I could tell as soon as I got to Fap Flare that it wasn’t built in the same mold as most adult video platforms. If you’re old enough, it might remind you a little bit of perusing the shelves at a good porn video store, but without the weird smells and weirder clerks. Your typical premium joint offers a solid X-rated flavor or two, which can be great for certain masturbatory moods and useless for others. The variety here, however, ain’t limited to costume changes, genre shifts or starlet swaps; with hundreds of studios to choose from, somebody’s almost certainly committed your last wet dream to video.
And that, my friends, is how I’d define the main gimmick at FapFlare.com. This is a premium video site carrying content from a huge range of studios, including some seriously big names, all for the same price you’d pay for your average Brazzers wannabe. If you’re the kind of masturbator who wishes you could buy your fap fodder at Costco, I’ve got some great fucking news for you. Who’s up for some bulk pornography?
The Girls You Love and Studios You Adore
As mentioned above, the tour page at Fap Flare doesn’t look like your average video paysite. It looks a little more like a free tube at first blush, a spread of X-rated thumbnails stretched out across the top. Scrolling down, other movies are represented by cinema-style posters and DVD covers, elevating the distinctive vibe while giving some enticing peeks about what you’ll find inside.
A few things besides just the presentation stood out at me right away. For one thing, the place is absolutely crawling with famous pornstars, rising starlets and hot, talented amateurs. I was spotting PornDudeCasting guests literally from the very moment I landed, including Della Cate, Alexis James, Nicole Nichols and Anissa Kate. A ton of my big porn crushes are here, too, including Scarlet Chase, Kali Roses, Riley Reid and Amirah Adara.
Who could have gathered all of these recognizable video whores in just one place? Well, FapFlare.com obviously, and also the studios who are helping to stock the shelves. There are currently movies from more than 300 adult movie studios. If you’re a regular consumer of high-quality pornography, you’ll almost certainly have some favorites on the list.
Just looking at the studio list offers more insight into the kind of material you’ll find within, as these brands have all kinds of different masturbatory focuses, flavors and fetishes. Bang! Originals are the most popular right now, at the top of the list along with Video Art Holland, Lethal Hardcore, Red Light District and PinkVisual Productions. There are legacy brands like Penthouse, newer big timers like NewSensations, fetish labels like Older Women, and pro-amateur outfits like Dreamgirls.
The preview situation is kind of a mixed bag. You can browse the whole catalog and get a silent peek at enough content for the freeloaders to get off to, but they don’t have any full video trailers to watch out front. The Play buttons in the tour area all lead to the signup page, a minor pet peeve of mine, but they do have a two-day free trial if you’re willing to pony up your credit card digits.
FapFlare by the Numbers
Memberships to Fap Flare are just thirty bucks a month, the same you’d pay for almost any singular paysite outside of exceptional deals like my own $15 PornDudeCasting. I’ve shot with some of the same pornstars, but alas, I simply can’t offer the same immense variety as what’s on tap here. The six-month rate breaks down to about $17 a month, a killer bargain for what’s included.
And just what is included? Well, the current catalog includes over 157,000 dirty movies. The actual video lengths do vary from brand to brand, but we’re talking full-length pictures here. Everything on the front page as I type this up clocks in between 20 and 40 minutes, and those aren’t outliers, so you’re certainly not going to be hard up for something to shake your dick at. It’s not all recycled content from other paysites, either; much of the catalog is exclusive, meaning you’ll only find it on FapFlare, at least for now.
They’re also adding a fat handful of new movies to the library every day. I’m writing this on the last day of June, and they’ve already posted ten fresh updates for July 1, including content from Bang! Originals, Chickpass and DD Busty. Yesterday’s Fap Flare drops featured Horny Household and British MILF Entertainment, and the day before that it was Harmony Films and Aces of Porn. It looks like they’re rotating the studios daily, giving you fresh flavors throughout the week.
I honestly was not expecting this, but FapFlare.com memberships include downloads. I poked around the catalog, trying to see if any movies omitted the Download button, but it looks like you can save the whole library for your offline masturbatory pleasure. If you’re a value-minded dick stroker and a collector, it’s going to be hard to find a better deal than this out there in the wild.
Whacking Off to FapFlare
I got myself all worked up just browsing the Fap Flare catalog. When it was time for my official fap test, though, I was a little overwhelmed by choice. I made my way to the Categories page to consider my options a little more.
Given the overall setup of the platform, I was expecting a sprawling, unwieldy index of subgenres. They’ve done a damn fine job tagging the catalog, curating 63 thumbnailed categories without the redundant tags you often find among other large collections. That’s a true feat on a platform with so many different studios represented, as a visit to any free tube will prove. Raise your hand if you’ve often found yourself trying different search strings in search of a singular sex act, kink or fetish.
The variety is fucking incredible. They’ve got a hundred thousand One On One videos, more than 50k with Big Boobs and almost 40K in the Anal aisle. Threesomes, Interracial and Mature scenes are well represented, and there’s plenty for the kinksters as well. Get your fill of Fishnets, Foot Fetish, Strap-Ons, Shemales and BBWs, peer in on some Voyeur porn or get a little rough in the Spanking section.
Fap Flare’s Categories page is organized by content volume, with the more obscure subgenres at the bottom of the list. The Double Anal section is a mere 333 scenes deep, but frankly, that’s a hell of a lot more than I typically expect to see anywhere. I couldn’t resist a closer look.
And what do you know? A new 20-minute scene from Harmony Films was added just a couple days ago. Barbie Sins Gets Double Anal Solidifying Her Slut Status is actually part of a longer, multi-scene movie called Arabian Nights, and I think I’ll probably end up cranking it to the whole thing later tonight.
It’s a poolside scene, one of my favorite settings, and opens with Barbie getting felt up while the buff poolboy watches. “Hey, my wife is dirty, horny,” her husband says, calling over the guy scooping leaves out of the water. “I’m dirtier than the pool,” she adds. Homeboy’s boner is already tenting out of his speedos as he steps forward and grabs a handful of boobie.
Streaming is super smooth even as I maxed out the resolution at 4K. Barbie gets some fingers while offering a grip of her own, which progresses to a pretzel of mutual oral activities. As excited as I was for the Double Anal, the leadup is 100% grade-A premium pornography with excellent angles and even better sex. The DA goes on longer than the quick taste I expected, too, so I’d definitely recommend a look if you’ve never seen this kind of double stuffing.
Frankly, I’d recommend a look at the whole platform to almost anybody. By the numbers, FapFlare.com is just an absolutely incredible value on porno, with nearly 160,000 movies for the price of almost any random paysite out there. That’d be a deal even if we were talking about a vintage catalog or some half-baked amateur content, but they’re carrying material from literally hundreds of the best studios in the game. With daily releases and an incredibly diverse catalog, you’re all but guaranteed to find something fresh to whack off to every time you stop by. Don’t sleep on this one, my dudes!
