours are, too. There’s even a dropdown menu in the corner with quick access to butt-stuffed stars like Adriana Chechik, Abella Danger and Angela White. I clicked Lena Paul’s name and was treated to four pages of her work, hundreds of movies with exactly the kind of funky butt loving I’m in the mood for.
Most of Lena’s Anal Media movies clock in at typical free tube lengths, roughly 15 minutes or less. This is the industry standard for free samples from most any paysite, including my own PornDudeCasting. I couldn’t help noticing, though, that there’s a fair volume of extra-long samples in the catalog. Lena’s in a handful that run around 45 minutes, as well as an hour-long anal threesome with Angela White and Kenzie Reeves.
Lena’s not an outlier on the platform, either. I made my way back to the front page, where I’d say there’s a roughly even mix of long freebies and the traditional shorties. Again, I wish the interface offered more ways to reshuffle the stack, because it would make it easier for the marathon wankers to find the real movie-length butt sex pornos.
Twenty Thousand Anal Scenes and Counting
Like any free tube with a theme, Anal.Media isn’t growing quite as fast as the platforms that will let anybody upload whatever they want. You won’t necessarily see new updates on the daily, but they typically add dozens of new movies every week. The most recent drop was a fat handful of flicks just a couple days ago, including stepmom anal action, Brazilian bubble butt banging, an 18+ teenage anal orgasm, and a freaky little movie involving gaping and ass-to-mouth.
They’ve been building the collection like this for years now, and it shows. If I’ve done my math right, there are over 20,000 free Anal Media movies as I type this up. Considering how tightly they’ve stuck to their butt-stuffing theme, that’s a hell of a feat! With more extra-long samples than your average tube, those digits count for a lot more than they would elsewhere.
I pulled up a movie added just a few days ago, a 24-minute feature called Sexy Babe Takes a Deep Anal Pounding. A single ad slipped through my adblocker but disappeared forever after closing it, leaving me to enjoy the scene without further interruption. The unnamed Latina licking the giant lollipop in the intro looks familiar, though I couldn’t quite place her. It’s an older scene just based on the outfits, furniture and film quality, but I was hooked from the opening moments.
It kicks off with a messy blowjob and segues into some fantastic side saddle. The butt stuff starts about halfway through the movie’s runtime and keeps up almost until the very end. I’m not sure who produced the flick, but the angles are fucking fantastic, giving us a mouthwatering view of that jiggling cake as the Latina gets her ass pounded. “Harder! Harder! Harder!”
The scene ends with the lovely lady dropping to her knees to slurp her prize straight from the tap, wrapping her mouth around it to extract every last sticky drop. There’s no Download button baked into the Anal Media interface, and unfortunately, my third-party download plugin couldn’t find anything to grab onto. The collectors might be out of luck, but hey, that’s what bookmarks are for.
If I’m being honest, I expected to be a little underwhelmed when I saw that front page full of old-looking thumbnails. The thing is, good porno is timeless. The resolution may not be as sharp as in newer films and the haircuts might not be cool anymore, but ass sex will always be hot. The cavemen would jack off to this stuff, as would the futuristic superhumans of tomorrow.
Anal.Media has done a hell of a job assembling a catalog of anal depravity covering multiple eras of porno production. The library is diverse in scope while retaining a focus on butt stuff, meaning you can watch your favorite starlets of any decade gaping, doing ass-to-mouth, enjoying some spit roasting, or just engaging in good old-fashioned anal sex. With over 20,000 movies to choose from and plenty more added weekly, even the most insatiable fan of butt loving will have their hands full. Don’t forget the lube, my dudes!
