I can’t believe it took this fucking long for a website to pull this genius move! Say hello to ani.pm, more specifically… their assortment of hentai! But what’s the genius move, you ask? Well, ani.pm hosts both hentai and regular ass anime too! You literally roll up, throw on some mainstream anime like One Piece, spend twenty minutes thirsting over Nico Robin’s post-timeskip tits bouncing around like they owe you money, get properly worked up… and then with one click you dive straight into the Hentai section and finish the job with tentacles, mind-break, ahegao, and every other 2D fetish an artist has thought about. Isn’t that wonderful?! Instead of opening a buttload of tabs and navigating multiple websites at once, you can just do it all on Ani.pm.
And while we’re on the topic of hentai and anime, let’s talk about waifus! There’s only one meaningful waifu in the 2D sphere, and that’s Zero-Two. Save your arguments, I don’t care! All these other basic bitches, your Rems, your Asunas, your whatever generic blue-haired elf slut of the season, they are just temporary distractions! Like… seriously! How can you say no to a klaxosaur-human girl with pink hair and horns? She literally ruined me for all other 2D women, and I’m not even sorry. I will die on this hill! I will fight your oshi in a parking lot. I will call your favorite waifu mid and unfuckable while Zero-Two sits on my face in darling mode. I can literally go on for days talking about my darling, but we've got other stuff to focus on, right? So let’s fuck around with the hentai list for a bit, see if it’s worth the time and effort.
MILFs And Households Full Of Anime Babes
Fuck the noise, let's go balls-deep, all in! I’m not going to half-ass this shit, so I sorted the hentai by most-viewed, and oh my god… shit is straight-up amazing! The most viewed piece of hentai ass on this platform is Ane wa Yanmama Junyuu-chuu, and if you use Google Translate, you’ll figure out that this one is all about breastfeeding. Do you know how many views this masterpiece has? Over 45MIL! The plot? This thick, orange-haired MILF has been arguing with her husband, so she moves back into her family home with her youngest child. Except… she has a habit of walking around with her naked tits everywhere, so her stepbro gets drunk with her, and fucks the ever-living shit out of that orange MILF-muff.
The second most-watched masterpiece on this website, which has amassed over 28MIL views, is called Imaizumin-chi wa Douyara Gal na... a bunch of Japanese words. To make a long story short, the title roughly translates to The Imaizumi Household Seems to Be Full of Gals, and you get where this is going by now, right? A dude’s house somehow ended up as the hangout spot for a bunch of huge-titted and insanely attractive gals, who can't seem to keep their hands off of him. Then there’s the third most-watched hentai, over 28MIL views. I’m talking about Gaki ni Modotte Yarinaoshi!!! And… Yeah, we’re gonna glance over this one real quick… the events that unfold in this 2D madness are not for the faint of heart. The point is, there are a lot of people watching hentai here! The first two pages are full of hentai titles that have more than ten million views each! I’ve genuinely never seen this many people interested in hentai before, and if I’m being honest… I feel accepted here!
We live in a world that tells you to go outside and touch grass. Heck, I tell everyone the same, too! But how often do you get a website that pats you on the back, tells you everything is going to be okay, and offers a 17-minute hentai about a yandere big sister who lactates while riding you reverse cowgirl while calling you Onii-chan? Well, you do get that pretty often if you know where to search. But you simply can’t ignore the fact that Ani.pm drops newly released hentai left and right. Most of it is in 4K, too! That’s what makes this place so special.
Stack The Depravity
If there’s one thing that Ani.pm does right on their hentai section, it has to be the filtering system! Now look, the filtering and sorting concept has been around the internet since its creation, but Ani.pm has managed to take it a step further. Basically, you get to filter two ways: either by Match All, which shows only results that hit every single tag you picked, or Match Any, which shows everything that matches even one tag. Let me give you an example here. Let’s say you stack tags like maid, tsundere, ugly bastard, and a specific studio under Match All, bam! You get hyper-specific hentai titles that match your flavor of the day. And Match Any? Don’t need to explain it, do I? While we’re on the topic, did you notice the hentai studios? There are 162 of them! This makes Ani.pm feel more like a hentai encyclopedia rather than a simple website. Like seriously, you’ve got legends like Pink Pineapple and their Bible Black masterpiece, PoRO, which are the kings of the school romance/NTR pipeline, Milky, who produce some of the nastiest hentai out there, Bunnywalker, currently riding high on that insane Ane wa Yanmama wave, Queen Bee, Mary Jane, Collaboration Works, Green Bunny, and so many more.
Okay, while we’re here, can I shoot a personal recommendation your way? I promise it’s not going to be Itadaki! Seiki or another mainstream hentai like that. Okay, you ready? Click on that search bar, and write Discipline. Believe me… the story is gripping, and the fucking? Even better! If you’ve ever wished to witness a corrupted all-girls dormitory go absolutely feral on a dude who has a gift called the Ultimate Sex Power, then oh boy… this one delivers in spades! How about something extremely fucked up? Check out Pigeon Blood. It’s about this dude who lives in a mansion, his name is Chris, and he is a slave-sex trainer. Now here’s the thing… this dude has lost his memories! And his job is to train a new sex slave called Lita while slowly piecing together his past. I’d give you one more, but I’m fucking tired of listing hentai titles. Ani.pm’s hentai palace is something you need to explore on your own, and find the perfect little show that’s going to keep you occupied for a couple of hours. That’s the magic here!
Hentai Starring… Me!
The best part of Ani.pm’s hentai portion is the fact that it’s all free! Yes, free! You don’t need to pay subscriptions, survive a copious amount of ads, or battle with an otaku in Genshin Impact to get streaming rights and one glorious nut! On top of that, I highly recommend creating an account. Not only does it allow you to comment on the hentai debauchery, but it also updates your List tab, where it shows each episode and hentai you’ve watched.
Now I need your honest opinion on something… would you watch a hentai created by me? Starring yours truly? I can already imagine it… You have me, full ginger hair, signature shirt, smiling like a porn addict, and sitting in front of my computer at 5 AM, furiously typing another review while some eager pink-haired anime succubus is under the table giving hentai me the sloppiest blowjob known to hentai-kind. And there would be a story, something about my internet giving up on me, so I have to get up from my chair, move to the router, and play around with a few cables, make love to the female port with my cum, fix that shit, and get back to the busty anime babe for seconds. More importantly, that shit will be up and running on Ani.pm’s hentai section! I’ll make sure of it! Look, enough wasting your time! You want hentai? This is where you find it, period. Now go out there and have some fun!
